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2008-11-07 12:44:46 PM  
Will that bring them a wad of cash?
 
2008-11-07 01:15:57 PM  
Seems like kind of a sticky line of work for a couple of thieves-cum-geneticists.

FTA: "It was all that was taken and they have forced entry"

This must be the only crime on record involving semen and forced entry where they can't at least get the suspect's DNA sample out of the deal.

"Due to the high value it will have a market - somebody will take it off their hands."

Let's hope that "someone" brings soap, then.
 
2008-11-07 01:59:47 PM  

MaxxLarge: This must be the only crime on record involving semen and forced entry where they can't at least get the suspect's DNA sample out of the deal. that Kobe Bryant wasn't involved.


\I'm not letting you off the hook yet, Kobe...
 
2008-11-07 02:20:29 PM  
What a seedy and viscous crime.
 
2008-11-07 02:33:38 PM  
Penis
 
2008-11-07 02:34:13 PM  
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2008-11-07 02:34:54 PM  
I'm thinking this story might be a load of bull.
 
2008-11-07 02:36:11 PM  

MaxxLarge: Seems like kind of a sticky line of work for a couple of thieves-cum-geneticists.


hee hee...you said sticky.
 
2008-11-07 02:37:18 PM  
Maybe they heard about it being great car fuel.
 
2008-11-07 02:38:08 PM  
I love the smell of bull semen in the morning...

/dunno
//just popped in there
 
2008-11-07 02:40:43 PM  
"Due to the high value it will have a market - somebody will take it off their hands."

So, there are some nuts hanging around trying to get rid of semen?
 
2008-11-07 02:43:05 PM  
Did they catch the suspects white-handed?
 
2008-11-07 02:44:47 PM  
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2008-11-07 02:46:39 PM  

TheForkOfJustice: Penis


Beat me to it
 
2008-11-07 02:54:26 PM  
i17.photobucket.com

Approves!!!
 
2008-11-07 02:57:50 PM  
Isn't provenance as important in cattle breeding? I wouldn't think you'd breed without knowing what animal it came from.
 
2008-11-07 02:58:15 PM  
I dread the day when I see men pulling a load of bull.

/penis
 
2008-11-07 02:58:51 PM  

spyderqueen: Maybe they heard about it being great car fuel.


Gas is a bargain compared to that stuff.

God I love Top Gear...
 
2008-11-07 03:00:40 PM  
Ack_Ack, thank you for that hilariously horrifying vision. I will whisper nothing but sweet nothings to you each night when you go to sleep.
 
2008-11-07 03:00:46 PM  
I hear that some women might find this story hard to swallow.
 
2008-11-07 03:03:46 PM  
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Out of hair gel?
 
2008-11-07 03:05:22 PM  
In odd, but related news, there have been an unprecendented number of minotaurs being birthed by sperm bank customers.
 
2008-11-07 03:10:48 PM  
Wankers really jacked a load of it, I see.
 
2008-11-07 03:12:09 PM  
Now that's just nutty.
 
2008-11-07 03:16:05 PM  
"Spunky thieves shoot off with jack huge load of bull semen"

FTFY
 
2008-11-07 03:19:00 PM  
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/hotlink
 
2008-11-07 03:27:58 PM  
We were driving along and saw a billboard for "Extra Protein Milk"

"So, what are they adding?"

"Bull semen"

"How do they get that?"

"By the gallon"

/Okay, maybe just funny to me
 
2008-11-07 03:40:42 PM  

hockeychick: spyderqueen: Maybe they heard about it being great car fuel.

Gas is a bargain compared to that stuff.

God I love Top Gear...


err, you might notice that the pump is a bit different.

/came... for a Top Gear reference
//left one of my own
 
2008-11-07 03:48:04 PM  
Just think... if the cops find the thieves, either side could yell "Stop! Or I'll shoot!"

/and that's no bull
 
2008-11-07 03:53:36 PM  
awesome headline
 
2008-11-07 04:04:19 PM  
Probably some youngsters. All energetic and full of spunk.

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2008-11-07 04:04:49 PM  
Inconceivable! That is the last straw!
 
2008-11-07 04:11:04 PM  
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Do not approve
 
2008-11-07 04:18:52 PM  
now that's a T-Shirt!
 
2008-11-07 04:46:05 PM  
OH, COME ON!!
 
2008-11-07 04:55:06 PM  
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...wanted for questioning
 
2008-11-07 05:17:41 PM  

zamboni: OH, COME ON!!


Come on WHAT?

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2008-11-07 05:24:55 PM  
probly trying to see her
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2008-11-07 05:52:52 PM  

Greil: probly trying to see her


As well as to fight in the Breasturary, and swim in the fountains of Varnuf with the Itty-titty fairies of Mammary Mountain, as well as fight the boob-goblin in the Gozonga Cave.
 
2008-11-07 05:53:52 PM  
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2008-11-07 06:14:48 PM  
Hey!! were they Polish? Thats all I want to know.

/ Just sayin'
//spunky Polish slashies!!
 
2008-11-07 06:15:47 PM  

docmattic: Did they catch the suspects white-handed?


WINNER!!!!
 
2008-11-07 09:27:36 PM  
Take all you want, I can always make more.

/That's half the fun.
 
2008-11-07 09:40:19 PM  
Somebody needs to post a link to that television commercial where a jogger keeps stopping at a farmer's house to get a quick drink of milk from the morning's delivery.
 
2008-11-09 12:06:54 AM  
These guys are on the case...

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2008-11-10 09:42:50 PM  
I came for the awful puns, and I was not disappointed.

Thanks, subby. Was it good for you too?
 
2008-11-11 04:18:32 AM  

AltoidAddict: Thanks, subby. Was it good for you too?


Not bad, thanks, although over too quickly.

/Subby
 
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