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leftyblonde: randomizetimer: LeftyBlonde will be lurking here for 3 days.
What_do_you_want_now: TheRain: What_do_you_want_now: TheRain: What_do_you_want_now: TheRain: What_do_you_want_now: TheRain: What_do_you_want_now: Liters? No love for those of us without a spare $5 for TF? What if your wife took control of your moniez?Have pity on us! I prostrate myself to the TF supremacy and only hope for a simple sponsorship to glimpse the wonder Candy Mountain that is TF./the vacuum seems to be on highMarriage: you're doing it wrong.She's an accountant, and is half my size and has this pout that she does........Gods and Goddess', I'll turn in my Man Card now./is whipped//but the sex is great!Don't lie. Accountants don't have sex.I swears it! They're just tricksey hobbitses, hidining the precious!/what just happened?I have no farking clue.Uhm....hey, want a beer?/aaaawkwardfark yes, I want beer. Who doesn't?The beer of Champions!/I like me the Aussie stuff
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sokolnikov: what a momentous week... the 4000000th thread, a black president, I'm starting to think the Lions might get a win.
kissesmarlowe: I miss being able to get XXXX here in the states. My folks don't go to the UK yearly anymore so it's not as easy for them to bring me back a couple 4 packs worth anymore :(
RadioAaron: I don't get it.
"You were not put on this earth to get it, Mr. Burton!"
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