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(NewsMax)   Woman says Condit shaves all his body hair (and Clinton has a small penis as well)   ( divider line
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2001-08-26 10:44:59 AM  
The taliban should ban condit jokes and france surrenders next.
2001-08-26 11:35:02 AM  
first of all: I farking hate newsmax.

second: Clinton does not have a small willy.

third: I know from experience that W's is very small and ugly.

since when is it newsworthy to make enis jokes about the elected officials? what the hell is wrong with newsmax? goddamned hosers need to get a life. farking jerk-offs. who is the editor for that rag anyway?
2001-08-26 11:39:21 AM  
What was the point about Clinton in the article for?
But I always like to hear lawyers trying to explain that when their client said No he really meant Yes.
2001-08-26 11:58:27 AM  

Since politicians by nature are dickheads, it is always appropriate to make penis jokes about them.
2001-08-26 12:09:04 PM  
Anyone claiming to know about Clinton's peepee or Condit's body hair is clearly deranged and should be shunned. I wish the media would get this - as it is, I must shun them.
2001-08-26 12:10:38 PM  
Newsmax is the epitome of all that is small and desperate.
2001-08-26 12:52:12 PM  
I applaud NewsMax for cutting through all the bullshiat and saying what they really mean. I mean, how more blunt can you get than running a story that Clinton has a small willy? Forget politics, ideologies, and so on -- here's NewsMax's entire reason for being distilled into one sound bite: Clinton has a small dick. Absolutely priceless. I look forward for further hard-hitting expose`s like "Clinton can't get it up," "Hillary's a dike," and "Gore's a stoner." Bravo NewsMax. Bravo Fox News Channel for running NewsMax ads. Keep it coming.
2001-08-26 12:53:48 PM  
A shame that we have a Republican-controlled Government, if the Demos were in power, maybe yellowrags like this would get shut down.
2001-08-26 01:11:17 PM  
if the Demos were in power, maybe yellowrags like this would get shut down.

I can think of no more compelling argument for keeping Republicans in power than sentiments like this.
2001-08-26 01:14:45 PM  
But I thought Democrats were the ones screaming against censorship and free speech????
2001-08-26 01:19:44 PM  
On the contrary, yellow "journalism" needs to be out there where people can see it for what it is. All NewsMax needs to do now to complete its image is to report on a study that "proves" that black people are lazy and shiftless.
2001-08-26 01:29:43 PM  
I'm telling you DeLaRocha is the new RobbieFal/CC!

I am dying laughing here...
2001-08-26 01:31:08 PM  
Strangely, this article turned me on.
2001-08-26 01:40:03 PM  
Living:rrrrrrr, RRRR... erm, that's disgusting, yeah.

Anyway, this just goes to prove that yellow rags like newsmax have nothing useful or relevant to report, and that for all the proclaimed moral rightousness, the right has an incredible appetite for smut.
2001-08-26 02:09:18 PM  
although.. I forget to mention that alot of this is total slander anyways. Most Christians are total hypocrites anyways.

If the paper is slander, why not sue and get it shut down like it should be.
2001-08-26 02:32:52 PM  
thank god for epilstop and nair.
do you have any idea how long it takes to shave your whole body? nevermind how hard it is to shave certain areas.
2001-08-26 03:09:05 PM  

Nair is actually watered down. Try Surgi-Cream. It's the answer for all of your Depilatory needs. Bike racers depend on it!

Maybe Condit just races bicycles in the nude?
2001-08-26 03:36:55 PM  

Seriously, is this degenerating into a Jr High school fight behind the bleachers or what? "The democrats say that Dubya smells like old cheese" "So? Clinton has a small willy!" tsk tsk. Ironic though that newsmax has a media bias section....
2001-08-26 03:46:21 PM  
Let's see, didn't Clinton ostentatiously tote a Bible into church every Sunday during Monicagate? I'd certainly get on board calling that particular Christian a hypocrite.
2001-08-26 06:46:52 PM  
Hey, why slam little dicks? My wife says women love small dicks...uh oh.
2001-08-26 06:56:33 PM  
"You know what? President Clinton has a crooked penis. It's true. And you know what else? Our leader has a crooked mouth. Hmmm. And they said they were playing golf!" - Some canadian Comedian.
2001-08-26 08:24:47 PM  
Shaved his whole body? So that was a wig?

DeLa Rocha

"Most Christians are total hypocrites anyways."

No, that's so wrong!

All Christians are total hypocrites!
2001-08-26 08:30:57 PM  
DeLaRocha and OcterDoctopus know squat. They know less than squat. If either one went out with squat, squat would have to wear an "I'M WITH STUPID!" t-shirt.
2001-08-26 09:34:59 PM  
so glad to hear your thoughts on Christians. you keep that in mind as you burn in hell...... ;)
2001-08-26 09:58:44 PM  
Yep, lefties claim to be the staunchest defenders of press freedom and the archest enemies of censorship, but take a guess which bunch starts pushing the "BAN IT" button the instant something shows up that they disagree with. They are the heart of the new McCarthyism known as "political correctness". One small example occurred when a huge mob of them tried to get every copy of "Huckleberry Finn" they could find destroyed because it had the "n" word in it. Never mind that Mark Twain was as big a foe of slavery as you'd ever meet -- Just "DUHHHH, BAN IT, BAN IT!!!" I'll give lefties like these two one thing, though...I know that one form of evolution does exist -- the existance of missing links like them is proof of it.
2001-08-26 10:03:19 PM  
of course.. we do not do this out of a moral spurt.. we do this out of a spurt to defend the slander laws in this nation. With lying women like Paula Jones and the many who have latched on to Condit around, we need laws that hurt them when they lie.

Obviously.. the biggest name-callers are conservatives and they just don't like the idea of fighting the slander of our public figures thru witch hunts.
2001-08-26 10:57:59 PM  
silly dummocrats. dummy sillycrats.
stoopid silly-mungo-dummy-crats.
2001-08-26 11:04:25 PM  

I assume you are Xians.

Ever hear of the "golden rule"? Yet you threaten me and call me names?

You have proven my point: you are hypocrites.
2001-08-26 11:24:28 PM  
2001-08-27 12:59:21 AM  
And you Octer, have proven my point....Quite a few of the persons here are only interested in berating each other with mindless drivel.....

You have my pity........
2001-08-27 01:04:33 AM  
Condit, like swimmers and bicyclist, probably shaves all his body hair off for better aero/hydrodynamics. After all, when you dive head first into some Stewardess GIANT VAGINA you don't want too much friction when you try to climb back out.
2001-08-27 01:06:17 AM  
Condit, like swimmers and bicyclist, probably shaves all his body hair off for better aero/hydrodynamics. After all, when you dive head first into some Stewardess GIANT VAGINA you don't want too much friction on the slide down and just enough when you try to climb back out.

shiat, I MUST remember to proofread before I hit the button.
2001-08-27 01:34:23 AM  
Yep, and I'm sure Roach thought all those meanies going after Tricky Dick were on a "witch hunt", too. And hey, I don't even remember Dick committing purjury at any time. How 'bout that! Lefty thinking only goes in one direction. If the slimy Prez in question is one of their own, they clam up good and tight and defend remarks like the one involving the definition of "is". Ditto for the harpies of N.O.W. If Willie had been a Rep, they would have been on him like coyote ugly on an ape. Juanita Brodderick, Kathleen Willey, just two more witches out to nail his ass, right? Remember, like the fems always said about Packwood and Thomas, the women NEVER LIE!!!
2001-08-27 01:39:22 AM  

I called you nothing?
are you scared of something, someone?.....

funny that when people are afraid they lash out at everything......
2001-08-27 01:51:43 AM  
Augie Actually, yes. I'm very afraid of Mormons. But that's not the point. Saying I will burn in hell has to be one of your (if you're a "christian") most powerful insults- i.e. the worst thing that could ever happen to me. Since I don't believe in hell, I don't give a fark. See? And, no, I don't believe in heaven either. But that's cool if you want to!

Walken-- you never made a point to be proven. Silly. You are Mormon? Yes?
2001-08-27 01:55:05 AM  
Pheh. So the conservatives have their own complete conservative bias publication. It's not like the liberals don't have their own. And then there's the small liberal bias that most major news outlets tend to have(generally on issues like gun control and the environment). And by the way Philthpig, how are you such a big expert on presidential genitals? Are you the new Oval Office knob polisher now that Monica's outta there? Heh.
2001-08-27 02:38:07 AM  
If one just happens to be burning in hell, would all the body hair go first, like a normal secular/humanist burn? I Condit just preparing for the inevitable, hoping for a reverse rapture?
2001-08-27 06:57:01 AM  
I would think it would be more a burning flames that do not consume type of situation. To prolong the pain and what not.
2001-08-27 07:30:24 PM  
"And just who do you think you're going to please with that little thing?"
"Why, myself, of course."

Remember guys, any woman who thinks you thing is too small for her has probably seen way too many of them.
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