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2008-11-06 11:04:51 PM  
This headline made me giggle like a little girl.
 
2008-11-06 11:08:22 PM  
So much WIN!
 
2008-11-06 11:09:26 PM  
Nice work subby.
 
2008-11-06 11:30:11 PM  
That got a Grande-sized laugh outta me.
 
2008-11-06 11:44:28 PM  
Submitter's headline sounds familiar........

New Starbucks Opens In Rest Room Of Existing Starbucks (new window)

+1 any way!
 
2008-11-07 12:32:26 AM  
Word of advise for those able to date...

Never ever date someone who works at Starbucks. After the breakup you'll be reminded of them on every corner.

/true story.
 
2008-11-07 12:46:28 AM  

markie_farkie: Submitter's headline sounds familiar........

New Starbucks Opens In Rest Room Of Existing Starbucks (new window)

+1 any way!


That joke isn't exactly original material.

And those are just the ones from this year
 
2008-11-07 02:51:29 AM  
Starbucks is more evil than Darth Vader, Darth Cheney and Darth Spider Pig combined.
 
2008-11-07 02:54:55 AM  
Charbucks consistently over-roasts their beans, and that's coming from a legitimate supertaster. I can't drink anything there. It all tastes burned. Because it is

Caribou cares a LOT more about the consistency and quality of their product. Across-the-board, their stuff is better by far. Plus, they serve SMALL, MEDIUM and LARGE drinks like actual humans order. They don't make up a mish-mash of stupid pretentious sizes from other languages so they can try seem better than they are.
 
2008-11-07 03:36:10 AM  

MaxxLarge: Charbucks consistently over-roasts their beans, and that's coming from a legitimate supertaster. I can't drink anything there. It all tastes burned. Because it is

Caribou cares a LOT more about the consistency and quality of their product. Across-the-board, their stuff is better by far. Plus, they serve SMALL, MEDIUM and LARGE drinks like actual humans order. They don't make up a mish-mash of stupid pretentious sizes from other languages so they can try seem better than they are.


This post makes me Vintae sad.
 
2008-11-07 04:44:46 AM  

markie_farkie: Submitter's headline sounds familiar........

New Starbucks Opens In Rest Room Of Existing Starbucks (new window)

+1 any way!


Also, the one about man hitting a Starbucks, putting car in reverse, hitting another, etc.

Agreed that it's not exactly original, but who doesn't like making fun of Starbucks? +1 Would read again. And again. And again.

/not sarcastic
 
2008-11-07 04:54:38 AM  
Headline got a Deici sized laugh out of me.
 
2008-11-07 06:59:42 AM  

bob_ross: Word of advise for those able to date...

Never ever date someone who works at Starbucks. After the breakup you'll be reminded of them on every corner.

/true story.


What's even worse is that after you posted that, thousands of people will think about what a loser you are every time they see a Starbucks.
 
2008-11-07 08:34:23 AM  

notmtwain: bob_ross: Word of advise for those able to date...

Never ever date someone who works at Starbucks. After the breakup you'll be reminded of them on every corner.

/true story.

What's even worse is that after you posted that, thousands of people will think about what a loser you are every time they see a Starbucks.


You need to go to time out young man. That was not nice.

/I still laughed a little.
It is funny because it is true.
 
2008-11-07 09:02:31 AM  

MaxxLarge: Charbucks consistently over-roasts their beans, and that's coming from a legitimate supertaster. I can't drink anything there. It all tastes burned. Because it is

Caribou cares a LOT more about the consistency and quality of their product. Across-the-board, their stuff is better by far. Plus, they serve SMALL, MEDIUM and LARGE drinks like actual humans order. They don't make up a mish-mash of stupid pretentious sizes from other languages so they can try seem better than they are.


This post brought to you by...

Caribou - Because only Yuppies and Assholes Drink Coffee from Starbucks.
 
2008-11-07 03:36:38 PM  
Big WIN Subby!
 
2008-11-07 04:04:49 PM  
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Know exactly what you're talking about...
 
2008-11-07 04:27:10 PM  
Too bad we could not have a Cheney free thread.

Headline was funny.
 
2008-11-07 04:40:15 PM  
Starbucks stores in Barnes and Noble are like headcrabs.
 
2008-11-08 07:36:59 AM  

bob_ross: Word of advise for those able to date...

Never ever date someone who works at Starbucks. After the breakup you'll be reminded of them on every corner.

/true story.



True, I suppose but there are just so many cute and slutty chicks who work at starbucks, or that you meet in starbucks. It's a staple location for poon.
 
2008-11-08 11:43:47 AM  
MaxxLarge: Caribou cares a LOT more about the consistency and quality of their product. Across-the-board, their stuff is better by far. Plus, they serve SMALL, MEDIUM and LARGE drinks like actual humans order. They don't make up a mish-mash of stupid pretentious sizes from other languages so they can try seem better than they are.

Love me some Caribou. Bank of Terror or no. ;-)

(Where's your busy bee!? Go find your busy bee!)
 
2008-11-08 10:59:59 PM  
I liked the clip from Role Models that Paul Rudd showed on the Daily Show the other night concerning coffee ordering at a Starbucks-like establishment. It's been done but it's still funny.
 
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