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2008-11-11 12:17:27 PM
i55.photobucket.com

DUMBASS!
 
2008-11-11 12:41:51 PM
vidmg.photobucket.com

Upper Darby police wear Nazi SS uniforms?
 
GCD
2008-11-11 01:12:12 PM
The stupidity of people doesn't even amaze me any more...shiat like this happens daily at my job (911).

I've come to the conclusion that the stupider they are, the more likely they are to call police...
 
2008-11-11 01:12:23 PM
If he was smoking pot he wasn't a very good Nazi.

/Was he an Illinois Nazi?
 
2008-11-11 01:13:17 PM
There is nothing illegal about owning Nazi Memorabilia. If I am wrong, somebody better tell Ebay that they are in for a world of hurt.
 
2008-11-11 01:15:04 PM
Wait WTF?!
FTFA:
Upper Darby police say they responded to a report of a burglary Friday afternoon and once inside the residence, they arrested Edward Hatton and his wife Debra who were allegedly growing and selling marijuana and using high-powered weapons to protect their operation.

Do you really need AK 47s to protect yourself selling freaking pot? Morons like this are the biggest impediment to getting pot legalized...dumbass criminals like pot, dumbass criminals get arrested, all people see in relation to pot are dumbass criminals...
 
2008-11-11 01:15:25 PM
The author of this piece sure likes the word 'and'.
 
2008-11-11 01:15:28 PM
Barakku: If he was smoking pot he wasn't a very good Nazi...


He will come for your uncool niece!
 
2008-11-11 01:15:42 PM
sullyman: Upper Darby police wear Nazi SS uniforms?

Only as pajamas, apparently.
 
2008-11-11 01:15:42 PM
Barakku: If he was smoking pot he wasn't a very good Nazi.

Hey now, they didn't call it the Nazi PARTY for nothing.
 
2008-11-11 01:16:28 PM
nicksteel: There is nothing illegal about owning Nazi Memorabilia. If I am wrong, somebody better tell Ebay that they are in for a world of hurt.

It isn't, but if it's not authentic 40's era stuff (IE reperductions for Nazi's sake, not historical stuff), it's pretty farking disturbing.
 
2008-11-11 01:17:02 PM
GCD: I've come to the conclusion that the stupider they are, the more likely they are to call police...

Interesting, I have hit the same conclusion coming from the other side.

Most smart people I know have concluded that the odds of calling the police helping any given situation is less than 50/50 (unless you just need a police report for insurance).

They do not investigate things like stolen cars or break ins. They fill out reports and then leave. And if they do any MORE than fill in reports, it is usually along the lines of making trouble for anyone dumb enough to still be on the scene, including the victim and witnesses.
 
2008-11-11 01:17:30 PM
Why did the police report the Nazi memorabilia? This is not Germany (where there are laws prohibiting owning it). It is despicable, and he is a douchebag for wanting to glorify it/own it. But there was no reason for that to be part of a police report. People may find it peculiar (but they don't mention people's collections of Hummel figurines or the like). It may also be a reason to vilify him, unnecessarily predjudicing the jury pool.

That said, what idiots, and I'm glad they were caught. I wonder if they posed as cops and tried to steal from other dealers.
 
2008-11-11 01:17:36 PM
FTFA: "So I guess you have to put them in the realm of some of the world's dumbest criminals," said Chitwood.


If they are so dumb, how did they manage to score all the law enforcement jackets and badges? I mean, some of that stuff you can order off the internet, but come on...

And is there a law against collecting Nazi memoribilia?
 
2008-11-11 01:18:43 PM
Barakku: If he was smoking pot he wasn't a very good Nazi.

/Was he an Illinois Nazi?


www.starwarsgrapher.com
 
2008-11-11 01:19:04 PM
Barakku: nicksteel: There is nothing illegal about owning Nazi Memorabilia. If I am wrong, somebody better tell Ebay that they are in for a world of hurt.

It isn't, but if it's not authentic 40's era stuff (IE reperductions for Nazi's sake, not historical stuff), it's pretty farking disturbing.


There are lots of people who wear replica uniforms and equipment to play war games. Some of those folks are disturbing, but not the majority.

Anybody who does to honor the Nazis is sick.
 
2008-11-11 01:19:10 PM
Pennsylvania Nazis. I hate Pennsylvania Nazis.
 
2008-11-11 01:19:28 PM
Barakku: Wait WTF?!
FTFA:
Upper Darby police say they responded to a report of a burglary Friday afternoon and once inside the residence, they arrested Edward Hatton and his wife Debra who were allegedly growing and selling marijuana and using high-powered weapons to protect their operation.

Do you really need AK 47s to protect yourself selling freaking pot? Morons like this are the biggest impediment to getting pot legalized...dumbass criminals like pot, dumbass criminals get arrested, all people see in relation to pot are dumbass criminals...


Yeah, you DO need a gun. Since pot is illegal and everyone knows you can't call the cops you become MUCH more likely to be victimized. It is one of the MANY negative effects of the war on drug users.

Does anybody REALLY think crime would not go down if pot was available at CVS instead of from criminals?

And where would gangs get money if they had to compete with CVS?

It's like the country has learned NOTHING from the first go-round of prohibition.
 
2008-11-11 01:19:31 PM
Hail Victory... that's heavy stuff man.
 
2008-11-11 01:20:07 PM
Rev. Skarekroe: Hey now, they didn't call it the Nazi PARTY for nothing.

The NAZI party's got nothin on the Communist PARTY:

www.noiselabs.com
 
2008-11-11 01:20:33 PM
He's a Potzi.

img89.imageshack.us
 
2008-11-11 01:20:37 PM
Let's get back to the part where they lived there, were being burglarized and were armed to the farking teeth.
WTF?
/oh, Upper Darby, never mind...
 
2008-11-11 01:22:28 PM
nicksteel:

Anybody who does to honor the Nazis is sick.


Oh, and the other cosplayers aren't?
Come on now...
 
2008-11-11 01:22:48 PM
I Don't Appreciate Your Ruse: Why did the police report the Nazi memorabilia? This is not Germany (where there are laws prohibiting owning it). It is despicable, and he is a douchebag for wanting to glorify it/own it. But there was no reason for that to be part of a police report. People may find it peculiar (but they don't mention people's collections of Hummel figurines or the like). It may also be a reason to vilify him, unnecessarily predjudicing the jury pool.

That said, what idiots, and I'm glad they were caught. I wonder if they posed as cops and tried to steal from other dealers.


People who collect Nazi memorabilia, for the large part, do not do it to glorify the Nazis. I have an extensive collect of WWII equipment. One uncle gave me a German helmet he brought home in 1945. Another uncle gave me a Japanese helmet. From there, it grew. I now have helmets from all of the major "players" in both world wars.
 
2008-11-11 01:23:03 PM
Barakku: Do you really need AK 47s to protect yourself selling freaking pot?

That's how the story is written but the guy growing weed and owning a gun are probably not connected.
 
2008-11-11 01:23:50 PM
vudukungfu: nicksteel:

Anybody who does to honor the Nazis is sick.

Oh, and the other cosplayers aren't?
Come on now...


All the other players or just the ones who wear German gear??
 
2008-11-11 01:24:33 PM
lol - I live not too far from Upper Darby. It is a little ghetto, but certainly doesn't require an AK for protection.

Another kb source up in smoke.

/puff, puff pass
 
2008-11-11 01:24:36 PM

joshik72


He will come for your uncool niece!


*golf clap*
 
2008-11-11 01:25:10 PM
A funny oversight in this article - the wife is a horticulturist.

Link (new window)
 
2008-11-11 01:26:09 PM
These folks sound like they're ready to join the Libertarian National Socialist Green Party (new window)
 
2008-11-11 01:26:36 PM
nicksteel:

All the other players or just the ones who wear German gear??


I'm not talking about furry nazis.
I'm talking about cosplaying nazis.
There is a difference.
Obviously, you haven't been to a authentic carrier lost
 
2008-11-11 01:27:09 PM
nicksteel: Barakku: nicksteel: There is nothing illegal about owning Nazi Memorabilia. If I am wrong, somebody better tell Ebay that they are in for a world of hurt.

It isn't, but if it's not authentic 40's era stuff (IE reperductions for Nazi's sake, not historical stuff), it's pretty farking disturbing.

There are lots of people who wear replica uniforms and equipment to play war games. Some of those folks are disturbing, but not the majority.

Anybody who does to honor the Nazis is sick.


I hadn't thought about WWII reenactments, but I kinda doubt the dude running around with pot and an AK was on his way to a D-day reenactment.

/They're raiding the shores of Normandy, duuude

SpectroBoy: Barakku: Wait WTF?!
Yeah, you DO need a gun. Since pot is illegal and everyone knows you can't call the cops you become MUCH more likely to be victimized. It is one of the MANY negative effects of the war on drug users.

Does anybody REALLY think crime would not go down if pot was available at CVS instead of from criminals?

And where would gangs get money if they had to compete with CVS?

It's like the country has learned NOTHING from the first go-round of prohibition.


I suppose you couldn't get help and would need to protect yourself...but an AK? ANY illegal weapon? I'd think a regular handgun would be enough to fend off most people. I suppose you're dealing with gang-bangers too, but that's more of my point about idiots with drugs :/.

As long as there's fear and "reasonable" justification of that fear, people are going to see drugs, including pot, as very separate from alcohol. Hopefully medicinal legalizations will help show dipshiats like this aren't the only ones that use it.

/Didn't Rush get his drugs from CVS?
 
2008-11-11 01:27:37 PM
Greta_VanHouten: A funny oversight in this article - the wife is a horticulturist.

Link (new window)


+1!
 
2008-11-11 01:27:50 PM
Don't be stupid, be a smarty! Come and join the..... oh wait.
 
2008-11-11 01:28:51 PM
Barakku: nicksteel: Barakku: nicksteel: There is nothing illegal about owning Nazi Memorabilia. If I am wrong, somebody better tell Ebay that they are in for a world of hurt.

It isn't, but if it's not authentic 40's era stuff (IE reperductions for Nazi's sake, not historical stuff), it's pretty farking disturbing.

There are lots of people who wear replica uniforms and equipment to play war games. Some of those folks are disturbing, but not the majority.

Anybody who does to honor the Nazis is sick.

I hadn't thought about WWII reenactments, but I kinda doubt the dude running around with pot and an AK was on his way to a D-day reenactment.

/They're raiding the shores of Normandy, duuude

Probably not, but who knows? Burnouts have to have hobbies too.
 
2008-11-11 01:29:21 PM
I Don't Appreciate Your Ruse: Why did the police report the Nazi memorabilia? This is not Germany (where there are laws prohibiting owning it). It is despicable, and he is a douchebag for wanting to glorify it/own it. But there was no reason for that to be part of a police report.



The police officer probably watches too many post 9/11 us vs terrorist movies and tv shows.

Since 9/11 terr'ist have been rewritten as Neo-Nazis or other non-Muslim white people for political correctness.

Also community leaders say that using Al Queda-like Hollywood terrorists actually makes peaceful Muslims become terrorists.
 
2008-11-11 01:30:05 PM
Greta_VanHouten:

Link (new window)


"Kind bud" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
/now they will add that to the pamphlet listing along with "muggles"
 
2008-11-11 01:34:20 PM
Oklahoma Nazi's. They scare me...
 
2008-11-11 01:35:24 PM
I live a couple townships over from Upper Darby so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2008-11-11 01:36:15 PM
Kakyak: Oklahoma Nazi's. They scare me...

You know what should scare you? Grammar Nazis!
 
2008-11-11 01:37:00 PM
Barakku: Wait WTF?!
FTFA:
Upper Darby police say they responded to a report of a burglary Friday afternoon and once inside the residence, they arrested Edward Hatton and his wife Debra who were allegedly growing and selling marijuana and using high-powered weapons to protect their operation.

Do you really need AK 47s to protect yourself selling freaking pot? Morons like this are the biggest impediment to getting pot legalized...dumbass criminals like pot, dumbass criminals get arrested, all people see in relation to pot are dumbass criminals...



don't forget the dumbasses that still smoke pot
 
2008-11-11 01:37:31 PM
My family has pictures of various Nazi's hanging on the wall. There are even a few SS, in full uniform. But, then again it's just my grandparents, and their siblings.
 
2008-11-11 01:38:09 PM
Barakku: Wait WTF?!
FTFA:
Upper Darby police say they responded to a report of a burglary Friday afternoon and once inside the residence, they arrested Edward Hatton and his wife Debra who were allegedly growing and selling marijuana and using high-powered weapons to protect their operation.

Do you really need AK 47s to protect yourself selling freaking pot? Morons like this are the biggest impediment to getting pot legalized...dumbass criminals like pot, dumbass criminals get arrested, all people see in relation to pot are dumbass criminals...


I saw this on the news down here a couple days ago. I think they also had meth and other shiat too.
 
2008-11-11 01:38:30 PM
I've come to the conclusion that the stupider they are, the more likely they are to call police...

Also, the more drugs they have in their car, the more likely they are to do something to attract the nearest patrol car.

If I were a wanted felon, I'd take the bus and blend in as much as I could.
 
2008-11-11 01:39:21 PM
GCD: The stupidity of people doesn't even amaze me any more...shiat like this happens daily at my job (911).

I've come to the conclusion that the stupider they are, the more likely they are to call police...i>

birds of a feather...

 
2008-11-11 01:41:08 PM
TheJowens: Barakku: Wait WTF?!
FTFA:
Upper Darby police say they responded to a report of a burglary Friday afternoon and once inside the residence, they arrested Edward Hatton and his wife Debra who were allegedly growing and selling marijuana and using high-powered weapons to protect their operation.

Do you really need AK 47s to protect yourself selling freaking pot? Morons like this are the biggest impediment to getting pot legalized...dumbass criminals like pot, dumbass criminals get arrested, all people see in relation to pot are dumbass criminals...

I saw this on the news down here a couple days ago. I think they also had meth and other shiat too.


Now meth addicts I'd want a farking AK to protect against. A shotgun is best for zombies though.

/And if they're on PCP just farking run
//Bullets don't always stop them
 
2008-11-11 01:43:44 PM
argylez: lol - I live not too far from Upper Darby. It is a little ghetto, but certainly doesn't require an AK for protection.

Another kb source up in smoke.

/puff, puff pass


I'm all about the Drexel hill heads myself. KB is weak.
 
2008-11-11 01:46:19 PM
Ishkur: Rev. Skarekroe: Hey now, they didn't call it the Nazi PARTY for nothing.

The NAZI party's got nothin on the Communist PARTY:


Ain't no party like a Commie thread party!!!

/got that shirt from Threadless
 
2008-11-11 01:47:02 PM
i257.photobucket.com

does not approve
 
2008-11-11 01:48:36 PM
The Decider: I've come to the conclusion that the stupider they are, the more likely they are to call police...

Also, the more drugs they have in their car, the more likely they are to do something to attract the nearest patrol car.

If I were a wanted felon, I'd take the bus and blend in as much as I could.



My brother is a cop in Lexington (says he has never arrested Drew OR Henry Earl) and says he has never arrested a Smart person. Everytime he is about to go arrest someone smart - some dumbass lies down and makes my brother arrest him.

The dumb are in jail for a reason - they are dumb.
 
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