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Abe Froman not amused.

WINNAR!!

mmmm, sausages

Crack whore trainers no longer use bananas. Vienna sausages and sardines are preferred.

i freakin' love vienna sausages. my husband calls them "little boy penises" and makes fun of me for it.

my favorite way of eating them.
1. open can. drain goo.
2. arrange sausages in spoked wheel on microwaveable plate.
3. microwave on high for 45 seconds.
4. sprinkle with soy sauce. (alternately: dip into small dipping bowl of soy sauce).
5. bon appetit.

/off to the convenience store to spend my hard earned $0.69

I told you I was hardcore.

Strangerarranger: One

That scene is from "The Burbs". That part with Tom Hanks eating those pretzels with the sardines always made me cringe.

OpheliasMusing -

Let's see some pics of that!

Now he's the canned wiener.

An apparent spat involving sardines and Vienna Sausages erupted into a beating and ended with a 43-year-old local man going to jail

Now he's going to get wieners in his can

OpheliasMusing: i freakin' love vienna sausages. my husband calls them "little boy penises" and makes fun of me for it.

my favorite way of eating them.
1. open can. drain goo.
2. arrange sausages in spoked wheel on microwaveable plate.
3. microwave on high for 45 seconds.
4. sprinkle with soy sauce. (alternately: dip into small dipping bowl of soy sauce).
5. bon appetit.

/off to the convenience store to spend my hard earned $0.69

Sorry I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Vienna sausages and sardines = my lunch yesterday.

/no, really
//both were of the hot sauce drenched variety

That is *the* most ghetto thing I have ever read. Sardines, Vienna sausages, and crack.

Danielsan: An apparent spat involving sardines and Vienna Sausages erupted into a beating and ended with a 43-year-old local man going to jail

Now he's going to get wieners in his can

We can only hope!

/i lol'd

TaskForce26: Let's see some pics of that!

Weren't you paying attention. She's off to the convenience store.

Guy looks just like the tweaker that tried to sell me boat oars at the MickeyD drive thru. Middle of friggin town and he's walking around with 10 foot boat oars, swear to jebbus. Should have got em, they was good looking oars.

Weeners?

One of the all time worst food products ever.



I dunno does it even qualify as food?

/getting pukie just thinking about the only time I tried one

I know how he feels.

I mean, you're coming home from a hard day's walk, and that biatch with the missing septum is sleeping on your couch again. The only thing you can look forward to is opening up that can of Vienna Sausages, in a privacy filled with the din of bath water and aromatic soap suds gurgling toward the rim of its pearly porcelain dam, just like the salty brown juice that insulates the meat, and you savor each of these delicious morsels of meatsponge. Enveloped within the wet dream of tossing aside your soiled boxers and slipping into the fragrant rush of warm water. Then, having finished off the sausages and delicately tossing the can out the window somewhere off, oh who cares, towards a barking dog, you pull up from your bathwater, a can of Latvian sardines, warmed to the 110 degrees of bliss and you slide each scaly fillet into your mouth with the sudsy dexterity of an oriental crane.

But no, as you are trying to usher that woman out the door she has already damaged the integrity of the seal for the very goods you were ruminating over.

I like vienna sausages. Cut them in half and put on saltines.

If you eat hot dogs, it's basically the same freaking thing.

crho85: WHAT VIENNA SAUSAGE MAY LOOK LIKE

Damn you beat me to it.

With the pictures the way they are aligned in the article, are they implying that she wanted white sausage and not black sausage?

OpheliasMusing: i freakin' love vienna sausages. my husband calls them "little boy penises" and makes fun of me for it.

my favorite way of eating them.
1. open can. drain goo.
2. arrange sausages in spoked wheel on microwaveable plate.
3. microwave on high for 45 seconds.
4. sprinkle with soy sauce. (alternately: dip into small dipping bowl of soy sauce).
5. bon appetit.

/off to the convenience store to spend my hard earned $0.69

I've always prefered BBQ sauce; never thought of trying soy, though.

Anyone but me also giggle at the fact that he was arrested on "battery charges"? I mean, yeah, I know what they're saying, and it's correct and all, but it's still kinda punny.

/Is "punny" even a word?
//Meant to describe something "having the qualities of a pun"
///"puny?" Nope, just means tiny. "punish?" Nope, although it does describe what was done to the guy. Decided on "punny" instead.

This is a clear example of anti-sardine bias. The Viennas and the Perp both got their picture in the paper, but where are the Sardines?

You net them by the thousands, cut of their heads, stuff them into tin cans, drown them in olive oil, and cook them at 250 degrees. The article said she opened sardines and sausages: it even listed sardines first.

I think the photo editor is smoking crack.

//eats them both
//sardines and Sriracha
//Viennas and mustard

mortimer_ford: I know how he feels.

I mean, you're coming home from a hard day's walk, and that biatch with the missing septum is sleeping on your couch again. The only thing you can look forward to is opening up that can of Vienna Sausages, in a privacy filled with the din of bath water and aromatic soap suds gurgling toward the rim of its pearly porcelain dam, just like the salty brown juice that insulates the meat, and you savor each of these delicious morsels of meatsponge. Enveloped within the wet dream of tossing aside your soiled boxers and slipping into the fragrant rush of warm water. Then, having finished off the sausages and delicately tossing the can out the window somewhere off, oh who cares, towards a barking dog, you pull up from your bathwater, a can of Latvian sardines, warmed to the 110 degrees of bliss and you slide each scaly fillet into your mouth with the sudsy dexterity of an oriental crane.

But no, as you are trying to usher that woman out the door she has already damaged the integrity of the seal for the very goods you were ruminating over.

/win

: Davis told her not to disrespect him in his house and punched her several times."


I wonder how he feels about being disrespected on Fark.

zamboni: atomic-age: That is *the* most ghetto thing I have ever read. Sardines, Vienna sausages, and crack.

Don't forget the grape soda.

I thought they liked orange drank.

Davis was arrested on a battery charge.

How long does it take to charge a battery? One hour? They went too easy on him.

It's obvious y'all haven't eaten a working man's lunch (Mid-west and the South)as nobody has asked about the presence of RC Cola.
If it had been payday, a Moonpie (South) or a Hostess Fried pie (Mid-west) would have also been included.

(and it's pronounced Vie EEN eer SAU Sage)

bobsuncle: It's obvious y'all haven't eaten a working man's lunch (Mid-west and the South)as nobody has asked about the presence of RC Cola.
If it had been payday, a Moonpie (South) or a Hostess Fried pie (Mid-west) would have also been included.

(and it's pronounced Vie EEN eer SAU Sage)

I like the way you talk...

obscure?

/hotlinked like a warm vienna sausage

Beer was not involved, inconceivable.

Korben_Dallas 2008-11-11 02:32:20 PM
bobsuncle: It's obvious y'all haven't eaten a working man's lunch (Mid-west and the South)as nobody has asked about the presence of RC Cola.
If it had been payday, a Moonpie (South) or a Hostess Fried pie (Mid-west) would have also been included.

(and it's pronounced Vie EEN eer SAU Sage)

In these parts (upstate SC), it's 'vye-ANNER sussage'.

Brawndo - may Kids in the Hall never be obscure! Amen.

Hand Banana: sodium erythorbate

Do you think if they left out the sodium erythorbate anyone would really notice?

Link (new window)

Norman Greenbaum: Korben_Dallas 2008-11-11 02:32:20 PM
bobsuncle: It's obvious y'all haven't eaten a working man's lunch (Mid-west and the South)as nobody has asked about the presence of RC Cola.
If it had been payday, a Moonpie (South) or a Hostess Fried pie (Mid-west) would have also been included.

(and it's pronounced Vie EEN eer SAU Sage)

In these parts (upstate SC), it's 'vye-ANNER sussage'.

I LOL'ed. The former is the way my dad said it. He also pronounced Hawaii as "Hi-wah-yah". Almost like it was a question.

I've also heard Vye-INNIES.