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(Fark)   A spammer ate the 4,000,000th link and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt   (fark.com) divider line 6974
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2008-11-06 04:13:25 PM  
i197.photobucket.com
 
2008-11-06 04:13:43 PM  
I_C_Weener: RadioAaron: I don't get it.



"You were not put on this earth to get it, Mr. Burton!"


HAHAHAH, AWESOME!
 
2008-11-06 04:14:05 PM  
has anyone said that "Russian penis spam" would make a great punk band name?
 
2008-11-06 04:14:14 PM  
What_do_you_want_now: ghost_who_walks: kissesmarlowe: I miss being able to get XXXX here in the states. My folks don't go to the UK yearly anymore so it's not as easy for them to bring me back a couple 4 packs worth anymore :(

I'd send you some over, but why the hell are you drinking XXXX? I'm from north Queensland and I can't stand the stuff... Cooper's is where it's at.


Well, OK, in the spirit of companionship that is thread 4000000, you can have this:



/seriously, if you know of a way that I could send them to you easily, without them breaking and stuff, I totally would send you a case. I know what it's like to be stuck overseas without your favourite beer.
//It's not good and no-one should have to go through that.

Coopers doesn't have the taste that XXXX has.

BTW, heading up to Hervey Bay area, north of Maryburough. You up there? Maybe we could grab a beer and a delicious meat pie.

mmmmmmmmm meat pie


Not close enough I'm afraid, though it would be cool to take you up on that offer. You'd have to drive for another 16 or so hours north; I'm way up in Cairns. Still, you'll be in the right area for some cheap XXXX. Stuff's easier to get than water around these parts of the country.

/Oh, and since we're doing beer with the boobies, time for the classic joke: How is American beer like have sex in a canoe? They're both farking close to water...
//Timeless, classic and overdone
 
2008-11-06 04:14:16 PM  
i202.photobucket.com
 
2008-11-06 04:14:30 PM  
i281.photobucket.com
 
2008-11-06 04:14:46 PM  
Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?


/ok I think that's enough
//it's been fun
///see ya!
 
2008-11-06 04:15:00 PM  
members.cox.net
 
2008-11-06 04:15:47 PM  
i202.photobucket.com
 
2008-11-06 04:16:18 PM  
i59.photobucket.com
 
2008-11-06 04:16:20 PM  
KudaMuda: agreement

Normally, this applies, but in this case, with the way this post was switched from 4000046 to 4000000, I just happened to stumble upon it at just the right moment as 4000000 where comments weren't loading but the submit box worked. Not knowing that they were changing the post number and headline, I figured they were creating a 4000000 from scratch and I took a stab at being the Weeners, and danged if it didn't work somehow ;)

DrSieb: Last post?

Dude, pointless until my time warp post expires, and then you've got to compete with leftyblonde...
 
2008-11-06 04:16:29 PM  
frenchcheesemuseum: shtychkn: This thread needs some mildly NSFW posts. I'd help the cause, but I want others to do it for me.

Am I not doing a good enough job?

NSFWish (poops)

NSFW (poops)


I clicked on the link, saw who actually posted, then closed the tab without looking at it...

Dodged a bullet there!
 
2008-11-06 04:16:40 PM  
i281.photobucket.com
 
2008-11-06 04:16:50 PM  
Congrats.
 
2008-11-06 04:17:05 PM  
i86.photobucket.com
 
2008-11-06 04:17:27 PM  
ghost_who_walks: /Oh, and since we're doing beer with the boobies, time for the classic joke: How is American beer like have sex in a canoe? They're both farking close to water...
//Timeless, classic and overdone


Yes, so true. After tasting sweet Australian necter American beer seems so.....lifeless.

Hence the once a year trip so I can continue to indulge in my loves, and take the wife back to her home country.

/Mmmmm, meat pie
//mmmmmmm XXXX
///mmmmmmm wife
 
2008-11-06 04:17:44 PM  
Qatmandu:

Great Googly Moogly
 
2008-11-06 04:17:52 PM  
DrSieb: Last post?

HOLY SHIAT!!! WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN???
 
2008-11-06 04:18:06 PM  
Paryb: sinner3k: Fact: All TFers (and maybe some TFettes) are evil and have facial hair.

I explained the evil facial haired twin pheomenom to my SO last night during Knight Rider, she didn't know who KARR or Garth Knight was. Man, girls are so lame.


Our accountant came into a meeting the other day sporting a new moustache and beard and I said, "Oh, I see Tom has gone back to being Evil Tom!" I don't think he appreciated it. I should probably explain it to him before he cuts my expense account.

/congrats Fark
 
2008-11-06 04:18:12 PM  
img444.imageshack.us
 
2008-11-06 04:18:46 PM  
Wow...so many old school non-TF LP'ers...

is it still going strong?
 
2008-11-06 04:19:35 PM  
i440.photobucket.com
 
2008-11-06 04:19:41 PM  
davemassive:
/congrats Fark


/holy Christ that's some post delay I got there
 
2008-11-06 04:20:03 PM  
Christ I thought getting called out by Jim Kerr on Q1043 when Drew was on last year was cool. Having a crappy t-shirt was cooler.
 
2008-11-06 04:20:18 PM  
i59.photobucket.com
 
2008-11-06 04:20:26 PM  
Schfanzst!: How's it going Boss?

HA!

GBTW
 
2008-11-06 04:20:38 PM  
DrSieb: Wow...so many old school non-TF LP'ers...

is it still going strong?


We're up to LP 114
 
2008-11-06 04:20:39 PM  
Epic thread in so many ways.
 
2008-11-06 04:20:58 PM  
Am I the Weeners?

/no?
//DRAT!
/ :)
 
2008-11-06 04:21:12 PM  
submitter: A spammer ate the 4,000,000th link and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt

Drew: So that's what's up there


Here is someone who can help you with your server problems:
i150.photobucket.com
 
2008-11-06 04:21:16 PM  
Stupid spammers. I knew I should have reupped my total fark though.

//I did just get a raise, hmm....
 
2008-11-06 04:21:18 PM  
i202.photobucket.com
 
2008-11-06 04:21:23 PM  
JackAssHole: I took a stab at being the Weeners firsttopost,

Damn filter bit me in the ass this time ;)
 
2008-11-06 04:21:31 PM  
i35.tinypic.com

i33.tinypic.com
 
2008-11-06 04:21:43 PM  
Trombruno: nucular bum: /happy 4x10^6, y'all
//spammerati non carborundum
///liter, 'cos too many other things drain my time

Sweet, the first time i post in a Fark thread is a simulpost, radical.


That happened to me too (maybe it was the second time...) but I was too n00b to think to get a screen shot.

So, I guess I suggest getting a screenshot for, whatever.
 
2008-11-06 04:21:44 PM  
JackAssHole: KudaMuda: agreement

Normally, this applies, but in this case, with the way this post was switched from 4000046 to 4000000, I just happened to stumble upon it at just the right moment as 4000000 where comments weren't loading but the submit box worked. Not knowing that they were changing the post number and headline, I figured they were creating a 4000000 from scratch and I took a stab at being the Weeners, and danged if it didn't work somehow ;)

DrSieb: Last post?

Dude, pointless until my time warp post expires, and then you've got to compete with leftyblonde...


Don't worry - I know my competition. I've so far been unsuccessful in every LP attempt - but no harm in trying. 2nd place in LP #1 - not bad.
 
2008-11-06 04:22:25 PM  
GourmetAnarchy: DrSieb: Wow...so many old school non-TF LP'ers...

is it still going strong?

We're up to LP 114


non-TF?
 
2008-11-06 04:22:46 PM  
What What?
 
2008-11-06 04:23:30 PM  
"I am now telling the computer precisely what it can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate."
 
2008-11-06 04:23:48 PM  
If it wasn't for the freakin' spammers there is every chance this could have been another Sarah Palin thread.

/thank you spammers
//congrats Drew
 
2008-11-06 04:23:50 PM  
randomizetimer: LeftyBlonde will be lurking here for 3 days.

Then I will be here for three and a quarter days.
 
2008-11-06 04:23:58 PM  
Boobies!
 
2008-11-06 04:24:08 PM  
JackAssHole: DrSieb: Last post?

Dude, pointless until my time warp post expires, and then you've got to compete with leftyblonde...



Don't bother trying to teach yer grandpa how to suck eggs - DrSieb is a LP legend.
 
2008-11-06 04:24:31 PM  
DrSieb: non-TF?

Well, of course you have to be TF to be in the LP thread. I took a break from 106-113. Feels good to be back. You should re-up.
 
2008-11-06 04:24:34 PM  
schadenfreudian

Qatmandu


Very well done.
 
2008-11-06 04:24:47 PM  
img528.imageshack.us

F-f-f-f-ff-f-f-f-f-ff-f-f-four million.
 
2008-11-06 04:25:03 PM  
img90.imageshack.us

Isn't it?
 
2008-11-06 04:25:28 PM  
Lava Lamp Repairman: Don't bother trying to teach yer grandpa how to suck eggs - DrSieb is a LP legend.

He's got you there...
 
2008-11-06 04:25:41 PM  
Over 4,000,000 threads and the election bullshiat is (relatively) over, good day in farkland.

Gratz Drew, everyone else who works at fark I don't know the name of :D.
 
2008-11-06 04:25:46 PM  
www.unisrv.net

/So, if you TFers hate us Liters so much, why the fark doesn't Drew just make the entire site pay for play? Then you'd have it all to yourselves.
 
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