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(Fark)   A spammer ate the 4,000,000th link and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt   (fark.com) divider line 6974
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2008-11-06 02:42:08 PM
I just want to thank everyone for much joy and something to do since I decided to join over a year ago. It has been fun.
 
2008-11-06 02:42:20 PM
rezin8 2008-11-06 01:37:01 PM


Whippersnapper.
 
2008-11-06 02:42:24 PM
JackAssHole: Dissociater: red heads.

Your newsletter, where do I subscribe?

/I'ma sponsoring you for that ;)


And done. Now, come join the heart of TF in TFD! (new window)
 
2008-11-06 02:42:26 PM
sakanagai: KickahaOta: This is bound to be an epic thread, a thread that future generations of Farkers will look to for inspiration.

And I have nothing whatsoever to say.

So.

I like pie. Pie is superior to cake.

I refute your claim of pie superiority if only due to the vast difficulty of baking an erotic pie.


Some people... some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say
There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of gods grey
Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!
 
2008-11-06 02:42:39 PM
Roll-call: Here
 
2008-11-06 02:42:43 PM
Gotta get in before the 9th page.
 
2008-11-06 02:42:43 PM
Woot woot!
 
2008-11-06 02:42:54 PM
Posting for posterity.

\Penis
\\spam
\\\penis spam
 
2008-11-06 02:42:55 PM
i27.photobucket.com
 
2008-11-06 02:43:01 PM
Der Poopflinger: thepensivepoet: Der Poopflinger: woot, I got what you got but I didn't have to pay for it

F-

See me after class.

If I said I paid for it does that help any?


You're bringing us to the rink of destruction.
THE RINK OF DESTRUCTION.
 
2008-11-06 02:43:29 PM
woot!

farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2008-11-06 02:43:30 PM
Congrats on the 4Mth link!
Long live fark!
 
2008-11-06 02:43:33 PM
Who knew nonsense could be so entertaining.
 
2008-11-06 02:43:49 PM
TheRain: What_do_you_want_now: Liters? No love for those of us without a spare $5 for TF? What if your wife took control of your moniez?

Have pity on us! I prostrate myself to the TF supremacy and only hope for a simple sponsorship to glimpse the wonder Candy Mountain that is TF.

/the vacuum seems to be on high


Marriage: you're doing it wrong.


She's an accountant, and is half my size and has this pout that she does....

....Gods and Goddess', I'll turn in my Man Card now.

/is whipped
//but the sex is great!
 
2008-11-06 02:43:57 PM
kg4qxk: I just want to thank everyone for much joy and something to do since I decided to join over a year ago. It has been fun.

no it hasn't
 
2008-11-06 02:44:08 PM
thepensivepoet: PC LOAD LETTER: JackAssHole: Boobies

Boobies in the 4,000,000 thread.

Pretty damn metal.

Technically the 4000046th thread.


Hey now, it was 4000000 when I posted dammit! I saw the opportunity and pounced on it. I had no idea they were turning 4000046 into 4000000 at the time...
 
2008-11-06 02:44:11 PM
Basking_lizard: woot!

Reported for using images to bypass censorship filter!

REPOOOOOOOOORTED!!!!!!
 
2008-11-06 02:44:14 PM
I hate these company meetings

/congrats
//where's my cake pie?
 
2008-11-06 02:44:15 PM
JackAssHole: Dissociater: red heads.

Your newsletter, where do I subscribe?

/I'ma sponsoring you for that ;)


Thanks man!
 
2008-11-06 02:44:26 PM
This dog wants to have sex w/ this thread!

images.icanhascheezburger.com
 
2008-11-06 02:44:29 PM
My God, it's full of stars!
 
2008-11-06 02:44:34 PM
Just posting to see what it feels like to be in a milestone thread.... congrats fark!
 
2008-11-06 02:44:37 PM
 
2008-11-06 02:44:48 PM
Di Atribe: i27.photobucket.com

*queues Dire Straits*
 
2008-11-06 02:44:49 PM
w00t!

Congrats Fark!

Now GBTW
 
2008-11-06 02:44:56 PM
JackAssHole: JackAssHole: Dissociater: red heads.

Your newsletter, where do I subscribe?

/I'ma sponsoring you for that ;)

And done. Now, come join the heart of TF in TFD! (new window)


Ack, can't link to TFD, copy/paste instead:
http://www.totalfark.com/TotalFark.html
 
2008-11-06 02:44:59 PM
Damitsomuch, Kitwilly!
 
2008-11-06 02:45:03 PM
leeh.files.wordpress.com

Just dropping in to watch the insanity unfold
 
2008-11-06 02:45:14 PM
i17.photobucket.com
i like posting pictures too
 
2008-11-06 02:45:23 PM
Wohoooo!!!!

/wasting bandwidth
 
2008-11-06 02:45:24 PM
thepensivepoet: Psumek: Wait I'm a liter...should I be offended? Please someone tell me how I should feel, I'm confused, old and some robots ate my medicine.

You feel sad, lonely, indignant.
You're certain that all the hype really isn't worth it. You're sure that the anonymizing effect of the "liter" masses is a good thing. You're absolutely certain it isn't worth the money... but you can't shake that... feeling that maybe it is.


Don't worry....it's not. I was sponsored for a month. Lotsa duplicate threads mostly. The one nice perk is the boobies threads, but who pays for porn anymore?
 
2008-11-06 02:45:26 PM
I'm a liter. Please don't smoke me.
 
2008-11-06 02:45:45 PM
i364.photobucket.com
 
2008-11-06 02:45:51 PM
Stagger_Lee: Some people... some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say
There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of gods grey
Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!


Zaptastic.
 
2008-11-06 02:45:57 PM
espiaboricua: Who knew nonsense could be so entertaining.


Considering that it's Drew's bread and butter...
 
2008-11-06 02:45:59 PM
thepensivepoet: Basking_lizard: woot!

Reported for using images to bypass censorship filter!

REPOOOOOOOOORTED!!!!!!


Reported for being a penis poet
 
2008-11-06 02:45:59 PM
bemis23: Don't worry....it's not. I was sponsored for a month. Lotsa duplicate threads mostly. The one nice perk is the boobies threads, but who pays for porn anymore?

You, sir, were doing it wrong.
 
2008-11-06 02:46:08 PM
A fitting GIS for "random crap"

i35.tinypic.com

/cheers Drew and all y'all crazy farkers!
 
2008-11-06 02:46:11 PM
I accidentally the 4,000,000th thread!
 
2008-11-06 02:46:13 PM
McFifenstein: no it hasn't

You are such a f*cking tool.
 
2008-11-06 02:46:15 PM
I kind of feel like being filterowned just so I can be at the end of the thread.
 
2008-11-06 02:46:22 PM
img243.imageshack.us
 
2008-11-06 02:46:31 PM
TFers: www.foxnews.com

Liters: images.eonline.com
 
2008-11-06 02:46:39 PM
Sooo....when does the contest for the first sponsoree start?
 
2008-11-06 02:46:41 PM
Drew: Go Fast Turn Left: Maybe thread 4,000,000 is what crapped out our fridge at work today. Drew, ya owe me a new fridge.

Sorry man, I'll order one from Amazon


I appreciate it. Just ship it to my office here at Duke.
 
2008-11-06 02:46:42 PM
I'm saving all my partying for the 5,000,000th link (but congrats, FARK, on hitting a milestone).

/Will hopefully no longer be poor at that point
//And therefore will be TF'er
///And have some decent free time to post more often
////SLASHIES. I has them.
 
2008-11-06 02:46:57 PM
Hey, Liters, do not worry about us TotalFarkers. You Liters are the normal ones. Us TotalFarkers take the meds.
i90.photobucket.com
 
2008-11-06 02:46:57 PM
Okay, yeah, so you guys are boring and I'm going to go hang out with the cool kids.

ENJOY YOUR FRONTPAGE, SUCKAAAAAAZZZZZZZZ!
 
2008-11-06 02:47:04 PM
thepensivepoet: Der Poopflinger: thepensivepoet: Der Poopflinger: woot, I got what you got but I didn't have to pay for it

F-

See me after class.

If I said I paid for it does that help any?

You're bringing us to the rink of destruction.
THE RINK OF DESTRUCTION.


is that like speed ball? 'cuz if it is sign me up
THE DINK OF RESTRUCTION
 
2008-11-06 02:47:11 PM
McFifestien: McFifenstein: no it hasn't

You are such a f*cking tool.


f*ck off, troll
 
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