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2001-08-25 09:37:00 AM
I am a little confused: what is a skullfark?
 
2001-08-25 09:43:06 AM
YellowBusDriver:
You have to poke the eyes out first.

Anyway, what nonsense, no heroes on TV, doesn't he watch Buffy????
 
2001-08-25 10:48:07 AM
Sgt. Hartman is my hero.
 
2001-08-25 11:29:01 AM
Wait a sec...isn't he dead?
0db
 
2001-08-25 12:03:16 PM
nope hes not -- like in the other post noted- hes in those ballpark hotdog commercials -- dude my favorite quote was when they were climbing that wall

"....if god wanted you over that wall he would have miracled your ass over it!....
 
2001-08-25 01:17:08 PM
"Thank you Jesus for the brains I have eaten,
Thank you for the farking violence,
Thank you for the motherfarking corps, without which we'd be nothing
No thank you for the Vietnamese and the Obese,
I love you Jesus in a heterosexual way
Amen"

I am going to teach my children that prayer.
 
2001-08-25 01:33:46 PM
surprise surprise
 
2001-08-25 03:00:32 PM
"Thank you Jesus for the brains I have eaten,
Thank you for the farking violence,
Thank you for the motherfarking corps, without which we'd be nothing
No thank you for the Vietnamese and the Obese,
I love you Jesus in a heterosexual way
Amen"

HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!!

Heres my Fark version

"Thank you Jesus for the links I have posted,
Thank you for the farking B00bie links,
Thank you for the motherfarking message boards, without which we'd be nothing
No thank you for the trolls and the photo island broken links,
I love you Jesus in a farking heterosexual way
Amen"
 
2001-08-25 03:02:57 PM
He was in that beer commercial, too. With John Wayne.

"Don't just stand there! Find the general's pretzels!"
 
2001-08-25 03:07:19 PM
OK, OK, who would win in a fight: Walken or Sgt. Hartman?

I think a war is coming, between the Walken faithful, and the Hartman faithful. No flesh shall be spared
 
2001-08-25 03:28:45 PM
Walken is cool but Hartman is farking hardcore. My vote would be on Sgt. Hartman.
 
2001-08-25 03:40:30 PM
I back the Sarge.
 
2001-08-25 03:42:03 PM
Sgt. Hartman all the way!!
 
2001-08-25 04:14:55 PM
Did you see the movie Saving Silverman?

He played the coach.
 
2001-08-25 06:47:45 PM
Actually it is GunnerySgt Hartman, and he really was a Marine Corp Drill Instructor.

My vote is for GySgt Hartman!
 
2001-08-25 07:07:07 PM
Gunny wins hands down.
 
2001-08-25 07:23:17 PM
Yep the sarge is a hard core mother farker.

I would vote for him to be the Pres. we would have cabinet members like Secretary of State Snowball, Secretary of the Interior Treehumper, and wipe that farking smile off your face Vice President Gomer Pyle!!!
 
2001-08-25 07:35:51 PM
After you eat the peanuts out of my shiat
 
2001-08-25 08:57:11 PM
I'm going to vote for Walken. Here's why, IMHO, Gunnery Sgt Hartman uses fear and a lot of screaming, we all know that fear only works on mortals. Since Walken is far from a mortal he would make Hartman dissapear with a mere flick of his hand. Thus Walken wins.
 
2001-08-25 09:07:41 PM
I'm reminded of the scene in the Prophecy where the detective first meets Gabrielle in the church, and he explains to him why there is a little indent above our upper lip... Don't know why
 
2001-08-25 09:21:30 PM
Hartman vs. Walken

DEATHMATCH 2001
 
2001-08-25 09:22:11 PM
fark I was beaten to it. I guess I should have read the other responses first.

Oh well, carry on.
 
2001-08-25 09:35:28 PM
Hartman vs. mini-Walken

winner?
 
2001-08-25 10:47:08 PM
Both Walken and the Sarge in their roles have used fear. Walken shows a kind of spooky insidious fear of things unknown. The Sarge uses an upfront, in your face, I-am-gonna-stop-out-your-guts-salt-them-and-throw-them-on-the-grill-and-feed-t hem-to-you kind of fear. I can resepct both kinds... but I really think the Sarge is the one who would win that deathmatch.
 
2001-08-25 11:54:32 PM
The best thing to do is combine the best: Walken & Hartman. Think about that hybrid. Think about it.
 
2001-08-26 01:52:32 AM
I could kick GySgt Hartman's ass.
 
2001-08-26 01:54:00 AM
Walken's, too.
 
2001-08-26 07:34:47 AM
Walken would win. Hartman may be more violent but you know that Walken would have a little something special up his sleeve.
 
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