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(Occupy.com)   Restraining order issued against Las Vegas' Valley Eye Center. To be written in the smallest font possible   (lasvegasnow.com) divider line
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2008-11-15 03:20:06 PM  
I see what you did there.
 
2008-11-15 03:26:09 PM  
I also see what you did there. +1.
 
2008-11-15 03:49:03 PM  
This is the smallest font possible to express my seeing of what you did there.
 
2008-11-15 04:02:08 PM  
Picture of proprietor:

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2008-11-15 04:08:29 PM  

markie_farkie: [text without using <small> tag]



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2008-11-15 04:10:37 PM  

King Something: [text without using <small> tag]


Oops my bad.. Combo resumes here...
 
2008-11-15 04:25:31 PM  

markie_farkie: King Something: [text without using <small> tag]

Oops my bad.. Combo resumes here...


And yet, your quote of my post is also in regular size.
 
2008-11-15 04:29:39 PM  
King Something: And yet, your quote of my post is also in regular size.

This is an uphill battle, to be sure.
 
2008-11-15 04:34:12 PM  
E H M L K 0 P
 
2008-11-15 05:03:00 PM  
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2008-11-15 05:45:35 PM  
I couldn't find the other eye chart that has the secret of life as the bottom line.
 
2008-11-15 05:47:39 PM  
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2008-11-15 05:50:20 PM  
and the Eyes have it
 
2008-11-15 05:51:28 PM  
Las Vegas trifecta in play.
 
2008-11-15 05:52:24 PM  
Las Vegas' Valley Eye Center does not see what you did there.
 
2008-11-15 05:52:31 PM  
I've always had a soft spot for people with eye problems. Seeing(haha)the problems that they have to deal with. Seriously though, dealing with glasses, contacts, eye infections and all that has to be terrible.
 
2008-11-15 05:52:31 PM  
I can't see what you did there.
 
2008-11-15 05:53:28 PM  
"Eye eye"
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Not too obscure for the elephants I hope.
 
2008-11-15 05:54:07 PM  
I work with a lady who had her eyes ruined by Lasik surgery. I wonder if she got it done there. Hmmm.
 
2008-11-15 05:59:13 PM  
I work for an Ophthalmologist and an Optometrist and this kind of stuff ticks me off!
 
2008-11-15 06:00:05 PM  
Eye charts are all in the same font, even the big part. You are thinking of point size.

/if Grammar Nazis can bring threads to a screeching halt, so can designers.
 
2008-11-15 06:01:52 PM  

make me some tea: I work with a lady who had her eyes ruined by Lasik surgery. I wonder if she got it done there. Hmmm.


my mom had lasik a few years ago. At this place I think. It wouldn't have been by those Dr.s though... most likely her Optometrist used the facility because they have all the nifty tools needed. She seems fine.

 
2008-11-15 06:04:45 PM  
if you can read this it means you are gay
 
2008-11-15 06:11:00 PM  
make me some tea: I work with a lady who had her eyes ruined by Lasik surgery. I wonder if she got it done there. Hmmm.

In legitimate eye surgery, they always do one eye at a time, to solve this specific problem entirely.
 
2008-11-15 06:11:30 PM  
AM I DOING IT RIGHT!?.
 
2008-11-15 06:16:40 PM  
Probably SFW^ but this one is NSFW^
 
2008-11-15 06:18:44 PM  

JesterGirl: Probably SFW^ but this one is NSFW^


I saw the frog! What do I win?
 
2008-11-15 06:19:28 PM  

JesterGirl: Probably SFW^ but this one is NSFW^


... The fist one was ok.

The second.... GAAHHH!!!!.
 
2008-11-15 06:22:36 PM  

JesterGirl: Probably SFW^ but this one is NSFW^


I had a picture on my phone that was like that but the girl was painted green with white on her boobs. I don't know where it went or I'd post it.
 
2008-11-15 06:33:30 PM  
JesterGirl: Probably SFW^ but this one is NSFW^

I think I dated Ms. NSFW once. Bigger girls are fun. If I take off my glasses it hides some of the way they look.
 
2008-11-15 06:43:19 PM  
Practicing medicine without a license?

This deserves a scary tag.
 
2008-11-15 06:49:31 PM  
"...The Channel 8 I-Team..."

Cute name. I can just see their motto.
"On the side of truth and justice for I's everywhere!"
 
2008-11-15 06:59:22 PM  

Sparky The Wonder Ferret: I work for an Ophthalmologist and an Optometrist and this kind of stuff ticks me off!


But more importantly, are you getting a kick out of the replies?
 
2008-11-15 07:42:38 PM  
These are the farkers always running the commercials advertising $299/eye lasik surgery. Usually sandwiched between a Chad Golightly and Glen Lerner personal injury commercial.

Why people would pay that relatively low amount of money for shiat involving your eyes is beyond me. Guess you get what you pay for.
 
2008-11-15 08:12:26 PM  
TZVECL

EOFZRC
 
2008-11-15 08:16:19 PM  

Fano: TZVECL

EOFZRC


HOLY shiat! I WENT TO OPTOMETRY SCHOOL WITH DR. MILLIE!
 
2008-11-15 08:16:42 PM  
So that's why I keep seeing the lawyers fishing for Valley Eye patients!
 
2008-11-15 10:24:59 PM  
I don't think you are using the word "font" correctly, subby.
 
2008-11-15 10:36:26 PM  
I see what you did there, but only with the left eye. The right one is still kinda fuzzy on the details.
 
2008-11-15 11:07:40 PM  

PhilMP: These are the farkers always running the commercials advertising $299/eye lasik surgery. Usually sandwiched between a Chad Golightly and Glen Lerner personal injury commercial.

Why people would pay that relatively low amount of money for shiat involving your eyes is beyond me. Guess you get what you pay for.


Often the cheaper place is the better place to go, as they do it way more frequently than the guy asking $3,000. Generally, experience is the best indicator of a surgeons performance.
 
2008-11-16 12:14:12 AM  
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2008-11-16 01:02:39 AM  
i like the "i'm adam kutner" commercial where they actually cut out the audio of him saying "i'm adam kutner." it makes me laugh that they were too cheap to just reshoot the scene.

anyways, TWO EYES FOR THE PRICE OF ONE! limited time only! their price always made me wonder what sort of crap job they were doing.

My dad works with a lady that had somewhat poor vision, nothing devastating, and went for lasik. they screwed up so bad that she still has to wear glasses, but she has to wear bifocals in one eye and a regular lens in the other. she's basically screwed. I would love lasik surgery, but the thought of something going wrong and it making my vision *worse* makes me happy to live with just having to wear contacts.
 
2008-11-16 12:52:06 PM  

tishykb: i like the "i'm adam kutner" commercial where they actually cut out the audio of him saying "i'm adam kutner." it makes me laugh that they were too cheap to just reshoot the scene.

anyways, TWO EYES FOR THE PRICE OF ONE! limited time only! their price always made me wonder what sort of crap job they were doing.

My dad works with a lady that had somewhat poor vision, nothing devastating, and went for lasik. they screwed up so bad that she still has to wear glasses, but she has to wear bifocals in one eye and a regular lens in the other. she's basically screwed. I would love lasik surgery, but the thought of something going wrong and it making my vision *worse* makes me happy to live with just having to wear contacts.


If you can afford it it the one to get is "wavefront" since it it actually measures ALL the differences in the eye and the will apply the specific correction each part of the eye needs (eg if a little corner is fine it will leave it alone so it can't screw it up)

I would LOVE to get it done but since insurance considers it elective, it won't be happening, even though I think in the long term it saves money(not just glasses but possibly saving long term damage by arresting in it place)
 
2008-11-16 02:26:03 PM  

ssrat: tishykb: i like the "i'm adam kutner" commercial where they actually cut out the audio of him saying "i'm adam kutner." it makes me laugh that they were too cheap to just reshoot the scene.

anyways, TWO EYES FOR THE PRICE OF ONE! limited time only! their price always made me wonder what sort of crap job they were doing.

My dad works with a lady that had somewhat poor vision, nothing devastating, and went for lasik. they screwed up so bad that she still has to wear glasses, but she has to wear bifocals in one eye and a regular lens in the other. she's basically screwed. I would love lasik surgery, but the thought of something going wrong and it making my vision *worse* makes me happy to live with just having to wear contacts.

If you can afford it it the one to get is "wavefront" since it it actually measures ALL the differences in the eye and the will apply the specific correction each part of the eye needs (eg if a little corner is fine it will leave it alone so it can't screw it up)

I would LOVE to get it done but since insurance considers it elective, it won't be happening, even though I think in the long term it saves money(not just glasses but possibly saving long term damage by arresting in it place)


LASIK SURGERY DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY! In fact, your cornea is less structurally sound after the surgery, and your eyes WILL be drier.
 
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