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(Abc.net.au)   Woman has twins from 13-year-old sperm, surprisingly is not a schoolteacher   (abc.net.au) divider line
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2008-11-08 10:39:33 AM  
OK Subby, you get a +1 from me.
 
2008-11-08 12:07:17 PM  
Bravo, Subby. Would +1 if I could.
 
2008-11-08 12:07:29 PM  
Snort
 
2008-11-08 12:07:29 PM  
Hey-o!

/+1
 
2008-11-08 12:08:02 PM  
This headline is T-shirt worthy.
 
2008-11-08 12:08:16 PM  
Zing!

/best headline since the election :)
 
2008-11-08 12:08:50 PM  
Bravo encore!
 
2008-11-08 12:10:34 PM  
OK, now THIS is funny. All that other shiat I said about things being funny... forget that. THIS is funny.
 
2008-11-08 12:10:45 PM  
What they said- nicely done.

/+1
 
2008-11-08 12:15:13 PM  
I aint gonna mess with that kid!
 
2008-11-08 12:15:18 PM  
Have a seat over here.
 
2008-11-08 12:16:58 PM  
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/hotlinked like hotsauce
 
2008-11-08 12:20:08 PM  
Haven't seen a good headline in a while
/+1
 
2008-11-08 12:20:29 PM  
Things to say when a 13-year-old makes a pass at you:

Jail bait, I have shirts that are older than you are. Concert t-shirts.

Jail bait, I could get you drunk on Scotch that's older than you are. There are things at the front of my refrigerator with more hair on them than your poody*.

Jail bait, would you like some Scotch that's older than you are?

Strike that last one.

*Urban Dictionary has three definitions of poody and two of them misspell "pacifier". I guess maybe I just invented this word, or at least I have given it a new meaning. "Poody" is derived from the latin "pudendum".

You don't often see that!

You don't often see latinate baby talk, that is.

But the Romans must have been babies at some time.

They must have been so cute with their little black moustaches and their golden Bullae.
 
2008-11-08 12:21:47 PM  
Brilliant headline!
 
2008-11-08 12:21:54 PM  
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2008-11-08 12:22:09 PM  
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2008-11-08 12:28:29 PM  
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+ $15 Subby

/yes, I would pay to have this headine on a t-shirt
 
2008-11-08 12:31:30 PM  
bravo!
 
2008-11-08 12:37:09 PM  

Fark Master Flex: + $15 Subby

/yes, I would pay to have this headine on a t-shirt


Take pictures of yourself wearing that t-shirt in ordinary places and near ordinary people, put them up for us to see, and I will sponsor you for TotalFark for 3 months.

safe bet?
 
2008-11-08 12:37:38 PM  

brantgoose: Things to say when a 13-year-old makes a pass at you:

Jail bait, I could get you drunk on Scotch that's older than you are. There are things at the front of my refrigerator with more hair on them than your poody*.


Wait, 13 yearl-olds hav tried to make a pass at you.

/once a 14 yearl-old literally spread her legs to me
//I have standards
///They may not be moral, but they're standards, damn it!
////No, I didn't had sex with her
 
2008-11-08 12:42:31 PM  
lol! Good one +1
 
2008-11-08 12:43:44 PM  
Super! Subby! or
Supersubby! or maybe
Subby super? oh, what I mean is
SUBBY SOUP!
LOL

/Briliant headline, kudos-you ACTUALLY made me Laugh Out Loud!
 
2008-11-08 12:53:44 PM  
Yes! Thats the funny right there.
 
2008-11-08 12:53:58 PM  

CygnusDarius: brantgoose: Things to say when a 13-year-old makes a pass at you:

Jail bait, I could get you drunk on Scotch that's older than you are. There are things at the front of my refrigerator with more hair on them than your poody*.

Wait, 13 year-olds hav tried to make a pass at you.

/once a 14 year-old literally spread her legs to me
//I have standards
///They may not be moral, but they're standards, damn it!
////No, I didn't had sex with her


Wow - That's... disturbing. Sorry you had to deal with that.

/ I would RUN if that ever happened to me.
 
2008-11-08 12:58:07 PM  
Mr Chen, who is in good health at age 36 but cannot produce sperm naturally....

Can he produce it unnaturally?
 
2008-11-08 01:00:11 PM  
Hilarious headline. I must add, though, that it is kind of sad that this is one of the funniest headlines fark has seen in a while.
 
2008-11-08 01:10:12 PM  
That headline got me to come out from the shadows to say ...

Bravo subby ... well played.
 
2008-11-08 01:10:45 PM  
I LOLed a little in my mouth. ;)
 
2008-11-08 01:11:15 PM  

CrispFlows: Wow - That's... disturbing. Sorry you had to deal with that.

/ I would RUN if that ever happened to me.


I did a subtle version of the "That's nice...kthankxbye!" schtick.
 
2008-11-08 01:26:43 PM  
I'm married, so I also have 13-year-old spooge.

/probably
 
2008-11-08 01:32:16 PM  
This may be the most keyboards lost at one time in weeks.

/mass keyboard slaughter
//subby did it
 
2008-11-08 01:46:09 PM  
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Wanted for questioning

/linked like a milf
 
2008-11-08 01:52:46 PM  
+1 from me subby.
 
2008-11-08 01:55:57 PM  
frozen storebought kids come in a Tupac

/got nothin
 
2008-11-08 02:00:11 PM  
That was comedy gold. Pure comedy gold.
 
2008-11-08 02:12:59 PM  
Oh yes, A+++++++++++++++ would laugh again!
 
2008-11-08 02:18:08 PM  
"Mr Chen, who is in good health at age 36 but cannot produce sperm naturally....

Can he produce it unnaturally?"

Rumor is he does have an ear wax problem.
 
2008-11-08 02:22:40 PM  
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I have seniority!
 
2008-11-08 02:22:50 PM  
*pic of a box of Zingers*
 
2008-11-08 02:36:32 PM  
I see what you did there and I +1'd.
 
2008-11-08 02:40:57 PM  
Nobody RTFA. Headline says 13, but article says he was 23.
 
2008-11-08 02:42:10 PM  

Dead Farker Walken: Nobody RTFA. Headline says 13, but article says he was 23.


*reads again*

... fark.
 
2008-11-08 02:42:59 PM  
I have sperm that old.Heck,even older!
Savin it in a jar for some special occasion.
Call me,or email if interested.
 
2008-11-08 03:01:32 PM  
A Taiwanese woman has given birth to healthy twins using the 13-year-old frozen sperm of a former testicular cancer patient, local media said, setting a record for the island.

Nope, the headline still works. Wonder if the kids were crusty, though.
 
2008-11-08 03:03:52 PM  

Dead Farker Walken: Dead Farker Walken: Nobody RTFA. Headline says 13, but article says he was 23.

*reads again*

... fark.


36-23=13 year old spooje
 
2008-11-08 03:29:53 PM  
Good job subby
 
2008-11-08 03:35:23 PM  
that headline is fantastic, subby, and I'd +1 it if I was TF

/actually made me laugh out loud
//who the hell am I kidding? I'll give you a +1 anyway.
 
2008-11-08 03:55:03 PM  
Just came here to give you some LOL pointage.

+1
 
2008-11-08 04:40:29 PM  
+1 from here. nice work.
 
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