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(Canoe)   Pair of Stanley Cup rings stolen in Toronto. Police still trying to determine what two Stanley Cup rings were doing in Toronto   (cnews.canoe.ca) divider line
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2008-11-13 09:48:05 AM  
I laughed. +1 Subby
 
2008-11-13 09:57:33 AM  
Hahahaha, nice one.
 
2008-11-13 10:18:16 AM  
What an original joke... I've never heard the like before. I'll bet smitty is really good at Dan Quayle jokes.

/Leafs management suck donkey balls and are so bad that they make Ballard look good
 
2008-11-13 10:39:49 AM  
Subby here. As a Habs fan, I kind of had to. Sorry Olaf.
 
2008-11-13 10:46:27 AM  
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I've been waiting for an excuse to post this again... :)
 
2008-11-13 10:59:52 AM  
I think this is the first anti-Leafs headline I've found funny.
 
2008-11-13 11:03:35 AM  
Yeah...you gotta love that it was two Hab rings.
 
2008-11-13 11:09:35 AM  
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Approves.

/I laugh that Burke is now available and TO might not get him
 
2008-11-13 11:32:43 AM  
As a Leafs fan I have to admit that I laughed.
And then cried.
And then was indifferent.
And then masterbated (unrelated).
And then slept, while dreaming of bacon.

What the?!! Where am I ...
 
2008-11-13 11:37:36 AM  
Subby made me cry. Then I laughed.

But mostly I just cry.

When I was in the Navy, after their win in 1993, Some friends and I threw a burning, brand new Montreal jersey overboard and put "the curse" on the Habs...The Canadiens will never see another Cup final until the Leafs break the drought.

Go ahead, laugh...it's worked for 15 years.

/But I'm still gonna cry.
//Go Leafs!
///Pretty Please?
 
2008-11-13 11:52:05 AM  
Bruins
 
2008-11-13 12:12:15 PM  
Pair of Stanley Cup rings stolen in Toronto

From an antiques shop?
 
2008-11-13 12:38:51 PM  
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all you need to know

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just because
 
2008-11-13 12:45:44 PM  
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2008-11-13 01:18:36 PM  
Good stuff sub.
 
2008-11-13 01:19:54 PM  

OlafTheBent: What an original joke... I've never heard the like before. I'll bet smitty is really good at Dan Quayle jokes.

/Leafs management suck donkey balls and are so bad that they make Ballard look good


Just 'cuz the fruit's low-hangin' don't mean you shouldn't pick it.
 
2008-11-13 01:22:42 PM  

Highroller48: Subby made me cry. Then I laughed.

But mostly I just cry.

When I was in the Navy, after their win in 1993, Some friends and I threw a burning, brand new Montreal jersey overboard and put "the curse" on the Habs...The Canadiens will never see another Cup final until the Leafs break the drought.

Go ahead, laugh...it's worked for 15 years.

/But I'm still gonna cry.
//Go Leafs!
///Pretty Please?


Weren't you afraid to set the sails on fire?
 
2008-11-13 01:33:24 PM  
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2008-11-13 01:42:38 PM  
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"Hey, you need Leaf tickets?"
"Leafs suck."
"Leafs rule."
"Hawks rule."
"Hawks suck."
"You suck!"
"You are blending well, Ray."
 
2008-11-13 01:45:41 PM  
They must be the ones that fell out of Patrick Roy's ears.

/B's fan
//Despite my hatred of the Canadiens, that was still funny as hell
 
2008-11-13 02:03:51 PM  


/I laugh that Burke is now available and TO might not get him


I don't, ask Canucks fan about Burkes ability to build winners.
 
2008-11-13 02:08:06 PM  
haha, subby has a way of making us habs fans laugh
 
2008-11-13 02:15:48 PM  
Leafs Haters ... enjoy it while it lasts. Literally. Never stop laughing about it.

I still miss the time when the Rangers hadn't won a Cup since 1940. It was so fun. Then, they won one and their insufferable fans got loud again.
 
2008-11-13 02:24:53 PM  
Ok. That's funny. And anyone overly sensitive about dissing' the Leafs just needs to get over it.

Funny is funny.

Nice work subby....
 
2008-11-13 02:25:14 PM  

trendon: Leafs Haters ... enjoy it while it lasts.


Ok, I'm going to enjoy the next 400 years. Thanks!
 
2008-11-13 02:25:48 PM  

Handsome B. Wonderful: trendon: Leafs Haters ... enjoy it while it lasts.

Ok, I'm going to enjoy the next 400 years. Thanks!


Ha!
 
2008-11-13 02:58:53 PM  
Leafs Haters ... enjoy it while it lasts. Literally. Never stop laughing about it.

I still miss the time when the Rangers hadn't won a Cup since 1940. It was so fun. Then, they won one and their insufferable fans got loud again.

As compared to Leafs fans, who are loud and insufferable even though they haven't done shiat in years.
 
2008-11-13 03:09:52 PM  
As a Canadian, let me clarify something about "Arrogant Leafs Fans".

It isnt so much that they are arrogant Leaf's fans per-se, it is that they are arrogant Torontonians. Arrogant "Leaf-ism" is just part of the overall Delusional Superiority Complex that people from Toronto suffer from.

Wait, Check that: that people from the Torontonians rest of CANADA suffer from.

What fun that you have all become a "Have-not" Province and will likely be that way for the foreseeable future as your auto plants and their over-priced union jobs disappear...forever.

But have fun paying unholy seat prices for your crappy Hockey team.
 
2008-11-13 04:00:37 PM  
I just needed a place to point out that the Blues were 4-2 at the beginning of the season and have gone 1-6-1 since Sarah Palin dropped the puck on Oct. 24th. That's some bad juju.

/Not that the Blues have had good juju...ever.
// Which means I can't laugh at "lack of Cup" jokes even when it's the Leafs

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2008-11-13 04:25:58 PM  
Hey, good news for the Leaf fans! Brian Burke just stepped down as GM in Anaheim, paving the way for him to become the GM in Toronto!

Say goodbye to all the young guys you've been playing this year (Grabovski, Schenn, Moore) and say hello to another 10 years of suck!
Ah, good times, good times.

Or, if you want, send Burke back to Vancouver - we got an angry mob, pitchforks, the whole deal waiting for him.
 
2008-11-13 07:23:18 PM  
Maybe they were stuck in Patrick Roy's ears and fell out in Toronto.


/DNRTFA
 
2008-11-14 02:27:51 AM  
Was going to say I merely chortled, but I woke up my girlfriend literally LingOL.

Bravo subby
 
2008-11-14 04:47:38 AM  
As a citizen of the state of Michigan, I can laugh at the Leafs plight. We have the Red Wings to cheer for.

As a citizen of the state of Michigan, I can feel your pain. We have the Tigers and Lions to cheer for.
 
2008-11-14 10:08:47 AM  

hogans: "Hey, you need Leaf tickets?"
"Leafs suck."
"Leafs rule."
"Hawks rule."
"Hawks suck."
"You suck!"
"You are blending well, Ray."


One of my favorite shows evar.

/thank you kindly...
 
2008-11-17 03:21:46 PM  
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2008-11-17 03:25:12 PM  
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2008-11-17 10:28:15 PM  

TheBlackFlag: As a Canadian, let me clarify something about "Arrogant Leafs Fans".

It isnt so much that they are arrogant Leaf's fans per-se, it is that they are arrogant Torontonians. Arrogant "Leaf-ism" is just part of the overall Delusional Superiority Complex that people from Toronto suffer from.

Wait, Check that: that people from the Torontonians rest of CANADA suffer from.

What fun that you have all become a "Have-not" Province and will likely be that way for the foreseeable future as your auto plants and their over-priced union jobs disappear...forever.

But have fun paying unholy seat prices for your crappy Hockey team.


Obvious Albertan is obvious.

Smug, its in the mirror.
 
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