FARK.com: (402174) Dbase crashed, all is well now however. I blame the communists -Drew

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		Dbase crashed, all is well now however. I blame the communists -Drew (fark.com)		144
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Dufus		2003-01-10 02:40:03 AM

Yea the main pages are working again, but what about the archives? And what is with the new archive page anyway?

icegryphon		2003-01-10 02:45:32 AM

Man...I was talking about this in Chat...Damn I feel robbed. laff. Oh well. FARK is Back up.! Go Drew and whomever fixed it yet again!

icegryphon		2003-01-10 02:55:28 AM

The commies are adding fluoride to our servers to infect our operating capacity.

Purple_Jack		2003-01-10 03:00:50 AM

Polished my fleshy flugelhorn

rostit		2003-01-10 03:13:30 AM

Hans Blix says that, "there is no smoking gun that says Fark's servers have a problem".

PinkoLeftist		2003-01-10 03:33:11 AM

Damn those pinko commie bastards.. and fark goes down like a filthy whore!

peter_hook		2003-01-10 03:35:16 AM

Checking the threads now reminds me of driving on the road at 4pm on some secular holiday...where's the traffic jam? It's like going in a time machine back 20 years before all these fools left the hellhole they shoulda stayed in and moved to my paradise...hahahahahaha

PeterGruntmuscle		2003-01-10 03:37:17 AM

Drew thinks he is soooooooooo cool.

tadlette		2003-01-10 03:50:22 AM

Looks like it was a good day to be too busy to Fark. Longest outage i've seen yet, and I prolly came in on the tail end of it anyway.

tadlette		2003-01-10 03:51:04 AM

Oh yeah - it was me, comrade ;)

mwahahaha.

knickers		2003-01-10 04:29:20 AM

I got nothing.

For a long time.

tadlette		2003-01-10 04:34:16 AM

Yeah, I know the feeling.

*sighs*

Jackmeat		2003-01-10 04:41:21 AM

i tried all day....a whole day without fark.....

damn

Gear Jammer		2003-01-10 05:09:39 AM

Lovin' it AhGodUSmellThat.
Right click
Save Picture as

JOHNDX		2003-01-10 05:43:10 AM

Hhaha! Truthslayer I loved it!

My own country! wo0t!

larsoncc		2003-01-10 06:05:10 AM

OK, I know I'm late to this thread, but... Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Fark.

netcub		2003-01-10 06:09:47 AM

damn that shiat was broke for a long time.

Damon_Ryde		2003-01-10 07:03:23 AM

the squirrel looks good, has he been working out?

squinth		2003-01-10 07:20:59 AM

Cool. Now some of you same farkers who are rejoicing, don't be whining later on. I will beat you like a bad, bad donkey, ok?

Veritas		2003-01-10 07:38:09 AM

I blame society and thepublic education system.

t_hadden		2003-01-10 07:38:13 AM

Well, there it is, this month's Farkism folks...joing the ranks of such played out phrases such as " france surrenders", various mentions of killing kittens, "the terrorists have won" "hilarity ensues"...etc... use it as much as possible, because remember - nothing's as funny as seeing a joke run into the ground!

SmokeGrinder		2003-01-10 07:45:54 AM

that was a rare occurance. Wish the servers at work were as stable as Fark. Welcome back.

Arthmelow		2003-01-10 07:58:46 AM

Fark was down?
Wow, I have a life now!
:-)

penderhausen		2003-01-10 08:02:40 AM

Damn sunspots... comunist sunspots.

FLA Chickie		2003-01-10 08:16:57 AM

Preach on Truthslayer - sounds euphoric!

JeffF		2003-01-10 08:25:52 AM

01-10-03 01:27:23 AM Sweater Girl

Wow

fark was down?

And..

All of you were waiting for FArK to come back?

Walk outside, people.

That's the brightest statement I've read on Fark in quite a while. Kudos, Sweater Girl!

/back to lurker mode

doctechnical		2003-01-10 08:51:06 AM

I blame Ashton-Tate.

Will write Clipper code for food...

HyperX		2003-01-10 08:57:27 AM

This is why you need to use MySQL.

BTW I blame the democrauts.

Platinum		2003-01-10 09:03:34 AM

fark

InternetSecurityGuard		2003-01-10 09:09:56 AM

AnDrew,
Next time, make a backup BEFORE you attempt to download your soul to the hard drive. We all know you put your heart and soul into Fark. But not literally.

P.S. I think the folks at PRAVDA were kidding...

Monkeyknife		2003-01-10 10:10:48 AM

I blame everyone named Jerry.

Mike		2003-01-10 11:41:36 AM

This is why you need to use MySQL.

We do. That's what crashed. (FAQ, anyone?)

Actually MySQL was mostly OK, it was the filesystem that got hosed. But we dumped and reimported the MySQL database anyway just to be safe.

WickedWanda		2003-01-10 11:42:37 AM

...MTV shall play music only...

Should that not read MTV will play music again...?

sadsack		2003-01-10 12:06:55 PM

can't the republicans and democrats get together for one day and blame communists?

Is the fark squirrel a commie?

AbbyNormal		2003-01-10 12:25:51 PM

May I ask why fark is running on DBase? Or was that just short for database, and not the ibm softwar?

dev2r		2003-01-10 12:30:04 PM

Strangely, I couldn't do any work yesterday. More fark for productivity!

C.R.I.F.		2003-01-10 02:43:45 PM

In my opinion, it's not completely un-farked yet!

GunBoy		2003-01-10 02:51:20 PM

Totalfark still dead!

JazzmanWA		2003-01-10 03:14:07 PM

Communists = Liberals

Let the flame war begin!!!

MacG		2003-01-10 04:31:48 PM

Yup, blame the commies and all the libs are gonna hate you, leave, and start up clintonfark.com.

hauntr888		2003-01-10 05:42:46 PM

poseable actually

Mikey_B		2003-01-10 07:18:02 PM

I actually had to do homework last night Drew! Homework! And in class I didn't have anything else to read online except the notes! It was a sad sad day.