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(LBC 97.3)   Rock breaks scissors. Scissors cut paper. Car crushes the hell out of ex-boyfriend's foot   (tampabays10.com) divider line
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2008-11-08 06:25:52 PM  
Little worse than a paper cut I guess.
 
2008-11-08 06:25:52 PM  
Smashing!.
 
2008-11-08 06:26:58 PM  
Women drivers. Aim for the body and drive over the foot. Can't even pass vehicular homicide.
 
2008-11-08 06:26:59 PM  
Sweet my first time simulposting and getting in first all at once.
 
2008-11-08 06:27:43 PM  
*crunch*

AIEEEE!!!

/drfa
 
2008-11-08 06:38:41 PM  
Since it had the floriduh tag and involved a psycho ex-girlfriend, I was shocked to not see any mention of her being a stripper.

So having quite the enquiring mind, I just had to go find out more and came up with a bucket of Do Not Want.
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Ohh. And did you know her mom was in the car at the time?
"Burchett said she did not intentionally hit the man. Burchett's mother, who was in the vehicle, said the man took a step backward before being hit and that her daughter did not intentionally hit him, according to a report."

So even though he was trying to get the fark out of the way, he still got hit.
Gee mom.... swell alibi.

And it get's better! Not only did she run him over while he was trying to get out of the way...
She hunted that sonnafabiatch down! With her mom in the farking car!

"Christy D. Burchett, 33, of the 1200 block of 22nd Street West, was arrested Friday on a charge of aggravated battery. Around 8:30 p.m. Thursday, Palmetto police say Burchett drove through a parking lot in the 1300 block of 8th Avenue West toward her ex-boyfriend, who was walking."

Man, this story has potential.


Source^
 
2008-11-08 06:40:28 PM  
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They didn't mention in the FA that he was walking to the kitchen to get a beer when he got ran over.
 
2008-11-08 06:47:07 PM  
Yeah, I believe her line about not trying to run over his foot... cuz she was aiming for his body.

Pedestrians are tricky targets. If she had an electric car, she would have had a better chance to catch him off guard.
 
2008-11-08 06:51:05 PM  
+1 to subby. Headline made me laff
 
2008-11-08 07:03:26 PM  
So what you're saying, Dustin_00, is that it is that "green" kills?

That's what I think, too.
 
2008-11-08 07:09:53 PM  

Miss Burns: So what you're saying, Dustin_00, is that it is that "green" kills?

That's what I think, too.


Next on Fox: Celebrity Stealth Stalking.

Sponsored by the Chevy Volt!
 
2008-11-08 07:33:48 PM  
Kif, we have a conundrum!

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2008-11-08 07:37:00 PM  
They don't call it "Braden-tucky" for nothing.
 
2008-11-08 07:52:44 PM  
"You know, I'd like to believe you, I really would.. but according to your license, here, you're a LYING LITTLE biatch! Ohh, OHHHH!"
 
2008-11-08 08:47:54 PM  
Rock beats all, a-holes!
 
2008-11-08 09:05:38 PM  
Gob: Tell you what we're gonna do: "Rock Paper Scissors" for it.
Michael: No, no I'm not...
Gob: One, two, three. Paper covers rock.
Michael: It is a rock, though. Should beat everything.
Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. It's kind of like on a boat with "Women and children first." I mean, why should they...

Wow! 2 AD reference threads in a row!

When do I collect my prize?
 
2008-11-08 09:14:32 PM  
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2008-11-08 09:15:56 PM  
I guess she misses him sometimes
 
2008-11-08 09:42:28 PM  
Atom bomb blasts foot.
Cockroach survives atom bomb.
Foot crushes cockroach.

There's no car. Unless it's an atomic bomb car. Then she wins that round.

/Glad to see the Futurama reference
 
2008-11-08 09:51:58 PM  
Contrived headline
 
2008-11-08 10:02:52 PM  
paper beats face.
rock beats scrotum.
scissors beat asshole.

/robot chicken ftw
 
2008-11-08 10:28:01 PM  

Brinnerhosgrannen: Kif, we have a conundrum!


Came for this. Leaving satisfied.
 
2008-11-08 10:58:00 PM  
I came in for the ex-boyfriend bashing and leave...


giggling anyways.
 
2008-11-08 11:11:59 PM  
I'm not sure that's actually a legal Roshambo move.
 
2008-11-09 12:42:29 AM  
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Funny, I don't see "Car" on this chart.
 
2008-11-09 01:47:58 AM  

rcain: 1300 block of 8th Avenue West


That's right in the heart of the ghetto.

michaeld5: They don't call it "Braden-tucky" for nothing.


So you've visited us?
 
2008-11-09 05:07:17 AM  

cerote: Funny, I don't see "Car" on this chart.


Nice one.
xD
 
2008-11-09 10:00:09 AM  

Baumer: rcain: 1300 block of 8th Avenue West

That's right in the heart of the ghetto.

michaeld5: They don't call it "Braden-tucky" for nothing.

So you've visited us?


Ha ha. My mom lives there. I tell people she lives in Sarasota.
 
2008-11-09 11:52:16 PM  

michaeld5: Baumer: rcain: 1300 block of 8th Avenue West

That's right in the heart of the ghetto.

michaeld5: They don't call it "Braden-tucky" for nothing.

So you've visited us?

Ha ha. My mom lives there. I tell people she lives in Sarasota.


A wise choice. I tell people I'm from the Tampa Bay area.
 
Zye
2008-11-10 11:17:28 AM  
He shouldn't have been standing there.
 
2008-11-12 10:36:32 AM  
Burchett said she didn't run over the man's foot on purpose.

I read this as "Burchett said she didn't run over the man's purse."
 
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