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(USA Today)   Panda bites schoolgirl at animal sanctuary in what officials call a black-and-white case of aggression   (blogs.usatoday.com) divider line 58
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2008-11-11 03:36:18 PM
Brent Sienna is unimpressed.
 
2008-11-11 03:39:37 PM
good thing the panda didn't have a gun and a wildlife manual
 
2008-11-11 03:51:55 PM
i35.tinypic.com

so quick and dirty
 
2008-11-11 04:03:10 PM
dgc360: so quick and dirty

The mystery is solved, now she can sleep easily.

/Funny
 
2008-11-11 04:24:48 PM
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2008-11-11 04:31:36 PM
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2008-11-11 04:38:11 PM
Well, I guess a Panda is better than this fellow...

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2008-11-11 04:54:14 PM
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2008-11-11 07:11:42 PM
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2008-11-11 07:12:37 PM
Both Approve
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2008-11-11 07:14:21 PM
This just in: Pandas are still bears.
 
2008-11-11 07:14:22 PM
MUST they panda to the lowest common denominator?
 
2008-11-11 07:14:38 PM
I never realized our new Prez is a Panda
 
2008-11-11 07:16:24 PM
photos-c.ak.facebook.com
 
2008-11-11 07:16:47 PM
www.tekken-official.jp

Suspect in question?
 
2008-11-11 07:18:22 PM
An Australian schoolgirl was bitten by a panda while she was volunteering at a sanctuary Friday in X'ian, China.

Christian?
 
2008-11-11 07:21:27 PM
What's the story behind the WWF Pandas pic?
 
2008-11-11 07:21:55 PM
Just think. Her siblings will be able to say "A panda bit my sister once..."
 
2008-11-11 07:23:42 PM
Barakku: What's the story behind the WWF Pandas pic?

The World Wildlife Fund and the World Wrestling Federation had an agreement that the wrestling folks could keep the WWF name as long as they spelled it out, but Vince McMahon violated that by registering wwf.com. Lawsuits flew and the wrestling company was forced to change their name to World Wrestling Entertainment.
 
2008-11-11 07:26:06 PM
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2008-11-11 07:26:58 PM
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2008-11-11 07:27:14 PM
I submitted this earlier but got redlit

/yeah i'm bitter
 
2008-11-11 07:29:13 PM
If I recall correctly, Australians have a history of pissing animals off. So I'm not surprised.
 
2008-11-11 07:30:00 PM
 
2008-11-11 07:37:13 PM
www.monsteryou.com
 
2008-11-11 07:41:47 PM
dgc360: so quick and dirty

That's not a vert nice thing to say about her. She seems to... oh, nevermind!
 
2008-11-11 07:42:24 PM
vert?
very
 
2008-11-11 07:43:26 PM
Man, I bet that would sting-sting.
 
2008-11-11 07:47:15 PM
Good thing this wasn't the US, or that panda would be put down and checked for rabies!
 
2008-11-11 07:48:49 PM
C'mon, who HASN'T wanted to Marv Albert an Australian schoolgirl?

/Is that wrong?
 
2008-11-11 07:48:51 PM
If ever an animal deserved to go extinct, it's the panda. Too slow to catch prey, they still have a carnivore's digestive tract, which sucks at getting nutrition from plants. So they have to eat HUGE quantities of bamboo. And apparently it can only be just the right KIND of bamboo.

It's a damn good thing they are cute. It's the only survival trait they have
 
2008-11-11 07:58:14 PM
Pandas are not bears.
 
2008-11-11 08:01:25 PM
Dubai Vol: If ever an animal deserved to go extinct, it's the panda. Too slow to catch prey, they still have a carnivore's digestive tract, which sucks at getting nutrition from plants. So they have to eat HUGE quantities of bamboo. And apparently it can only be just the right KIND of bamboo.

It's a damn good thing they are cute. It's the only survival trait they have


So much THIS!

I've said it before and ill say it again. fark pandas. Evolutionary dead end. Can only eat one type of food that they dont get nutrition from, wont screw each other, needs constant reassurance, are sexually attracted to fire...
 
2008-11-11 08:09:50 PM
You know another Australian who associated with bears?

farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2008-11-11 08:10:03 PM
I was hoping to see a panda pedobear in here. Don't know why though.
 
2008-11-11 08:13:47 PM
some swedish girl: I was hoping to see a panda pedobear in here. Don't know why though.

Sexual har-rasment-ped-oooh
 
2008-11-11 08:14:46 PM
I can't believe the obvious pandamonium joke was missed on this headline.


Veeeeeerrrrrry disappointed in you Fark.com...
 
2008-11-11 08:21:07 PM
Another sad instance of black-and-white-on-white crime.
 
2008-11-11 08:25:44 PM
Red Panda > Giant Panda

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2008-11-11 08:26:28 PM
Can't you just see her running through the sanctuary with a bear behind?

/R.I.P. Benny Hill
 
2008-11-11 08:27:25 PM
titwrench: Pandas are not bears.

Unlike the Koala Bear, which is the lord of all bears.
 
2008-11-11 08:33:54 PM
some swedish girl: I was hoping to see a panda pedobear in here. Don't know why though.

farm4.static.flickr.com

Q&D
 
2008-11-11 08:36:32 PM
some swedish girl: I was hoping to see a panda pedobear in here. Don't know why though.

I looked, but I couldn't find it.
I was a bit surprised at the amount of panda porn I did find.

webpages.charter.net
 
2008-11-11 08:59:27 PM
Barakku: Sexual har-rasment-ped-oooh

I forgot about that one. He's a shifty one...

ultraholland: Q&D

Thank you ultraholland! I am satisfied :)

cowgirl toffee: I looked, but I couldn't find it.
I was a bit surprised at the amount of panda porn I did find.


Thank you for trying :)
:O !
 
2008-11-11 09:25:08 PM

phlegmmo


An Australian schoolgirl was bitten by a panda while she was volunteering at a sanctuary Friday in X'ian, China.

Christian?


Nah. The name of the city is actually Xi'an (pronounced shee-ahn). The apostrophe is there to differentiate Xi'an from Xian, which is a single syllable (pronounced like shyann).
 
2008-11-11 09:25:50 PM
cowgirl toffee: some swedish girl: I was hoping to see a panda pedobear in here. Don't know why though.

I looked, but I couldn't find it.
I was a bit surprised at the amount of panda porn I did find.


www.ratemyeverything.net

/drop it like it's hot
//I simultaneously love and hate the internet
 
2008-11-11 09:38:05 PM
titwrench: Pandas are not bears.

They actually are bears. Your school teachers lied to you.
 
2008-11-11 09:45:14 PM
StreetlightInTheGhetto: cowgirl toffee: some swedish girl:

[Rule 34]

/drop it like it's hot
//I simultaneously love and hate the internet


No kidding.
I still remember the day I first saw Japanese porn.

webpages.charter.net

*shudder*
Now that's some seriously freaky porn... seriously. 0_o
 
2008-11-11 09:46:54 PM
Dubai Vol: If ever an animal deserved to go extinct, it's the panda. Too slow to catch prey, they still have a carnivore's digestive tract, which sucks at getting nutrition from plants. So they have to eat HUGE quantities of bamboo. And apparently it can only be just the right KIND of bamboo.

It's a damn good thing they are cute. It's the only survival trait they have


GRRRR! how dare you say that. In their millenium-old habitat, the pandas were the king of the bamboo forests. Bamboo grows faster than weeds and spreads like wildfire, and yet we have these awesome bears who, with their human-like opposable thumbs, large oversized heads, and tendency to sit on their rumps, eat these rock-solid plants like a baby eating a candy cane!

And yet their honed bamboo-eating bodies are also perfect for taking on packs of wolves and still making them top of the food chain in China.
 
2008-11-11 09:51:20 PM
cowgirl toffee: StreetlightInTheGhetto: cowgirl toffee: some swedish girl:

[Rule 34]

/drop it like it's hot
//I simultaneously love and hate the internet

No kidding.
I still remember the day I first saw Japanese porn.



*shudder*
Now that's some seriously freaky porn... seriously. 0_o


I'd hit it, as soon as you get that stupid chick out of the way
 
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