Let me guess "Duke Nukem?"

RED.....the colour for your left foot

BLACK....your right foot goes on there.

RED.... it's where your shoe gets put.

BLACK....you're just like Fred Astaire!

/Dance Dance French Revolution

Please.

I'm still waiting on Jaws - The Nintendo Game: The Movie.

"An oppressive regime, video games, scantly clad people and beer."

yep, a movie like this needs to be limited to release in theaters that serve pitchers of beer. and pizza.

Sounds like the perfect stoner movie

OUT, OUT damned spot!

Bill_Wick's_Friend

I C what you did there.

This has to be satire. My sanity depends on it.

How many people will actually want to see this? I say max 300.

/so very sorry

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Please.

I'm still waiting on Jaws - The Nintendo Game: The Movie.

I'll do you one better - Street Fighter: The Movie: The Arcade Game!

And to make it just a little bit more meta, Street Fighter: The Movie: The Arcade Game: The Home Version (both pop to teh wiki)

Ow! My soul!

Uwe Bole up to his shenanigans again?

ummmm....

It doesn't say "The Onion" on the top... I think I'm scared. What worse.. anyone read the comments??

wow... errr... ewwwwww

Subby here. Since there seems to be a touch of doubt, this is very real. Google it.

This film will not only skip the theatres by going directly to DVD, it will go directly to the landfill.

"a dance prophet named Moonbeam Funk"

This movie sounds impossibly awesome. If they get Uwe Boll to direct it, it could be his crowning masterpiece.

It's set in an Orwellian society where a dance prophet named Moonbeam Funk helps dancing youth gangs rebel against a fascist government. The company working on the show describes it as "like Footloose set in the future - but kind of scarier, and with 40 really attractive, barely-clothed young actors and buckets of free beer.

Dot, dot, dot.

as a long time ddr player from the days when people laughed at you. all i have to say is. why? there is no story line to this game at all. i rather see a movie based on mario paint, at least then i can drop some acid and think i saw the greatest movie of all time.

TaGirl_Keri will now be known as MoonBeam_Funk

Bill_Wick's_Friend: RED.....the colour for your left foot

BLACK....your right foot goes on there.

RED.... it's where your shoe gets put.

BLACK....you're just like Fred Astaire!

/Dance Dance French Revolution

I can't wait One Day More to see this. I Dreamed a Dream that this movie would be made. Am I On My Own in hoping for this? I hope the theaters won't be filled with Empty Chairs and Empty Tables At the End of the Day.

Does anyone ever RTFA here? It's not a movie, it's a theatrical musical.

Judging from the website (new window) they are not going to play it straight. Past shows include A Very Merry Unauthorized Children's Scientology Pageant.

Troy, Mac Parker here, have you ever heard of Dance Dance Revolution?


uuummmm.....the game or the revolution?


the brand new multimillion dollar musical, and YOU are starring....as Moonbeam Funk

it's the part I was born to play baby!

Barakku: OUT, OUT damned spot!

I c what you did thar

also

lul

that is all

What next, Snood: The Movie?

KickahaOta: How many people will actually want to see this? I say max 300.

I hate you.

/completely understood it
//hasn't played in 3 years

KickahaOta: How many people will actually want to see this? I say max 300.

I see what you did there..

/Long time DDR fan..

Belac: Bill_Wick's_Friend: RED.....the colour for your left foot

BLACK....your right foot goes on there.

RED.... it's where your shoe gets put.

BLACK....you're just like Fred Astaire!

/Dance Dance French Revolution

I can't wait One Day More to see this. I Dreamed a Dream that this movie would be made. Am I On My Own in hoping for this? I hope the theaters won't be filled with Empty Chairs and Empty Tables At the End of the Day.

You owe me a new keyboard.

/Accepts payment from MasterCard of the House

Kill it with fire.

This is going to be as stupid as "We Will Rock You." Maybe worse.

KickahaOta: How many people will actually want to see this? I say max 300.



/You've showed us... the ultimate post!
//Thank you very much!
///I can't stop crying...
////buckets of tears!

Why don't they make an adaptation of the best DDR song ever, AKA Burning Heat only make it based off the source material?(Gradius)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTgrX8va4lI

TheBaldOneMpls: KickahaOta: How many people will actually want to see this? I say max 300.



/You've showed us... the ultimate post!
//Thank you very much!
///I can't stop crying...
////buckets of tears!

Are your legs OK?

B4U Drop the Bomb on this idea, imagine how creative this could truly be.

Sure, in an Ordinary World the last thing any high school Dropout-turned-actor would want to do under the Burning Heat of a stage spotlight would be physical exertion, the whole concept reads like a textbook career Dead End. This might have had A much better fan-base at the End of the Century, but I don't think an actor being too Hot Limits the entertainment of this piece. It may sound like something straight out of the Twilight Zone, but I think you can Put Your Faith in Me when I say that I can Make it Better than it sounds - or at least translate it to a futuristic version of Flashdance (What a Feeling!). I'm fairly confident that if we Let the Beat hit Em, they'll be Burnin' the Floor in time for a worldwide release on 20, November.

//Cut the Drugs, UH!

Bill Wick's Friend

Clever, sir, clever.

So are the buckets of free beer for the audience? If so, I'd go just for the trainwreck factor of it all.

/still waiting for Berzerk: The Movie
//do it like The Running Man and it could be aces
///Evil Otto is the most sinister of all

Tagirl_Keri, I'll call you anything you want!