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(LBC 97.3)   Man arrested for taking handful of wafers during communion. Maybe he was just hungry? With mug shot goodness   (tampabays10.com) divider line 109
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2008-11-11 05:31:08 PM
mattstone.blogs.com
 
2008-11-11 05:38:20 PM
You can't stop at just one, man.
 
2008-11-11 05:43:36 PM
Some things can not be forgiven
 
2008-11-11 05:59:38 PM
Give a man a handful of communion wafers, you'll feed him for a day.
But if you set him on fire, you'll keep him warm for a lifetime.
 
2008-11-11 06:59:22 PM
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COMMUNION WAFERS ARE JESUS!
 
2008-11-11 07:06:53 PM
Disruption of a religious assembly is a specifically called out crime? I did not know that.
 
2008-11-11 07:20:58 PM
True story:

My grandfather was a country preacher in a very poor area. I remember having grape juice and cheez-its for communion. My cousins and I liked it when we had communion, because we got to finish off the cheez-its later.
 
2008-11-11 07:36:51 PM
Cannibalism calls for a certain degree of restraint. We don't want to be uncivilized as we sup on the flesh of our savior.
 
2008-11-11 08:14:06 PM
One wafer would only arouse my appetite without bedding it down.
 
2008-11-11 08:22:29 PM
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/dude, i can feel the power!
 
2008-11-11 08:25:03 PM
I heard the man was later released -- unfortunately, the charges couldn't be transubstantiated.
 
2008-11-11 08:25:53 PM
Dread Pirate Slasher: True story:

My grandfather was a country preacher in a very poor area. I remember having grape juice and cheez-its for communion. My cousins and I liked it when we had communion, because we got to finish off the cheez-its later.


hilarious. we practiced at home with potato chips and soda...
 
2008-11-11 08:27:52 PM
I hope they hadn't already been blessed
 
2008-11-11 08:33:51 PM
I guess that church is not into Abundance theology.
 
2008-11-11 08:46:54 PM
In before "What's his fark handle", followed by a long, whiny rant about how bigoted "Fark atheists" are for violating the carefully cultivated social taboo against criticism of religious beliefs.
 
2008-11-11 08:51:37 PM
My church uses ripped up bits of really yummy unleavened bread for communion. When Dad was still one of the pastors there we'd frequently get the leftovers at home. Not the ripped up communion-ready ones, don't know what happened to those. We got the still in big whole round pieces ones.
 
2008-11-11 09:01:46 PM
Zamboro: In before "What's his fark handle", followed by a long, whiny rant about how bigoted "Fark atheists" are for violating the carefully cultivated social taboo against criticism of religious beliefs.

In b4 Zamboro starts fapping over the prospect of another Religion Thread.
 
2008-11-11 09:07:08 PM
Danielsan:
In b4 Zamboro starts fapping over the prospect of another Religion Thread.


LOL2L8!
 
2008-11-11 09:13:55 PM
Danielsan: "In b4 Zamboro starts fapping over the prospect of another Religion Thread."

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2008-11-11 10:03:39 PM
Those things taste terrible. Why would you want more than one? Or any for that matter...
 
2008-11-11 10:05:13 PM
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2008-11-11 10:06:38 PM
TFA: Ricci was charged with...disruption of a religious assembly.

huh?
 
2008-11-11 10:06:40 PM
hmmm...from the mugshot it's safe to say that he may have just had the munchies.
 
2008-11-11 10:07:03 PM
bearded clamorer: new keyboard please
 
2008-11-11 10:09:30 PM
Pearls before swine.
 
2008-11-11 10:09:33 PM
There's great comments in the News article as well.
 
2008-11-11 10:09:54 PM
Waingro?
 
2008-11-11 10:10:01 PM
Complicit: Disruption of a religious assembly is a specifically called out crime? I did not know that.

Are we still allowed to walk out in disgust at the prospect of imaginary friends?
 
2008-11-11 10:10:40 PM
Nice to see Christian Forgiveness in action.....

Apparently they aren't aware of their Saviour's policy on feeding the poor and turning the other cheek.
 
2008-11-11 10:12:16 PM
Jesus Prefers:
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2008-11-11 10:13:03 PM
Zamboro: In before "What's his fark handle", followed by a long, whiny rant about how bigoted "Fark atheists" are for violating the carefully cultivated social taboo against criticism of religious beliefs.

Dick.
 
2008-11-11 10:13:06 PM
In Catholicism communion literally becomes the body of Christ, it's not just symbolic, Catholics believe they are eating the flesh of Christ & drinking his blood. If you don't believe that you can't be a Catholic & take communion.
 
2008-11-11 10:13:23 PM

Om nom nom nom nom.


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2008-11-11 10:15:19 PM
You just can't stop at one Jesus
 
2008-11-11 10:15:31 PM
Arrested huh? Very Christian of them.
 
2008-11-11 10:16:33 PM
When you come together, it is not the Lord's Supper you eat, 1for as you eat, each of you goes ahead without waiting for anybody else. One remains hungry, another gets drunk. Don't you have homes to eat and drink in? Or do you despise the church of God and humiliate those who have nothing? What shall I say to you? Shall I praise you for this? Certainly not!...If anyone is hungry, he should eat at home, so that when you meet together it may not result in judgment.
 
2008-11-11 10:16:53 PM
I went to a small private college where I worked for the college chaplaincy. We'd take home the leftovers from chapel service, including the communion bread (yummy whole-wheat goodness) and the wine we were "expected to pour down the sink" while cleaning up afterward. (College students are known for being scrupulous about waste in such matters.)

/Leftovers from chapel service, you ask? We'd also have a post-service reception in the Chapel foyer with croissants, cold cuts, and other delicacies. Thou hast prepared a table in the presence of mine enemies....
 
2008-11-11 10:17:42 PM
"No body of Christ for you! Not yours!"
 
2008-11-11 10:17:51 PM
What does Bevets think
 
2008-11-11 10:18:00 PM
Loverboy586: You just can't stop at one Jesus

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2008-11-11 10:20:21 PM
I hope they come out with kettle-cooked wafers.
 
2008-11-11 10:22:09 PM
What if he was going to share with those who couldn't make it to church that day? Back when I still went to church, there were a few people who asked the priest to give them an extra wafer to put in a little case, which is then given to someone who was ill or could not make it to church for whatever reason.

borg: In Catholicism communion literally becomes the body of Christ, it's not just symbolic, Catholics believe they are eating the flesh of Christ & drinking his blood. If you don't believe that you can't be a Catholic & take communion.

Being raised Catholic, I can tell you that communion is handled somewhat differently than Protestant denominations. A lot of the non-Catholic churches I've been to treat communion as more symbolic and minus the whole magical process that turns Catholics into cannibalistic vampires.
 
2008-11-11 10:22:36 PM
flsammyfm: Nice to see Christian Forgiveness in action.....

Apparently they aren't aware of their Saviour's policy on feeding the poor and turning the other cheek.


Came here for this.
Leaving satisfied.
 
2008-11-11 10:22:56 PM
We're gonna need a bigger cracker.

i242.photobucket.com
 
2008-11-11 10:22:59 PM
Dude, don't bogart the body of Christ!
 
2008-11-11 10:23:46 PM
What, no Catholic school girl pictures?
 
2008-11-11 10:23:56 PM
Maybe he was starting a church across the street, and needed to borrow some for a service.
 
2008-11-11 10:29:28 PM
Bucky Katt: Those things taste terrible. Why would you want more than one? Or any for that matter...

A parishioner would want a blessed communion wafer as it is part of the religious ceremony. People that attempt to procure blessed wafers in quantity may wish to use them in satanic rituals. Blessed wafers are watched very carefully to make certain they do not fall into the wrong hands.
 
2008-11-11 10:29:40 PM
was that wrong?
 
2008-11-11 10:30:35 PM
I heard that blessed communion wafers are sometimes used in satanic rituals. Stealing them is a pretty big deal.
 
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