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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2008-11-13 12:54:09 AM  
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2008-11-13 01:22:52 AM  
I'm having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich.
2008-11-13 01:32:35 AM  
All your labors are belong to me
2008-11-13 01:55:05 AM  
Obama's coming, open wide
2008-11-13 02:04:59 AM  
"NO, DAMMIT! My name isn't 'Robert Paulson', and I don't have biatch tits!
2008-11-13 04:01:43 AM  
I got $99 Billion problems but the biatch ain't one.
2008-11-13 04:03:48 AM  
"Aw, f*ck it. Free money for everybody."
2008-11-13 04:31:01 AM  

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With people growing more angry about the state of the economy, and concerned for his personal safety, Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson decided to conduct future press conferences through the narrow slit of his secure bunker.
2008-11-13 07:26:28 AM  
"My name is actually Jacques Merde, and I am a Canadian performance artist. How did you like my act?"
2008-11-13 07:42:18 AM  
AP Photo: Secretary of the Treasury Henry Paulson is left speechless after a reporter asked him if his preferred "economic support package" was boxers or briefs.
2008-11-13 07:44:58 AM  
"My bailout plan will restore America's glorious place in history. I will work tirelessly to make its glory whole."
2008-11-13 08:08:17 AM  
L'etat, c'est moi.
2008-11-13 08:20:38 AM  
Invisible shotgun in his mouth
2008-11-13 08:21:49 AM  
Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson does his impression of a Pez dispenser when asked about bailing out the U.S. auto industry.
2008-11-13 08:24:30 AM  
Well, Y'all are farked. I'm going to join President Bush at his secret fortress and ride this out.
2008-11-13 08:27:00 AM  
Economy goes where?
2008-11-13 08:27:04 AM  

2008-11-13 08:28:21 AM  
...well, honestly, I'm not that great with numbers. I, ah, just suggested a figure and they ran with it.
2008-11-13 08:28:49 AM  
"I have no idea what I am doing!"
2008-11-13 08:33:18 AM  
Mr. Clean is pissed at Mop N Glo
2008-11-13 08:33:40 AM  
"...and forty-nine cents."
2008-11-13 08:34:43 AM  
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Hurry up with the redistribution!
2008-11-13 08:36:00 AM  
"Ummmm... Well... You see... It's like... Well... Hmmm... What was the question again?"
2008-11-13 08:36:23 AM  
Ben and I plan on getting the interest rate down to about the same level as Freddie Mercury's T-Cell count circa 1991.
2008-11-13 08:40:10 AM  
"Now for being stupid and believing in witchcraft you will have to work much harder to recoup the money you gave us"
2008-11-13 08:42:36 AM  
"I have altered the plan, pray I don't alter it further"

/can't belive it hasn't been done yet
2008-11-13 08:43:16 AM  
"I have no farking clue what I'm talking about!"
2008-11-13 08:44:35 AM  
I am pooping myself right now
2008-11-13 08:45:50 AM  
"'s a bad situation. You're going to get raped. Anally and orally. So you should prepare yourself. Open up. Like this."
2008-11-13 08:48:19 AM  
All your tax dollars are belong to us.
2008-11-13 08:56:49 AM  
No, throw another grape, I'll catch it this time.
2008-11-13 08:57:47 AM  
Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!
2008-11-13 08:57:47 AM  
Connie Rice just flashed him.
2008-11-13 08:58:17 AM  
"Bernake has a huge penis." Next question....
2008-11-13 09:00:23 AM  
This is what happens when I get advice from
2008-11-13 09:11:03 AM  
It's not that I don't enjoy pretzle rods. I just can't find the top half of my dentures.
2008-11-13 09:11:27 AM  
That's right Billy I'm back and I want yoooooou!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh (new window)
2008-11-13 09:11:36 AM  

TheNintendoKid: Well sir, there's nothing like a genuine electrified bona-fide six-car monorail!

i'd have voted for it if there was voting goodness.
2008-11-13 09:11:44 AM  
2008-11-13 09:15:34 AM  
Damn it... I have spent 5% of the $700B bailout money on hair growth products to no avail.
2008-11-13 09:16:18 AM  
I am above the law!

(reaching for his tube of 'Spooge' brand hair gel)
2008-11-13 09:16:59 AM  
"DIAF?? Don't mind if I do!"

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"Lemme show you something...
Misdirected bailout for Wall St douchebags?!? This could be DANGEROUS!"
2008-11-13 09:18:56 AM  
Fark The Poor!
2008-11-13 09:20:45 AM  
2008-11-13 09:22:08 AM  
Well, let's be honest here. You gonna get raped.
2008-11-13 09:25:59 AM  
Thinking to himself: "I'm shocked that they actually believed my doom story about the economy. I should have asked for more money".

2008-11-13 09:26:24 AM  
I told you, I've already got the sharks with frickin' laser beams. What's next?
2008-11-13 09:27:10 AM  
A bailout, I didn't say bailout, I said 'bail out' as is in get out and run like hell.
2008-11-13 09:37:02 AM  
With this bailout money, I'm pretty sure I gave America my 'Oh' face, you know 'Oh, Oh, Oh'...
2008-11-13 09:41:57 AM  
Money ? .... what money? . . . . . . . Billion? . . . . with a 'B'? . . . . . . No sorry haven't see it.
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