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(Fark)   A spammer ate the 4,000,000th link and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt   (fark.com) divider line 6974
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2008-11-06 02:47:23 PM  
i440.photobucket.com
 
2008-11-06 02:47:35 PM  
Huzzah!
 
2008-11-06 02:47:38 PM  
bemis23: Don't worry....it's not.

The tards on TFD are totally worth the 5 bones.
 
2008-11-06 02:47:40 PM  
MasterThief: img243.imageshack.us


Awesome! I have that Nerf gun in my desk drawer...
 
2008-11-06 02:47:46 PM  
McFifestien: McFifenstein: no it hasn't

You are such a f*cking tool.


I see what you're doing.
 
2008-11-06 02:47:48 PM  
oldfarthenry: "/>
3,999,998 *thump*
3,999,999 *thump*
4-4-4-urgh-4 G'DAMMIT!!


bastard. *choke*
 
2008-11-06 02:47:52 PM  
queezyweezel: I accidentally the 4,000,000th thread!

THE WHOLE MOTHERF*CKING THING?!?!?!?!?!?!?
 
2008-11-06 02:48:04 PM  
i34.tinypic.com
 
2008-11-06 02:48:09 PM  
What_do_you_want_now: TheRain: What_do_you_want_now: Liters? No love for those of us without a spare $5 for TF? What if your wife took control of your moniez?

Have pity on us! I prostrate myself to the TF supremacy and only hope for a simple sponsorship to glimpse the wonder Candy Mountain that is TF.

/the vacuum seems to be on high


Marriage: you're doing it wrong.

She's an accountant, and is half my size and has this pout that she does....

....Gods and Goddess', I'll turn in my Man Card now.

/is whipped
//but the sex is great!


Don't lie. Accountants don't have sex.
 
2008-11-06 02:48:16 PM  
I have an UltraFARK e-mail.

Nah, nahnny, boo, boo.
 
2008-11-06 02:48:19 PM  
thepensivepoet: Psumek: Wait I'm a liter...should I be offended? Please someone tell me how I should feel, I'm confused, old and some robots ate my medicine.

You feel sad, lonely, indignant.
You're certain that all the hype really isn't worth it. You're sure that the anonymizing effect of the "liter" masses is a good thing. You're absolutely certain it isn't worth the money... but you can't shake that... feeling that maybe it is.


Phew, that's a relief. I almost thought I'd have to be suicidal.

/paranoid is something I'm used to
//so is sad and lonely
///cue "Arrested Development" sad music
 
2008-11-06 02:48:46 PM  
> 4,000,000!
 
2008-11-06 02:48:47 PM  
McFifenstein: When I die I'm going to will it off to another, even more obnoxious republican.

img1.fark.net
 
2008-11-06 02:48:49 PM  
woot, epic thread
 
2008-11-06 02:48:59 PM  
i17.photobucket.com
 
2008-11-06 02:49:02 PM  
Di Atribe: McFifestien: McFifenstein: no it hasn't

You are such a f*cking tool.

I see what you're doing.


I remember you
stay out of my sh*t this time.
 
2008-11-06 02:49:06 PM  
Hid T Cell count is PROUD
 
2008-11-06 02:49:08 PM  
I submitted this with a better headline.
 
2008-11-06 02:49:12 PM  
Fifey! Please take your meds. I can not stand to see you arguing with yourself.
 
2008-11-06 02:49:13 PM  
i221.photobucket.com
 
2008-11-06 02:49:15 PM  
i208.photobucket.com


/Crazy 4 Swayze
 
2008-11-06 02:49:31 PM  
The Onanist: McFifenstein: When I die I'm going to will it off to another, even more obnoxious republican.

It's possible. You know that McCain and Joe the Fifer are best buddies
 
2008-11-06 02:49:37 PM  
the voices in your head: McFifenstein: now my undies are wet and red, am I gonna die?

clearly you're using an inferior tampon brand


Nonsense, he uses TF Pretzel Tampons®, the brand with the double twist.
 
2008-11-06 02:49:50 PM  
i106.photobucket.com
 
2008-11-06 02:49:56 PM  
Der Poopflinger: i17.photobucket.com

That's racist!
 
2008-11-06 02:50:13 PM  
McFifestien: Di Atribe: McFifestien: McFifenstein: no it hasn't

You are such a f*cking tool.

I see what you're doing.

I remember you
stay out of my sh*t this time.


f*ck with DiAttribe, you're f*cking with me.
or is are you gonna get butthurt and report me again?
 
2008-11-06 02:50:15 PM  
Nice job Drew. Congrats on all. Quick to 4 million.
 
2008-11-06 02:50:19 PM  
That'll learn ya for assigning IDs to headlines that are going to get auto-dumped.
 
2008-11-06 02:50:20 PM  
espiaboricua: Who knew nonsense could be so entertaining.

Drew knew.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
 
2008-11-06 02:50:20 PM  
My question is this: Do I REALLY want to be Clintoned in the Boobies?
 
2008-11-06 02:50:24 PM  
TheRain: What_do_you_want_now: TheRain: What_do_you_want_now: Liters? No love for those of us without a spare $5 for TF? What if your wife took control of your moniez?

Have pity on us! I prostrate myself to the TF supremacy and only hope for a simple sponsorship to glimpse the wonder Candy Mountain that is TF.

/the vacuum seems to be on high


Marriage: you're doing it wrong.

She's an accountant, and is half my size and has this pout that she does....

....Gods and Goddess', I'll turn in my Man Card now.

/is whipped
//but the sex is great!

Don't lie. Accountants don't have sex.


I swears it! They're just tricksey hobbitses, hidining the precious!

/what just happened?
 
2008-11-06 02:50:49 PM  
Drew: Unfreakable: DeadZone: A spammer ate the 4,000,000th link, and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt

there's your headline.

I like that.

yeah we'll probably use it if we can find the damn thing


MAD PROPS TO DeadZone!!!
 
2008-11-06 02:51:01 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

Okay, last one.
 
2008-11-06 02:51:13 PM  
The submarine is full with eels. I can cookie haz?
 
2008-11-06 02:51:26 PM  
i260.photobucket.com
 
2008-11-06 02:51:42 PM  
McFifenstein: McFifestien: Di Atribe: McFifestien: McFifenstein: no it hasn't

You are such a f*cking tool.

I see what you're doing.

I remember you
stay out of my sh*t this time.

f*ck with DiAttribe, you're f*cking with me.
or is are you gonna get butthurt and report me again?


you are such a pussy.
not even worth my time.
 
2008-11-06 02:51:54 PM  
What_do_you_want_now: TheRain: What_do_you_want_now: TheRain: What_do_you_want_now: Liters? No love for those of us without a spare $5 for TF? What if your wife took control of your moniez?

Have pity on us! I prostrate myself to the TF supremacy and only hope for a simple sponsorship to glimpse the wonder Candy Mountain that is TF.

/the vacuum seems to be on high


Marriage: you're doing it wrong.

She's an accountant, and is half my size and has this pout that she does....

....Gods and Goddess', I'll turn in my Man Card now.

/is whipped
//but the sex is great!

Don't lie. Accountants don't have sex.

I swears it! They're just tricksey hobbitses, hidining the precious!

/what just happened?


I have no farking clue.
 
2008-11-06 02:51:58 PM  
Farkwaddle: The submarine is full with eels. I can cookie haz?

That's HOVERCRAFT you Farkwaddle!
 
2008-11-06 02:52:01 PM  
R.A.Danny: Der Poopflinger: i17.photobucket.com

That's racist!


i17.photobucket.com
 
2008-11-06 02:52:03 PM  
thepensivepoet: If the 4000000th entry has been deleted, can't you just change the ID in the database so another thread is now the 40000000th?

DATABASES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!

/Actually it apparently did work that way, I just can't resist a good Futurama quote.
 
2008-11-06 02:52:05 PM  
A spammer once bit my sister.
 
2008-11-06 02:52:08 PM  
You people just get weirder and weirder.
 
2008-11-06 02:52:11 PM  
JackAssHole: Boobies

Perfect
 
2008-11-06 02:52:18 PM  
4,000,000 threads is the legacy of Bush's America.
 
2008-11-06 02:52:28 PM  
Farkwaddle: The submarine is full with eels. I can cookie haz?

Your hovercraft sank?
 
2008-11-06 02:52:33 PM  
I sometimes water ski behind a u-boat when I go to Subway to get a sandwich.
 
2008-11-06 02:52:35 PM  
This sausage fest needs some red headed cleavage.

farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2008-11-06 02:52:38 PM  
I was here.

/that is all
 
2008-11-06 02:52:53 PM  
JackAssHole: Boobies

I don't think so
 
2008-11-06 02:52:58 PM  
McFifestien: not even worth my time.

'bout time, go back to hiding in your little hole.
 
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