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(CBC)   Syphilis raging through Canadians living in the Northwest Territories, at least along the handful whose primary sexual organs haven't frozen off   (cbc.ca) divider line
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2008-11-07 02:24:28 PM  
I named my schlong "Yellowknife" for a reason when I went on that First Nations orgy binge last year. Sorry, but I figured it was obvious.
 
2008-11-07 02:59:17 PM  
So both of them have syphilis?
 
2008-11-07 02:59:30 PM  
Wait... Canadians have sex?

I thought they sprang from rocks....
 
2008-11-07 03:00:32 PM  
they also have Hepatitis Eh?
 
2008-11-07 03:00:37 PM  
HA HA Moosefarkers.

/I keed
 
2008-11-07 03:00:43 PM  
The sexually transmitted infection, once thought to be almost extinct

Almost extinct? They obviously haven't been to Baltimore.
 
2008-11-07 03:00:58 PM  
THIS IS OBAMA'S AMERICA, PEOPLE!

....wait, Canada? Damn, I look like an idiot now.
 
2008-11-07 03:00:59 PM  

at least along the handful


"Along"?
 
2008-11-07 03:02:19 PM  
How many sets of sexual organs do Canadians have?

Primary?
 
2008-11-07 03:03:31 PM  

the voices in your head: they also have Hepatitis Eh?


Tee-hee!
 
2008-11-07 03:04:20 PM  

Kludge: How many sets of sexual organs do Canadians have?

Primary?


They're like shark teeth. Once the front one wears down, it falls off and is replaced by another. It's on Wiki.
 
2008-11-07 03:04:24 PM  
Your welcome. Okey dokey.

Signed,

Sarah Palin

PS: You better watch out for my daughter Bristol.
 
2008-11-07 03:04:57 PM  
My secondary set fell off.
 
2008-11-07 03:05:11 PM  
Sorry honey, I accidentally   your genitals.
 
2008-11-07 03:05:43 PM  
Not my joke, was from an Aboriginal stand-up comedian:

"White folks got this thing called 'foreplay' that you are supposed to do before s3x. Ha! Back on the reserve we used 'forearm'... *nudge nudge* Hey! You awake?"
 
2008-11-07 03:06:49 PM  

Wight Power: Kludge: How many sets of sexual organs do Canadians have?

Primary?

They're like shark teeth. Once the front one wears down, it falls off and is replaced by another. It's on Wiki.


Paging Gorgor for a vagina dentata pic
 
2008-11-07 03:06:56 PM  
I thought Syphilis was in the Underworld, pushing boulders up a hill.
 
2008-11-07 03:07:01 PM  
I thought Canadians reproduced asexually. Damn you Discovery Channel!!!!!
 
2008-11-07 03:07:09 PM  

Kludge: How many sets of sexual organs do Canadians have?

Primary?


Primary, tertiary, sesquicentennial and newfie.
 
2008-11-07 03:10:25 PM  
i know whorehouses are a HUGE business in Alaska, dont know bout the Northern territories?
 
2008-11-07 03:15:16 PM  

CygnusDarius: Kludge:
Paging Gorgor for a vagina dentata pic

There's a Vagina Dentata movie.


For the love of....

Nice marketing slogan though.

I wonder if the title credits are by Poison.
 
2008-11-07 03:15:54 PM  
I worked with a slut named Philis a while back. I wondered where she went spreading herself around and all.

/Really, her name was Phyllis, but we all called her syphillis because she was nasty
//She could turn a lesbian to men!
 
2008-11-07 03:15:56 PM  

CygnusDarius: Kludge:
Paging Gorgor for a vagina dentata pic

There's a Vagina Dentata movie.


I read a synopsis of that movie.

I promptly vomited from the hardcore anti-men feminism and the fact vaginas can have teeth growing in them

/OM NOM NOM
//*barf*
 
2008-11-07 03:16:48 PM  
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2008-11-07 03:23:26 PM  
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2008-11-07 03:24:18 PM  
I knew nothing good could come of this:
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2008-11-07 03:28:38 PM  
Canada?
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2008-11-07 03:29:29 PM  
FTFA: Outbreak spread from neighbouring Alberta, health officials say.

Damn Newfies.
 
2008-11-07 03:30:45 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: at least along the handful


"Along"?


Tae-Po.
 
2008-11-07 03:31:23 PM  
When I lived there, the GNWT would release the numbers on STDs every month. More effective than a condom, let me tell you, even when you were half-tanked on a Saturday and eyeing that Gwich'in vixen across the bar. 50,000 people lived in the North at that time, and there were probably 49,000 STDs on file.
 
2008-11-07 03:34:06 PM  

Kludge: Paging Gorgor for a vagina dentata pic


WHUT?
NSFW (new window)
 
2008-11-07 03:34:55 PM  
Wait... Canadians have sex?

I thought they sprang from rocks...
.

Man you Canadians have some really hot strippers (at least in Montreal).
 
2008-11-07 03:36:35 PM  

Frayed Knot: Kludge: How many sets of sexual organs do Canadians have?

Primary?

Primary, tertiary, sesquicentennial and newfie.


One of my buddies used his newfie set once. He claims you have to be double jointed; I think drinking a bunch of Screech will get it done.
 
2008-11-07 03:38:36 PM  

gorgor: Kludge: Paging Gorgor for a vagina dentata pic

WHUT?
NSFW (new window)


I must not click
I must not click
I must not click
I must not click
I must not click
I must not click

*click*


AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

 
2008-11-07 03:38:45 PM  

the voices in your head: they also have Hepatitis Eh?


Win! Thread over...
/new keyboard and all of that...
 
2008-11-07 03:40:00 PM  
The Discovery channel had a series about this. They called it "The Deadliest Snatch."
 
2008-11-07 03:43:08 PM  

What_do_you_want_now: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!


THAT'S HOT! (new window)
 
2008-11-07 03:43:12 PM  

40below: When I lived there, the GNWT would release the numbers on STDs every month. More effective than a condom, let me tell you, even when you were half-tanked on a Saturday and eyeing that Gwich'in vixen across the bar. 50,000 people lived in the North at that time, and there were probably 49,000 STDs on file.


Sweet Feathery Darwin!
 
2008-11-07 03:44:02 PM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: I thought Syphilis was in the Underworld, pushing boulders up a hill.


I lol'd.
 
2008-11-07 03:48:19 PM  

Pointy Tail of Satan


I thought Syphilis was in the Underworld, pushing boulders up a hill.


No, that was Morpheus in the Underworld.
 
2008-11-07 03:58:04 PM  

jefe414: Wait... Canadians have sex?

I thought they sprang from rocks....

Man you Canadians have some really hot strippers (at least in Montreal).


Personally I don't find human trafficking to be hot, but to each their own:

The current controversy over Immigration Minister Judy Sgro's alleged issuance of an exotic dancer visa to a campaign worker from Romania has led to serious concerns that Canada may be complicit in human trafficking. It has been revealed that last year alone, 601 foreign women received temporary work permits for exotic dancing; 582 of them from Romania...Sgro is actually backing the scandalous visa program which populates the country's seedy strip joints, many of which are alleged to be connected to organized crime.

The main problem with these exotic dancer visas is they make countries like Canada and Japan beacons of exploitation," said Perrin. "Once these women legally gain entry, most countries simply ignore their particular vulnerability to abuse. We have a duty to do something about it."


/has had teh sex in NWT
//didn't get the clap or the aids
 
2008-11-07 04:01:29 PM  

Wight Power: Kludge: How many sets of sexual organs do Canadians have?

Primary?

They're like shark teeth. Once the front one wears down, it falls off and is replaced by another. It's on Wiki.


Keyboard--replace--you know the drill
 
2008-11-07 04:03:25 PM  
jefe414: Man you Canadians have some really hot strippers (at least in Montreal).

True fact: they're all from Estonia or Hungary.
 
2008-11-07 04:05:01 PM  
i swear to Jebus that it was just a cold

/not NWT
//close enuf
///maybe it was gonneriha
 
2008-11-07 04:06:47 PM  

I_Love_Cheesecake: FTFA: Outbreak spread from neighbouring Alberta, health officials say.

Damn Newfies.


Pffft!! Bring me a keyboard pls :)

My American wife got it too (the joke, not the clap).
 
2008-11-07 04:15:00 PM  

Evil Canadian: I_Love_Cheesecake: FTFA: Outbreak spread from neighbouring Alberta, health officials say.

Damn Newfies.

Pffft!! Bring me a keyboard pls :)

My American wife got it too (the joke, not the clap).


again...not me

not a newfie
 
2008-11-07 04:19:35 PM  
You know who else had Syphilis?

GODWINED
 
2008-11-07 04:21:46 PM  
Reminds me to fire up the old Arctic Cam.
 
2008-11-07 04:24:39 PM  
Cue "Just you and me, neighbor" joke.
 
2008-11-07 04:39:32 PM  
Second worst thing that can happen to one of your organs in Canada.
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/the scene was filmed there, so it's true
 
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