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(Fark)   A spammer ate the 4,000,000th link and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt   (fark.com) divider line 6974
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2008-11-06 01:27:19 PM  
thepensivepoet: Or just undelete it and edit the headline/link?

Actually, I just heard they are thinking of donating it to charity.
 
2008-11-06 01:27:35 PM  
thepensivepoet: Have you tried putting it in your butt?

That's your answer to everything.
 
2008-11-06 01:28:01 PM  
thepensivepoet: Have you tried putting it in your butt?

You are such a helpful man.
 
2008-11-06 01:28:03 PM  
Drew, I have the 4,000,000th submission in my possession.

If you ever want to see it again, leave four million dollars in small, non-sequential bills inside the cab of the old locomotive in front of City Hall in Kingston, Ontario, in an old Adidas gym bag clearly marked "40Below".

Come alone! My agents will be watching you. If you notify the police, I will make the thread permanently unavailable and will mock you with dickfrecklish glee.

Bwahahaha!
 
2008-11-06 01:28:03 PM  
Here it is. (new window)
 
2008-11-06 01:28:22 PM  
Hey Drew,

Thanks for a great site, and CONGRATS on having over 4,000,000 posts!
 
2008-11-06 01:28:45 PM  
A spammer ate the 4,000,000th link, and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt

there's your headline.
 
2008-11-06 01:28:54 PM  
lynch the motherfarker.
 
2008-11-06 01:29:11 PM  
Adman12: If you ever want to see it again, leave four million dollars in small, non-sequential bills inside the cab of the old locomotive in front of City Hall in Kingston, Ontario, in an old Adidas gym bag clearly marked "40Below".

I knew you were an alt
 
2008-11-06 01:29:27 PM  
I blame Obama.

I have no doubt the thread was purposely taken and redistrbuted to those with no threads to comment in.
 
2008-11-06 01:29:30 PM  
well, this is the first time we've had made it to link 4,000,046.
lets just fark around in this thread all day
 
2008-11-06 01:29:49 PM  
Yet another reason to hate spammers.
 
2008-11-06 01:29:51 PM  
Adman12: Drew, I have the 4,000,000th submission in my possession.

If you ever want to see it again, leave four million dollars in small, non-sequential bills inside the cab of the old locomotive in front of City Hall in Kingston, Ontario, in an old Adidas gym bag clearly marked "40Below".

Come alone! My agents will be watching you. If you notify the police, I will make the thread permanently unavailable and will mock you with dickfrecklish glee.

Bwahahaha!


I laffed.
 
2008-11-06 01:29:53 PM  
I has a sad. :(
 
2008-11-06 01:29:57 PM  
jbc: Obama and McCain conspired to steal link #4000000 from us.

Obama took it and gave it to the link-impovrished. After all we have plenty of threads. ;p
 
2008-11-06 01:29:57 PM  
LoadShark: Hey Drew,

Thanks for a great site, and CONGRATS on having over 4,000,000 posts!


Oh shut up, spammer.
They're on to you.
 
2008-11-06 01:30:00 PM  
LoadShark: Thanks for a great site, and CONGRATS on having over 4,000,000 posts!

Suck up!

BAN HIM!
 
2008-11-06 01:30:03 PM  
DeadZone: A spammer ate the 4,000,000th link, and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt and a larger penis

there's your headline.
 
2008-11-06 01:30:07 PM  
The mods will find it!

i126.photobucket.com
 
2008-11-06 01:30:21 PM  
img1.fark.net
 
2008-11-06 01:30:38 PM  
haemaker: Here it is. (new window)

Thank-you Captain Obvious
 
2008-11-06 01:31:07 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2008-11-06 01:31:11 PM  
leftyblonde: I has a sad. :(

i369.photobucket.com

You can haz a happy!
 
2008-11-06 01:31:33 PM  
Tat'dGreaser: The mods will find it!

That's awesome.
 
2008-11-06 01:31:51 PM  
i149.photobucket.com"/>
3,999,998 *thump*
3,999,999 *thump*
4-4-4-urgh-4 G'DAMMIT!!
 
2008-11-06 01:31:54 PM  
Why do we even care about where it went?

Drew, let it go man just let it go
 
2008-11-06 01:32:00 PM  
Insurance_EE_guy: What are the freaking chances?

Very likely.
 
2008-11-06 01:32:07 PM  
I just want to be in a thread with Drew, and show off my TF status. It's only good to the end of the month, so I'm making the best of it.
 
2008-11-06 01:32:49 PM  
basemetal: leftyblonde: I has a sad. :(



You can haz a happy!


You know she has a super-sparkly .gif that she made JUST for 4,000,000
 
2008-11-06 01:32:54 PM  
gay
 
2008-11-06 01:32:58 PM  
SlightlyManic: I just want to be in a thread with Drew, and show off my TF status. It's only good to the end of the month, so I'm making the best of it.

we're totally impressed. Its not like anyone else has the like.
 
2008-11-06 01:33:00 PM  
Tat'dGreaser: The mods will find it!

Don't be so sure, from 4000001:

Unfreakable [TotalFark] (favorite: Modmin) Quote 2008-11-06 01:15:25 PM
FWIW, I can't get to it, either. And I'm late for a meeting waiting for it.
 
2008-11-06 01:33:02 PM  
peck: LoadShark: Thanks for a great site, and CONGRATS on having over 4,000,000 posts!

Suck up!

BAN HIM!


Hey Peck... I actually like this site and have used it for years.
I'm not kissing anyone's arse!

This is for you, Peck.

www.mindastray.com
 
2008-11-06 01:33:21 PM  
Biggs: Very likely.

brb, going to get tin foil
 
2008-11-06 01:33:55 PM  
jeezy creezy, we're at 4M already?
 
2008-11-06 01:34:27 PM  
Maybe thread 4,000,000 is what crapped out our fridge at work today. Drew, ya owe me a new fridge.
 
2008-11-06 01:35:09 PM  
peck: THAT'S IT!!!

I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THE INCOMPETENT F*CKWADS RUINING THIS SITE. THEY CAN'T EVEN GET A SINGLE QUADRA-MEGA-THREAD POSTING DONE RIGHT.

F*CK ALL Y'ALL. I'M LEAVING!!!!!


You'll get over it.
 
2008-11-06 01:35:22 PM  
Go Fast Turn Left: Maybe thread 4,000,000 is what crapped out our fridge at work today. Drew, ya owe me a new fridge.

Sorry man, I'll order one from Amazon
 
2008-11-06 01:35:29 PM  
maybe 4000000 aborted to orbit.
 
2008-11-06 01:35:30 PM  
leftyblonde: I has a sad. :(

nooooo! somebody do something!
 
2008-11-06 01:35:32 PM  
Queensowntalia: SlightlyManic: I just want to be in a thread with Drew, and show off my TF status. It's only good to the end of the month, so I'm making the best of it.

we're totally impressed. Its not like anyone else has the like.


It's new to me, damn it. Just humor me for a few weeks, ok?
 
2008-11-06 01:35:44 PM  
LoadShark: This is for you, Peck.

I'M NUMBER ONE! I'M NUMBER ONE!! I'M NUMBER ONE!!!

Thanks!
 
2008-11-06 01:36:04 PM  
tequila party: DeadZone: A spammer ate the 4,000,000th link, and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt and a larger penis and some cheap V!@gr@

there's your headline.
 
2008-11-06 01:36:14 PM  
nekom: maybe 4000000 aborted to orbit.

I didn't know they made teleporting coat hangers these days.
 
2008-11-06 01:36:43 PM  
The REAL party is going on on #4,000,001.
 
2008-11-06 01:36:44 PM  
So it looks like it took Fark 3 years to get the first million, but 4 years to get an additional three million. Wow.
 
2008-11-06 01:36:51 PM  
Drew: Go Fast Turn Left: Maybe thread 4,000,000 is what crapped out our fridge at work today. Drew, ya owe me a new fridge.

Sorry man, I'll order one from Amazon


This is also the reason I have a mortgage. If you'd be so kind as to just go ahead and pay that off, I'd be real appreciative. Thx
 
2008-11-06 01:36:55 PM  
This really f*cks up my day.
Girlfriend's grandfather died, my dog sh*t on my carpet, and my steak was overcooked BUT THIS REALLY CHAPS MY ASS.
 
2008-11-06 01:37:01 PM  
And to think that my boobies was in #56610.

I've been around here too damn long.
 
2008-11-06 01:37:22 PM  
Searching for 4000000....

i239.photobucket.com
 
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