Yes, yes, keep it up, soon the sex offender registry will be completely pointless.

#125671: Got a blowjob from a 17 year old in a parking lot at age 18
#125672: Reported my his neighbours for indecent exposure. This was witnessed by Mrs. Dolores Jones (87), who in fact observed the offender in an unclad state through a crack in the curtains by means of binoculars after holding the offender's house under close scrutiny for a period of nine days.
#125673: Convicted for serial rape of 8 girls aged 7-13 years of age.
#125674: Once streaked through a college campus once.
#125675: Convicted for sex with a minor (16) when aged 17
#125676: Convicted of possession of child pornography after receiving a picture from his girlfriend in an unclad state via the internet.

Now one of these belong in a sex offenders registry.

In Boulder, the 10th annual Naked Pumpkin Run is a hot issue. The core question: Should these 12 face punishment?

This question shouldn't even have to be asked. Harmless acts do not warrant a lifetime of Scarlet Letter style branding.

Rasmussen said it was his first time streaking. He had a great time - until he saw 12 police awaiting him and 150 other naked people at the courthouse.

I didn't know that sharing a Rasmussen poll qualified as a sex offense.

Someone should tell Five Thirty Eight

Cornwell: #125672: Reported my his neighbours for indecent exposure. This was witnessed by Mrs. Dolores Jones (87), who in fact observed the offender in an unclad state through a crack in the curtains by means of binoculars after holding the offender's house under close scrutiny for a period of nine days.

Seems you have something you're trying to tell us....

Here are those cops ticketing the people who had run in the Naked Pumpkin head run.

/Some people were less behaved than others.
//If you have a flickr account and have your safety level set to at least moderate, a few pictures from the Naked pumpkin head run are in my Halloween set

The same thing happened to a bunch of kids in my local area. There's an annual streak, and this girl decided she was going to fight the charges. The damned DA actually took it all the way through trial where she was (thankfully) acquitted of lewd and lascivious behavior.

lexnaturalis: lewd and lascivious behavior


This is actually the kind of behavior I endorse in young females.

baka-san: Cornwell:
This is the problem with sex offender registries. Put the kiddy diddlers and rapists(real rape, not an 18 year old having sex with is 15,16,or17 year old GF), and leave the rest off of it.

If the people are dangerous enough that they need to be on a list, why aren't they in jail?

We shouldn't have a list of "dangerous people that we don't have room for in jail", that is just crazy.

This is going to be a real bummer for "Naked Mile" participants in Ann Arbor next spring.

Shouldn't 'sex offenders' have to commit a crime that has something to do with sex before being registered?

Also,

corsec67: If the people are dangerous enough that they need to be on a list, why aren't they in jail?

We shouldn't have a list of "dangerous people that we don't have room for in jail", that is just crazy.

This.

In Ohio if you get caught peeing in public, you have to register as a sex offender.

It's stupid they are getting charged with that. The cops should just slap them on the ass and tell them not to do it again.

Cornwell: Yes, yes, keep it up, soon the sex offender registry will be completely pointless.

#125671: Got a blowjob from a 17 year old in a parking lot at age 18
#125672: Reported my his neighbours for indecent exposure. This was witnessed by Mrs. Dolores Jones (87), who in fact observed the offender in an unclad state through a crack in the curtains by means of binoculars after holding the offender's house under close scrutiny for a period of nine days.
#125673: Convicted for serial rape of 8 girls aged 7-13 years of age.
#125674: Once streaked through a college campus once.
#125675: Convicted for sex with a minor (16) when aged 17
#125676: Convicted of possession of child pornography after receiving a picture from his girlfriend in an unclad state via the internet.

Now one of these belong in a sex offenders registry.

I'm going with the Grandma who went all peepshow on the guy in his own home? That and the kiddy-diddler

But this registry, how about we brand them with a big "SO" on their cheek so we know to keep them away from the kiddies.

/hates the Sex Offender registry
//we're such a nation of prudes...

we don't need a list of "dangerous people"
we already have a list called "your neighbors"

we do however have use for a list of people whose lives we can fark up for good measure, and as a warning to the rest of you.

DeathByGrace: It's stupid they are getting charged with that. The cops should just slap them on the ass and tell them not to do it again.

Then the cops would be registered sex offenders.

As if we needed any more evidence that Boulder, Colorado is the most chickensh*t town west of the 100th meridian. Baby Boomer Safety Nazi sh*thole.

Streaking is for dumbasses. If you participate you deserve what you get...unless of course you're attractive, young, and possess a vagina. In that case you should be free and clear.

Any behavior that would offensive to the average Christian Fundamentalist should result in a Sexual Offender Status. This should included suspected offenses (male roommates in a one bedroom apartment).

/Won't anybody think... of the children?

They bought their Pumpkins...I say let them die go to jail!

My neighbor had to register as a sex offender for taking off his clothes in public (drunk and disorderly was what he was actually charged with). He can't even go to his kids' birthday parties at Chuck E. Cheese, because he was drunk and stupid one night.

I went streaking once, through the quad and down to the gymnasium.

/everyone was doing it
/there were more coming I promise

In Boulder, the 10th annual Naked Pumpkin Run is a hot issue.

So they've allowed this event for a decade, and now all of a sudden the participants are sex offenders?

Farking ridiculous. Sex offender??? This is way, way out of hand and it is resulting in me, a pretty normally balanced guy, starting to really hate the "protect our children" crowd.

Seriously. If this is you, I hope you and your whole family get offended sexually on a regular basis.

SuperCrackMonkey: My neighbor had to register as a sex offender for taking off his clothes in public (drunk and disorderly was what he was actually charged with). He can't even go to his kids' birthday parties at Chuck E. Cheese, because he was drunk and stupid one night.

see now that sucks! There should be levels of sex offenders.

SuperCrackMonkey: My neighbor had to register as a sex offender for taking off his clothes in public (drunk and disorderly was what he was actually charged with). He can't even go to his kids' birthday parties at Chuck E. Cheese, because he was drunk and stupid one night.

I thought this was america!

The human body is a disgusting thing and no one should have to endure seeing such a filthy thing.

Ed Finnerty: The human body is a disgusting thing and no one should have to endure seeing such a filthy thing.

So, what's your opinion on birth?

I got busted pissing out behind a bar on 4th of July (one stall bathroom + a ton of people + a BAC of >.10= stupid choices).

Reading about it, there were people busted for the same thing and being put on the registry. I was scared shiatless!

/$135 fee for misdemeanor. Nothing worse than that.

RandomExcess: Any behavior that would offensive to the average Christian Fundamentalist should result in a Sexual Offender Status. This should included suspected offenses (male roommates in a one bedroom apartment).

/Won't anybody think... of the children?

Being a Christian Fundamentalist should result in sex offender status while you're at it. I mean, they put their mouths all over a dead guy on a regular basis for crying out loud. Oh and they all (mind) rape children, can't forget that.

The sex offender registry is becoming a hell of a monster. Wonder how long it will be before the villagers get all torches and pitchforks on it. Judging by the state of most things these days, probably never. One can only dream of sanity now, it seems.

What_do_you_want_now: Ed Finnerty: The human body is a disgusting thing and no one should have to endure seeing such a filthy thing.

So, what's your opinion on birth?

Being born is the source of all sin for which you shall never be forgiven, except by accepting Jesus Christ as your lord and savior .

SuperCrackMonkey: In Ohio if you get caught peeing in public, you have to register as a sex offender.

You being serious, Clark?

#125671: Got a blowjob from a 17 year old in a parking lot at age 18

Statutory rape, you moron. When a minor and non-minor have sex(ual contact), it's call statutory rape. Get over it.

#125672: Reported my his neighbours for indecent exposure. This was witnessed by Mrs. Dolores Jones (87), who in fact observed the offender in an unclad state through a crack in the curtains by means of binoculars after holding the offender's house under close scrutiny for a period of nine days.

Wow, that should have been thrown out.

#125673: Convicted for serial rape of 8 girls aged 7-13 years of age.

What is your problem with understanding statutory rape? Are you retarded?

#125674: Once streaked through a college campus once.

Throw it out. Should be a misdemeanor.

#125675: Convicted for sex with a minor (16) when aged 17

This should have been thrown out.

#125676: Convicted of possession of child pornography after receiving a picture from his girlfriend in an unclad state via the internet.

If it is a photoGRAPH of a PORNOgraphic nature, and the image is of a CHILD... it's child pornography.

You give a few legit examples, but some of them show you to be an idiot.

Philip J. Fry: What_do_you_want_now: Ed Finnerty: The human body is a disgusting thing and no one should have to endure seeing such a filthy thing.

So, what's your opinion on birth?

Being born is the source of all sin for which you shall never be forgiven, except by accepting Jesus Christ as your lord and savior .

Dad?

People who would consider a visit to an art museum with an inventory that includes at least one nude/semi-nude painting should all be listed as sex offenders (irregardless of them seeing said offending pornography).

/Stop the maddness... think of the children.

//Why do you want your children in close physical contact with pornography addicts?

If there was a list for people who are anti-joy, anti-life, anti-neighbor, anti-mind and general overbearing menaces to the rest of us being able to enjoy our life there would be way more religious fundies on it than actual criminals.

But I'd like to start that list and then prevent them from doing absolutely anything I had the power to prevent.

Honest to god. All things considered I can seriously advocate open shunning and discrimation against prudes and bible thumpers in every way possible.

apeiron242: #125671: Got a blowjob from a 17 year old in a parking lot at age 18

Statutory rape, you moron. When a minor and non-minor have sex(ual contact), it's call statutory rape. Get over it.

#125672: Reported my his neighbours for indecent exposure. This was witnessed by Mrs. Dolores Jones (87), who in fact observed the offender in an unclad state through a crack in the curtains by means of binoculars after holding the offender's house under close scrutiny for a period of nine days.

Wow, that should have been thrown out.

#125673: Convicted for serial rape of 8 girls aged 7-13 years of age.

What is your problem with understanding statutory rape? Are you retarded?

#125674: Once streaked through a college campus once.

Throw it out. Should be a misdemeanor.

#125675: Convicted for sex with a minor (16) when aged 17

This should have been thrown out.

#125676: Convicted of possession of child pornography after receiving a picture from his girlfriend in an unclad state via the internet.

If it is a photoGRAPH of a PORNOgraphic nature, and the image is of a CHILD... it's child pornography.

You give a few legit examples, but some of them show you to be an idiot.

You dumbass, these were all hypotheticals, for 1, and for 2, he's stating his disagreement of statutory rape laws when it's common for 18 year olds to have younger significant others. Restating the issue in the first place doesn't mean he can't have a differing opinion.

apeiron242, you, sir, are a moran.

apeiron242: #125671: Got a blowjob from a 17 year old in a parking lot at age 18

Statutory rape, you moron. When a minor and non-minor have sex(ual contact), it's call statutory rape. Get over it.

#125672: Reported my his neighbours for indecent exposure. This was witnessed by Mrs. Dolores Jones (87), who in fact observed the offender in an unclad state through a crack in the curtains by means of binoculars after holding the offender's house under close scrutiny for a period of nine days.

Wow, that should have been thrown out.

#125673: Convicted for serial rape of 8 girls aged 7-13 years of age.

What is your problem with understanding statutory rape? Are you retarded?

#125674: Once streaked through a college campus once.

Throw it out. Should be a misdemeanor.

#125675: Convicted for sex with a minor (16) when aged 17

This should have been thrown out.

#125676: Convicted of possession of child pornography after receiving a picture from his girlfriend in an unclad state via the internet.

If it is a photoGRAPH of a PORNOgraphic nature, and the image is of a CHILD... it's child pornography.

You give a few legit examples, but some of them show you to be an idiot.

Can't you read the sign? DO NOT FEED THE TROLL!

Sex Offender is just beauricratic jargon for being naked outside. Who farking cares??? Ooooh your name is in a big scaary database, I don't farking care you child rapist!!

Did he get the drop too?