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(MaineToday.com)   Doe, my deer, fell from my truck. Hey, just where the hell'd it go? See, anyone see my deer? Far, how far could it have gone?   (morningsentinel.mainetoday.com) divider line
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2008-11-15 05:38:47 AM  
So...They ever find his deer?
 
2008-11-15 05:47:13 AM  
You can't get there from deer.
 
2008-11-15 09:06:53 AM  

LaChanz: So...They ever find his deer?


La...ger, he should have a beer,
 
2008-11-15 09:11:05 AM  
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Oh deer. I frown on your play on words.
 
2008-11-15 10:03:30 AM  
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Muahahahaha
 
2008-11-15 10:05:19 AM  
Shoulda made that U-ey a little faster
 
2008-11-15 10:07:42 AM  

Skail: LaChanz: So...They ever find his deer?

La...ger, he should have a beer,


Tea... are you a freaking queer?
 
2008-11-15 10:13:31 AM  
Doe, a deer fell from my truck. Ray, just where'd the hell it go? Me, I'm drunk, can't find my deer... Fa, I farted in the snow...

See, it's not that hard.
 
2008-11-15 10:16:47 AM  
Ray... no I'm not a queeeer...
and I still can't find my do ..ho ..ho ..hoe
 
2008-11-15 10:16:53 AM  
it was a noble effort, but it just didn't quite work
 
2008-11-15 10:21:24 AM  
The Mystery of the Vanishing Venison
 
2008-11-15 10:24:16 AM  
Homer J. Simpson.

*ahem* La la la la... *ahem* LAAAAAA!!

DOE...... the stuff... that buys me beer...
RAY..... the guy that sells me beer...
ME...... the guy... who drinks the beer,
FAR..... a long long way to get beer...
SO...... I'll have another beer...
LA...... I'll have another beer...
TEA..... no thanks, I'm drinking beer...
That will bring us back to...

(looks into an empty glass)

D'OH!
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2008-11-15 10:25:28 AM  
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My deer fell from my truck.
 
2008-11-15 10:26:13 AM  

Amsterdamaged: Homer J. Simpson.

*ahem* La la la la... *ahem* LAAAAAA!!

DOE...... the stuff... that buys me beer...
RAY..... the guy that sells me beer...
ME...... the guy... who drinks the beer,
FAR..... a long long way to get beer...
SO...... I'll have another beer...
LA...... I'll have another beer...
TEA..... no thanks, I'm drinking beer...
That will bring us back to...

(looks into an empty glass)

D'OH!


DAMN YOU AND YOUR QUICK FINGERS!!!!

/well played
 
2008-11-15 10:38:51 AM  
The deer is right in front of you. . :

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/and he is pissed.
 
2008-11-15 10:40:30 AM  
Took me a minute to get the meter right, but subby deserves this:

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2008-11-15 10:42:29 AM  
Masterfully played, subby. Point well earned.
 
2008-11-15 10:46:58 AM  
Fark, a long long way to pun.
 
2008-11-15 11:01:10 AM  
Chupacabra got it

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2008-11-15 11:02:01 AM  
FTFA:

"I finally get lucky enough to catch one and someone steals it in a matter of minutes," he said. "I've been hunting for two weeks from sunup to sundown. I just can't believe that someone out there would take my deer."

McGurn, a boilermaker who works in natural gas power plants across the country"

so...when does this guy actually WORK?
 
2008-11-15 11:02:57 AM  
I enjoyed the headline, subby. thanks.

of course, now I have the effin' song in my head. So screw you too, subby.
 
2008-11-15 11:18:34 AM  
Be on the lookout for this man:

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/HOT HOT HOTlinked
//I'm sure he'll buck up
 
2008-11-15 11:26:17 AM  

velut: Be on the lookout for this man:

/HOT HOT HOTlinked
//I'm sure he'll buck up


God damn I came in here about to be completely disappointed for the lack of a Starman reference and was saved at the last post by velut.

/+1 intarwebs for you
 
2008-11-15 11:32:42 AM  
TSD:

///are my slashies going the right way?

I don't know but your dog seems to be doing it the right way.
 
2008-11-15 11:38:52 AM  
I don't think you're supposed to hunt at night. And why is the dog farking the deer?
 
2008-11-15 11:50:13 AM  
TSD: ///are my slashies going the right way?

For UNIX, yes. For Windows, no.
 
2008-11-15 12:40:30 PM  
He's been hunting sunup to sundown for 2 weeks (in Maine, no less) and the best he can do is a 120# deer? Looooooooser. He deserves to not get it back.
 
2008-11-15 01:01:20 PM  
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"Poor little guy....He probably kept up with you for a mile or so...."
 
2008-11-15 01:11:22 PM  
LA...la la la la la beer...
 
2008-11-15 07:54:21 PM  

Amsterdamaged: Homer J. Simpson.

*ahem* La la la la... *ahem* LAAAAAA!!

DOE...... the stuff... that buys me beer...
RAY..... the guy that sells me beer...
ME...... the guy... who drinks the beer,
FAR..... a long long way to get beer...
SO...... I'll have another beer...
LA...... I'll have another beer...
TEA..... no thanks, I'm drinking beer...
That will bring us back to...

(looks into an empty glass)

D'OH!



I knew I wasn't going to be disappointed!
 
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