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(Albany Times Union)   Drunk man attempts to mount fiberglass horse. With video footage of spectacular failarity   (timesunion.com) divider line 121
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2008-11-06 09:22:08 AM  
Aaahhhh drunk people. God bless 'em.
 
2008-11-06 09:29:55 AM  
Oh. When you said "mount", I thought you meant...

Nothing to see here. Move along.
 
2008-11-06 09:35:07 AM  
img.skitch.com
 
2008-11-06 09:35:34 AM  
FTA - the two men attempt to mount the artwork as the woman snaps pictures.

Were they making a pr0n magazine?
 
2008-11-06 09:35:58 AM  
It's a good thing that surveillance cameras weren't so common when I was going to college ;)
 
2008-11-06 10:03:36 AM  
Where's the video footage?
 
2008-11-06 10:27:34 AM  
Shabash: Where's the video footage?

Upper left of the article. Not really worth the time.
 
2008-11-06 10:32:03 AM  
Shabash: Where's the video footage?

Here you go (new window)
 
2008-11-06 10:43:59 AM  
Regnad Kcin: Shabash: Where's the video footage?

Upper left of the article. Not really worth the time.


not worth the time? its hilarious!
 
2008-11-06 10:47:00 AM  
Hilarious.
 
2008-11-06 10:47:04 AM  
Regnad Kcin: Upper left of the article. Not really worth the time.

Someone pee in your cornflakes this morning?
 
2008-11-06 10:47:17 AM  
I love how the obvious solution to this problem is a longer running start.
 
Bf+
2008-11-06 10:48:01 AM  
fedexrico: Regnad Kcin: Shabash: Where's the video footage?

Upper left of the article. Not really worth the time.

not worth the time? its hilarious!



That was so awesome. Definitely worth the click. Would LOL again A+++++++++++
 
2008-11-06 10:48:12 AM  
the two men attempt to mount the woman as the horse snaps pictures
Would have been more interesting, less hilarious.

/is there anything alcohol can't do?
 
2008-11-06 10:49:53 AM  
BikerRay: the two men attempt to mount the woman as the horse snaps pictures
Would have been more interesting, less hilarious.

/is there anything alcohol can't do?

the two men attempt to mount the horse-woman as her Sex and the City co-stars snap pictures
 
2008-11-06 10:49:59 AM  
I wish I could quit you, fiberglass horse...
 
2008-11-06 10:50:45 AM  
I forsee an animated FAIL gif in the near future.
 
2008-11-06 10:50:49 AM  
Hilarious. The sad thing is, I could have seen me or any of my friends attempting the same shenanigans under similar circumstances. By the similar circumstances, I mean blindly drunk.
 
2008-11-06 10:51:08 AM  
Regnad Kcin & ilmaestro, thx. You were right -- article stood on its own four legs.
 
2008-11-06 10:52:02 AM  
Ok, so who are the biggest drunks in the world:

Mexicans?
Germans?
Irish?
Australians?
Japanese?

And to make things neutral, the drink of choise would be beer (because we'd just kick everyone else's asses if we chose tequila).
 
2008-11-06 10:52:07 AM  
img234.imageshack.us
 
2008-11-06 10:53:16 AM  
This deserves overdubbed dialogue.

On second thought, perhaps it stands with the masters as a classic of comedic silent film. The two guys might as well be Chaplin and Keaton.
 
2008-11-06 10:54:04 AM  
donnyd: Hilarious. The sad thing is, I could have seen me or any of my friends attempting the same shenanigans under similar circumstances. By the similar circumstances, I mean blindly drunk.

I couldn't agree more. That looked like a hot bucket of fun. Shame about the property destruction and all, but man I've been there.
 
2008-11-06 10:54:33 AM  
I forgot to add the polish in the list.
 
2008-11-06 10:56:19 AM  
Actually... I'm suprised the reality isn't being sued because that person almost hurt himself.

How do they expect to put a horse on a sidewalk and not have people get on it.
 
2008-11-06 10:58:27 AM  
They have a camera, just wait for the pictures/video to show up on facebook/youtube with names and all, and go to their houses.
 
2008-11-06 11:00:49 AM  
belome: Actually... I'm suprised the reality isn't being sued...

That's quite a concept.
 
Bf+
2008-11-06 11:01:44 AM  
rosswhite.com
 
2008-11-06 11:02:06 AM  
What are you in here for?
Molesting a dead horse.
I see no crime in that.
 
2008-11-06 11:03:40 AM  
/l、
(゚、 。 7 Hai guyz wuts goin on in dis thredd??
l、 ~ヽ
じしf_, )ノ
 
2008-11-06 11:03:43 AM  
Regnad Kcin: Oh. When you said "mount", I thought you meant...

I'm guessing the word "fiberglass" made you think pink, you dirty devil.
 
2008-11-06 11:04:48 AM  
They were hammered.
 
2008-11-06 11:05:22 AM  
belome: Actually... I'm suprised the reality isn't being sued because that person almost hurt himself.

How do they expect to put a horse on a sidewalk and not have people get on it.


I was just talking to my friend from Saratoga Springs about this article. Apparently there are (for some reason) a bunch of these horses all over town. After a long string of vandalism, some locations finally put in cameras to catch the people in the act.

What they got though, was this comedy masterpiece.
 
2008-11-06 11:05:45 AM  
They had to put guard rails and signs around a similar horse in Calgary, pleading people not to try and get on it
 
2008-11-06 11:05:46 AM  
God - sometimes watching something that is so embarrassing for the subjects...it really does hurt.

That hurt to watch. We're away from the wife and kids on a business trip WEEEEEE!!!!!

My guess is that the great wheel of Karma will land this in one of their and their co-workers inboxes within one week.
 
2008-11-06 11:06:48 AM  
images.icanhascheezburger.com
 
2008-11-06 11:07:17 AM  
probesport: It happens...

Dude, really?
 
2008-11-06 11:08:06 AM  
Tyee: They were hammered.

hammered indeed, hilarious how when the guy and girl are standing, watching, they can't stop swaying.

Comedy gold!!!
 
2008-11-06 11:08:49 AM  
Booze is just plain great. Those three are most likely in charge of the life savings of many people at the local bank.
 
2008-11-06 11:10:11 AM  
Holy shiat, white drunken douchebags, and their puffy skirted whore.

That one guy in the dark suit was in full stumbling drunk mode.

He probably had a big presentation the next morning on the third quarters projections.

FAIL
 
2008-11-06 11:10:18 AM  
That was great.
 
2008-11-06 11:12:32 AM  
"were never caught, broke the leg of TR the Realtor, a fiberglass horse owned by..."

Does that mean they had to shoot it with a rubber bullet?
 
2008-11-06 11:13:10 AM  
fmbri: hammered indeed, hilarious how when the guy and girl are standing, watching, they can't stop swaying.

Comedy gold!!!


That was what I liked most too!
 
2008-11-06 11:14:07 AM  
I'm from Saratoga.

That horse is just around the block from the police station. Awesome.
 
2008-11-06 11:14:29 AM  
CygnusDarius: Ok, so who are the biggest drunks in the world:

It's those plucky Czechs.

List of countries by beer consumption per capita (clickety poppity)
 
2008-11-06 11:17:02 AM  
Well, I *have* ridden the Running Horses statue in front of Drexel U's PE building. Does that count?
 
2008-11-06 11:19:17 AM  
Regnad Kcin: Shabash: Where's the video footage?

Upper left of the article. Not really worth the time.


dude, what ARE you talking about? that vid just made my day...
 
2008-11-06 11:20:24 AM  
BEST thing I have seen all day...
 
2008-11-06 11:21:20 AM  
I think the best part of the video is at the 40 second mark when he attempts to jump, but has a one inch vertical and kind of just runs into the horse. That part had me in tears.
 
2008-11-06 11:21:40 AM  
shiat, I really wanted a t-shirt of this headline. Come on Drew.
 
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