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(Some Guy)   Hamas: Hey, give Gaza some nom noms. Israel: As soon as you stop going all pew pew. Hamas: WTF r u talking about? U.N.: OMG STOP   (voanews.com) divider line 291
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2008-11-13 10:25:25 AM
... and the decades long cycle of biatching that it's always the other guy continues.

Like it's ever going to stop. Neither side wants it to, or they're just not capable of it.
 
2008-11-13 10:35:14 AM
See, funny headlines like this get passed over. The mods must be crazy.

/not smitty
 
2008-11-13 10:48:00 AM
DocsInOKC: See, funny headlines like this get passed over. The mods must be crazy.

www.pageaday.com
 
2008-11-13 10:49:46 AM
Two Dogs Farking: DocsInOKC: See, funny headlines like this get passed over. The mods must be crazy.

It was red when I made that comment! I'm not crazy damnit! You SHUTUP your mouth!
 
2008-11-13 10:53:22 AM
DocsInOKC: The mods must be crazy.

Mods have nothing to do with greenlights. That's the admins work.

/+1 for subby's headline
 
2008-11-13 11:14:55 AM
SpaceyCat: DocsInOKC: The mods must be crazy.

Mods have nothing to do with greenlights. That's the admins work.

/+1 for subby's headline


But the joke doesn't work with 'admins.'
 
2008-11-13 11:17:05 AM
Hamas has managed to stockpile rockets and mortars, but it's the Israeli blockade that's causing food shortages? Strange way to look at causation.
 
2008-11-13 11:20:54 AM
DocsInOKC: See, funny headlines like this

like what? this 4chan abomination at the top of the thread?
 
2008-11-13 11:28:31 AM
I'll be this t-shirt just as soon as I get my concealed weapons permit.
 
2008-11-13 11:29:27 AM
+1 subby, would read again.
 
2008-11-13 11:29:35 AM
Lol at this headline.
 
2008-11-13 11:29:49 AM
Nuke the site from orbit.

/sick of their constant bickering
 
2008-11-13 11:30:27 AM
filth: Hamas has managed to stockpile rockets and mortars, but it's the Israeli blockade that's causing food shortages? Strange way to look at causation.

Well directly it is the Israeli blockade that is causing food shortages, because the blockade prevents food getting in to the region.
I'm sure those civilians including their kids are all mindless terrorists or good as so fark em if they starve eh?
 
2008-11-13 11:30:32 AM
doublesecretprobation: DocsInOKC: See, funny headlines like this

like what? this 4chan abomination at the top of the thread?


This.

/Seriously, is anon making Fark their new home?
 
2008-11-13 11:30:43 AM
so their cunning plan of suicide bombings and rocket attacks wasn't thought all the way through? How are you going to defeat the evil Jews when YOU ARE STARVING??
 
2008-11-13 11:30:55 AM
Oh Snap to this headline. lolz
 
2008-11-13 11:31:21 AM
I would have gone with "give us some noms" and "can't have, not yours"

but hey, I have no greens
 
2008-11-13 11:31:30 AM
www.cccftp.orconhosting.net.nz
 
2008-11-13 11:31:38 AM
I laughed.

+1
 
2008-11-13 11:31:51 AM
img233.imageshack.us
 
2008-11-13 11:31:52 AM
OK Subby, you owe me a new keyboard. Nice headline.
 
2008-11-13 11:32:01 AM
I predict calm and rational debate in this thread, and by the end we will have a peaceful solution that everyone can agree to.

Keep this thread bookmarked you are going to witness history.
 
2008-11-13 11:32:30 AM
You know whats funny? The Jewish people are doing them just as bad as the Nazi's did to them. Okay, maybe not so funny.
 
2008-11-13 11:32:44 AM
Its like having neighbors down the street with a failing marriage. They say they want a divorce but keep having the make up buttseks.

/just stay out of it till they are all butthurt too much to keep doing it.
 
2008-11-13 11:33:19 AM
loljoos.
 
2008-11-13 11:33:47 AM
At least with the anon headline it matches the level of understanding that most people have of the situation.

Palestine bad! Israel good! Whatever Israel does must be good by definition.
 
2008-11-13 11:34:23 AM
CygnusDarius: doublesecretprobation: DocsInOKC: See, funny headlines like this

like what? this 4chan abomination at the top of the thread?

This.

/Seriously, is anon making Fark their new home?


Anon is creeping into every website. As they should.
 
2008-11-13 11:35:00 AM
paging czarangelus

paging Tatsuma
 
2008-11-13 11:35:03 AM
That headline should be shot, buried, and never be spoken of.
 
2008-11-13 11:35:12 AM
Awesome T-Shirt: You know whats funny? The Jewish people are doing them just as bad as the Nazi's did to them. Okay, maybe not so funny.

Yes, exactly as bad to the same exact degree. Utterly no difference.

Great headline subby! +9
 
2008-11-13 11:36:28 AM
What an odd assortment of greens today. Makes my head feel funny.
 
2008-11-13 11:37:21 AM
notq
Palestine bad! Israel good! Whatever Israel does must be good by definition.


Nah, I figure the Israeli soldiers who had to leave an old women to die in a restaurant even though she was begging for help, because her legs were blown off above the knee and they had to try to help people they could really save are just bad sports. And those rockets Hamas lobs into Israel on a daily basis with or without provocation? Sheesh, the Israelis should just get better rocket-proof umbrellas. Problem solved.
 
2008-11-13 11:37:54 AM
FTA: Fighting erupted when Israel launched a cross-border raid to destroy a tunnel the army said was going to be used to kidnap Israeli soldiers. Seven Palestinian gunmen were killed in the raid. Hamas has retaliated with rocket and mortar fire.

So...

Step 1) Invade conflict region, kill people
Step 2) Get anticipated retaliation for killing people
Step 3) Siege civilians to death

Maybe I don't understand Israel's logic entirely...but this doesn't seem like a good way to promote peace.
 
2008-11-13 11:38:02 AM
ultraholland: paging czarangelus

paging Tatsuma


Please don't. At least if we provided a caged match, maybe.
 
2008-11-13 11:38:14 AM
Pretty simple if you ask me.

You shoot the Jew, you lose the food!

/obscure Kinison reference
 
2008-11-13 11:38:51 AM
Israel has combined the concepts of the Native American Reservation and German Concentration camps and elevated it a political art form.

Magnificent!!!

/ Did I GodWIN?!
 
2008-11-13 11:38:53 AM
Awesome T-Shirt: You know whats funny? The Jewish people are doing them just as bad as the Nazi's did to them. Okay, maybe not so funny.

Indeed. It is definitely like that one time when the Jews of Europe were randomly kidnapping German soldiers and bombing Berlin, those Germans had no choice!

Continue being the best.
 
2008-11-13 11:39:00 AM
www.owned.com
 
2008-11-13 11:39:17 AM
ultraholland: paging czarangelus

paging Tatsuma


Oh, hell no.

Seriously, t-shirt worthy. Hilarious distillation of the the middle east.


/ZOMG, Z9IST N 8RABS B FITIN!
//IDK, MY BFF IDF?
 
2008-11-13 11:39:23 AM
doublesecretprobation: DocsInOKC: See, funny headlines like this

like what? this 4chan abomination at the top of the thread?


Way too much 4chan in the title for me as well.
F--------- Would not read again.
 
2008-11-13 11:40:03 AM
CygnusDarius: ultraholland: paging czarangelus

paging Tatsuma

Please don't. At least if we provided a caged match, maybe.


Well, I guess I'll have to charge admission then!

/how else would I pay for TF?
 
2008-11-13 11:40:05 AM
ultraholland
paging czarangelus
paging Tatsuma


Somewhere in Jerusalem, on a steel bridge over a pit filled with spikes and flames, two ideologues pause their eternal epic sword-battle to check their pagers.

/pretty sure that's where they are
 
2008-11-13 11:40:21 AM
Cubansaltyballs: Pretty simple if you ask me.

You shoot the Jew, you lose the food!

/obscure Kinison reference


Makes sense to me. Also, the people of Gaza elected Hamas (a terrorist organization) as their government. If they want food, they can overthrow Hamas and institute a government that has the authority and power to stop people in its territory from attacking a neighboring country.
 
2008-11-13 11:40:34 AM
notq: At least with the anon headline it matches the level of understanding that most people have of the situation.

Palestine bad! Israel good! Whatever Israel does must be good by definition.


There are just as many people who assume the opposite. A dentist in Tel Aviv takes a leak in a public bathroom, and people on the internet rave about how brutal Israel is.

Personally, I'm ticked at both sides, and whenever I begin to slant towards siding much more with Israel, I see all those settlers still in the west bank and shake my head.
 
2008-11-13 11:40:50 AM
CygnusDarius: At least if we provided a caged match, maybe.

FTFA, the Joos and Palestinians have it set up

www.voanews.com


ROUND ONE
FIGHT!
 
2008-11-13 11:42:57 AM
The Israelis should just catch the rockets, fill them with food, and shoot them back.
 
2008-11-13 11:43:17 AM
img235.imageshack.us
 
2008-11-13 11:43:26 AM
I lived in that general region for a couple of years a while back. When I moved there, I decided that I would pretend to not take sides, but had an expectation that I would see the Israeli actions against the terrorist scum as heroic.

I was mistaken. I found the Israeli's to be bullies; ungrateful for the continued foreign assistance that made their country possible, and inflaming things over small (and large)provocations. I still deplored the suicide bombers, the fanatics- but had a bit of realization that some people could root for the bully getting his teeth kicked in on occasion, and be reasonable nonetheless. Human. In short, I see no end to this stupid mess, and take no sides. But, if I want to relax and enjoy my time, I'll take Amman over Tel Aviv any day.
 
2008-11-13 11:43:35 AM
ultraholland: paging czarangelus

paging Tatsuma


bannination ensued for the czar a while back... i miss his ill-conceived rants about torture socks.
 
2008-11-13 11:43:44 AM
Anyway: settlements. Thread over, Zionists lose.
 
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