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(TC Palm)   "An apparent spat involving sardines and Vienna Sausages erupted into a beating and ended with a 43-year-old local man going to jail" (w/ mugshot goodness)   (tcpalm.com) divider line 102
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2008-11-11 11:20:38 AM
Aah, there it is. Toward the end:

"...and arrived to smoke crack"
 
2008-11-11 11:23:15 AM
Apparently crack gives you some weird-ass munchies.
 
2008-11-11 11:42:27 AM
Thank you TCPalm for showing me what Vienna Sausages look like.
 
2008-11-11 12:11:31 PM
.......a popular canned wiener product.
 
2008-11-11 12:13:18 PM
King Something: Sweet merciful crap, a dispute over canned Weeners results in an arrest on felony charges.

....well, it IS Tuesday.


You have no idea the power of this popular canned wiener product....

/popular canned wiener product
 
2008-11-11 12:14:32 PM
Hollywood Cole: .......a popular canned wiener product.

That took be back as well. Too many words in that article.
 
2008-11-11 12:14:43 PM
Vienna sausages and sardines? So how does that work? Take a bite of weeny and then a bite of salty fish in grease. Vomit. Repeat.
 
2008-11-11 12:15:32 PM
Begun, the potted meat wars have.
 
2008-11-11 12:15:44 PM
I'm too scared to try Vienna sausages. I'm convinced that after eating the can, on the bottom it says: "Haha Fool you, you just ate baby walrus dicks!."

Then again I'm really farked up in the head.
 
2008-11-11 12:15:54 PM

"An apparent spat involving sardines and Vienna Sausages erupted into a beating and ended with a 43-year-old local man going to jail"


"Snacks and Man Canned"
 
2008-11-11 12:16:45 PM
.......a popular canned wiener product.

"Wut?"
media.tcpalm.com
 
2008-11-11 12:16:45 PM
img65.imageshack.us

Sardine?
 
2008-11-11 12:16:46 PM
Heh heh, "wieners" heh heh...
 
2008-11-11 12:16:55 PM
Sardines are awesome. I try to eat them at least twice a week. Good super food
 
2008-11-11 12:17:22 PM
King Something: Sweet merciful crap, a dispute over canned Weeners results in an arrest on felony charges.

....well, it IS Tuesday.


The clock is oddly different
 
2008-11-11 12:17:58 PM
Little weenies and stinky fish fighting.
Sounds like Thanksgiving with the relatives.
 
2008-11-11 12:18:04 PM
Crack...it's a hell of a drug
 
2008-11-11 12:18:50 PM
Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! Crack was involved.
 
2008-11-11 12:19:24 PM
one million

2nd best movie ever, just behind nothing but trouble.
 
2008-11-11 12:19:34 PM
Ah-ha! I had a sneaky suspicion crack was involved!
 
2008-11-11 12:20:43 PM
any sentence involving vianna sausage should use the word spit in any tense at some point.
 
2008-11-11 12:21:34 PM
this is why we have a Florida tag
 
2008-11-11 12:21:39 PM
Just think if she had eaten the Clam Cakes
 
2008-11-11 12:22:34 PM
Davis said she is "a friend of a friend" and arrived to smoke crack. "He stated when she was waiting for the crack, she started to 'flip out,'" the affidavit states.

You know you're a winner in life when your alibi is that you were hooking someone up with some crack.
 
2008-11-11 12:23:12 PM
King Something

Ok I've seen this before, but I'm stupid. Are you on the other side of the international date line or sumthin'?
 
2008-11-11 12:23:25 PM
media.tcpalm.com

The sausage doesn't look to upset in its mugshot.
 
2008-11-11 12:25:10 PM
img114.imageshack.us
 
2008-11-11 12:25:30 PM
GoSurfing: King Something

Ok I've seen this before, but I'm stupid. Are you on the other side of the international date line or sumthin'?


No. King Something is just showing off his A-hole in HTML.
 
2008-11-11 12:25:33 PM
Maybe she didn't intend to eat them, she was just opening them.
 
2008-11-11 12:26:00 PM
"Woman, i told you not to open that can of wieners near me!"

Can of wieners + can of sardines = can of whoop ass

That's crackhead math, right there!
 
2008-11-11 12:26:17 PM
No Cheetos involved!?:

grayhounds.files.wordpress.com
 
2008-11-11 12:26:17 PM
One Million: What movie is that from? That guy looks like he could be kin-folk.
 
GCD
2008-11-11 12:27:01 PM
...popped open a can of sardines and some Vienna Sausages, a popular canned wiener product.

Popular? Canned weiner product?

/not buying the popular part of that article
//although it IS Florida...
 
2008-11-11 12:27:25 PM
gimpols1908: any sentence involving vianna sausage should use the word spit in any tense at some point.

There are worse things...

upload.wikimedia.org

Mechanically separated chicken (bones are crushed and forced through a sieve), cow stomachs, partially defatted cooked beef fatty tissue, cow hearts, water, partially defatted cooked pork fatty tissue, salt, mustard, natural flavorings, dried garlic, dextrose, sodium erythorbate, and sodium nitrite.
 
2008-11-11 12:29:27 PM
wow... this story had everything I needed in a story, and a click 'go back one page' in firefox proved me to be a satisfied consumer.
Although, it has to be said that if it included a teacher-sex aspect I would consider it a bonus and a double bonus if Llamas were involved as voyeuristic spectators.

S.
 
2008-11-11 12:31:11 PM
What's the deal with King Something's post staying at the bottom?
 
2008-11-11 12:32:09 PM
www.che.eng.ohio-state.edu
 
2008-11-11 12:33:01 PM
a beating over weiners?

..... wait.... isn't it usually the other way around?

www.wcfr1480.com
 
2008-11-11 12:34:01 PM
"An apparent spRats involving sardines and Vienna Sausages erupted into a beating and ended with a 43-year-old local man going to jail"
/helping you out Mr Subby

i221.photobucket.com
 
2008-11-11 12:34:25 PM
Canned wieners go where?

media.tcpalm.com
 
2008-11-11 12:35:26 PM
Sefton: Vienna sausages and sardines? So how does that work? Take a bite of weeny and then a bite of salty fish in grease. Vomit. Repeat.

The sardines kill the vienna sausage taste.
 
2008-11-11 12:35:41 PM
 
2008-11-11 12:38:27 PM
Skyfrog: What's the deal with King Something's post staying at the bottom?

Instead of saying weeners, he used the word "first" followed by the word "response", and let the filter do the rest. Because he was the Weeners, his post was also timestamped to 12 hours after he posted it, hence it says 11:15:05 PM, which is in the future.
 
2008-11-11 12:38:51 PM
Hand Banana: gimpols1908: any sentence involving vianna sausage should use the word spit in any tense at some point.

There are worse things...



Mechanically separated chicken (bones are crushed and forced through a sieve), cow stomachs, partially defatted cooked beef fatty tissue, cow hearts, water, partially defatted cooked pork fatty tissue, salt, mustard, natural flavorings, dried garlic, dextrose, sodium erythorbate, and sodium nitrite.


Damn you, now you've gone and spoiled the mystique!
 
2008-11-11 12:40:46 PM
Skyfrog: What's the deal with King Something's post staying at the bottom?

He said Weeners and it was the Boobies.
 
2008-11-11 12:40:52 PM
King Something: Sweet merciful crap, a dispute over canned Weeners results in an arrest on felony charges.

....well, it IS Tuesday.


...is it really? You are a traveller of both time and space, to be where you have been.

/what's up with all the Vienna haters?
//boys choir
 
2008-11-11 12:40:54 PM
biatch will know better next time she goes near any of his canned meat products....
wow, that sounds really farked up when you say it out loud.
 
2008-11-11 12:41:27 PM
Oh come on... no one is going to post the "biatch stole my fish!" pic?

/disappointed in you farkers
 
2008-11-11 12:42:55 PM
AlwaysRightBoy: "An apparent spRats involving sardines and Vienna Sausages erupted into a beating and ended with a 43-year-old local man going to jail"
/helping you out Mr Subby


I came in here to say this, but you've outdone me with picture goodness...
 
2008-11-11 12:43:10 PM
Abe Froman not amused.
 
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