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(Yahoo)   Study shows same-sex heart transplants to be better. Hordes of people immediately begin attempts to disprove this finding in order to "preserve the sanctity of surgery"   (fe32.story.media.ac4.yahoo.com) divider line
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2008-11-12 04:59:57 PM  
Dyed laughing +1
 
2008-11-12 05:04:22 PM  
best headline today! +1
 
2008-11-12 05:05:38 PM  
The Mormons will have a coronary over this one.
 
2008-11-12 05:12:53 PM  
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

chemical_angel: best headline today! +1


Best headline EVAR!

/+1 billionty
 
2008-11-12 05:22:36 PM  
When I said I willingly give my heart to lesbians this wasn't quite what I had in mind!
 
2008-11-12 05:26:28 PM  
Totally +1
 
2008-11-12 05:32:27 PM  
Lulz


.
 
2008-11-12 05:40:20 PM  
If this is allowed to continue, it's only logical that eventually people will receive hearts from turtles and then we'll have a race of super turtle men.
 
2008-11-12 05:42:12 PM  
Yet another Headline of the Year candidate.
 
2008-11-12 05:42:45 PM  

Mugato: If this is allowed to continue, it's only logical that eventually people will receive hearts from turtles and then we'll have a race of super turtle men.


Cool!

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Can I be Donatello?

/hotlinked
 
2008-11-12 05:43:33 PM  

Mugato: If this is allowed to continue, it's only logical that eventually people will receive hearts from turtles and then we'll have a race of super turtle men.


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2008-11-12 05:43:50 PM  
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+1
 
2008-11-12 05:43:59 PM  
Well done.
 
2008-11-12 05:56:19 PM  

Ender's: Dyed laughing +1


Oops, I read the headline wrong.

Study shows same-sex heart hair transplants to be better. Hordes of people immediately begin attempts to disprove this finding in order to "preserve the sanctity of surgery."

Please don't ask me why I didn't question a heterosexual hair transplant because I just don't have an answer.
 
2008-11-12 06:04:52 PM  
Good work, smitty. You're a credit to the team.
 
2008-11-12 06:38:47 PM  

darkyn: Good work, smitty. You're a credit to the team.


Additional generic headline compliment, Subby!

/not obscure
 
2008-11-12 07:32:56 PM  
Your wit and timing is impeccable subby.
 
2008-11-12 07:49:41 PM  
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+1
 
2008-11-12 08:42:03 PM  
Next thing you know, people will be transplanting hearts from animals, like pigs, for example.
 
2008-11-12 08:50:42 PM  
Brava, good sir

/is subby a sir?
 
2008-11-12 08:51:02 PM  
+1 all day long.
 
2008-11-12 08:51:04 PM  
I laughed out loud ... really.
 
2008-11-12 08:51:26 PM  
Bravo Subby Bravo.
 
2008-11-12 08:51:28 PM  
Nice...

/+eleventy
 
2008-11-12 08:51:35 PM  
Add another +1 to your tally, Subby.
 
2008-11-12 08:51:37 PM  
Studies show penises transplanted to males work better when transplanted to same sex patients.
 
2008-11-12 08:52:27 PM  
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Applauds.
 
2008-11-12 08:53:40 PM  
Epic maneuver Subby.
 
2008-11-12 08:54:50 PM  
Awesome!

Submitted from my blackberry, the headline was so good
 
2008-11-12 08:55:54 PM  
I don't get the "brilliance" of the headline. It seems to be a rather poor analogy as neither "points" have anything to do with one another.
 
2008-11-12 08:57:07 PM  
Well Played subby, well played
 
2008-11-12 08:57:30 PM  
Has anybody yet mentioned that subby's headline was witty?
 
2008-11-12 08:59:35 PM  
I fail to see what everyone else sees in subby's headline that is so great. Perhaps someone can enlighten me? No same-sex enlightenment please.
 
2008-11-12 09:00:19 PM  

RalphDClark: I don't get the "brilliance" of the headline. It seems to be a rather poor analogy as neither "points" have anything to do with one another.


What are you? A fundie?

//Buzzkill
 
2008-11-12 09:03:14 PM  
this is worth putting on a t-shirt.
bravo
 
2008-11-12 09:03:57 PM  
Mugato: If this is allowed to continue, it's only logical that eventually people will receive hearts from turtles and then we'll have a race of super turtle men.

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2008-11-12 09:04:44 PM  

chemical_angel: best headline today! +1


Agreed!
 
2008-11-12 09:05:44 PM  
Size may be part of the explanation

See...size does matter.
 
2008-11-12 09:05:49 PM  

Cagey B: The Mormons will have a coronary over this one.


FTFY.

/Little known fact though, the second m in Mormon is silent.
 
2008-11-12 09:06:45 PM  
Dear Submitter:

I object to your comparison of heart transplants to same-sex marriage. Same-sex marriage goes against thousands of years of tradition and is totally unnatural. It has no business being compared to a 4 decades old practice of cutting out one human's heart and putting it another.

Sincerely,

Citizen Snip, Esquire (Mrs.)

/I also object to my above comment.
 
2008-11-12 09:08:06 PM  
Yeah, this should be headline of the year. Nothing has been better yet, and it is November already.

+1
 
2008-11-12 09:11:41 PM  
The thought of putting a man's organ into the hole of another man just disgusts me.

/weak stomach
 
2008-11-12 09:13:16 PM  
hehe
 
684
2008-11-12 09:17:54 PM  
Bravo subby!
 
2008-11-12 09:18:42 PM  
I got your organ right here baby!

*crotch thrusts*
 
fsh
2008-11-12 09:22:37 PM  
clever subby is clever
 
2008-11-12 09:28:18 PM  
I can haz tshort now?
 
2008-11-12 09:31:34 PM  
Why isn't voting enabled?

'Cuz Subby deserves ANOTHER +1.
 
2008-11-12 09:35:06 PM  
So are the constitutional amendments to ban same-sex surgery in the signature gathering stage already?
 
2008-11-12 09:37:03 PM  
Good headline.
 
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