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(YouTube)   So, what is it going to be like having a Black president? Let's flash back to this classic Richard Pryor   ( youtube.com) divider line
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2008-11-04 12:50:19 PM  
"As long as I can keep it up!"

/damn, that is some funny shiat.
 
2008-11-04 01:03:58 PM  
Black people president like this. . .
White people president like that . . .
 
SSP
2008-11-04 01:43:38 PM  
How about Dave Chappelle as the black Bush?
 
2008-11-04 02:26:56 PM  
Wow, I miss Pryor. He always makes me laugh.
 
2008-11-04 02:31:10 PM  
Pryor was genius.
 
2008-11-04 03:02:21 PM  

SSP: How about Dave Chappelle as the black Bush?


yes, how about it? (new window)
 
2008-11-04 03:03:18 PM  
What the fark, Obama isn't farking black.
 
2008-11-04 03:07:05 PM  
Richard Pryor was hilarious, but this is boring and stupid.
 
2008-11-04 03:07:15 PM  
Press Guy no. 1 looked a lot like Ron Jeremy
/only know what Ron looks like from all the LOLrons
//really
 
2008-11-04 03:11:30 PM  
That there is some funny shiat!
 
2008-11-04 03:11:47 PM  
"what 'ya waitin' on?"
"11:30. We gonna pitch a b*tch at 11:30."
 
2008-11-04 03:12:42 PM  
 
2008-11-04 03:12:48 PM  
Black Bush is hilarious, but Black Tony Blair made me laugh so hard I hurt my chest.
 
2008-11-04 03:13:17 PM  
Hahaha... was that Venus Flytrap?

Classic, love Pryor.
 
2008-11-04 03:13:46 PM  
It doesnt much matter what color a politician is on the outside, they are all the same on the inside. A democrat in office mostly means that the Daily Kos gets to assume the role of "keeper of the faith" while Limbaugh and Fox swap over to "alert watchdog" mode.

Meet the new boss.
 
2008-11-04 03:14:25 PM  
I loved Chris Rocks version also
 
2008-11-04 03:14:57 PM  
Very boring until the last minute and a half or so.

But pretty funny then.
 
2008-11-04 03:16:48 PM  
Ahahahaahaha

Oh subby, you made my day.

+3 internets for you sir.

/GoBama!
//We miss you Richard =(
///Actually, I'm white but thanks for playing
 
2008-11-04 03:17:32 PM  

Dihnekis: What the fark, Obama isn't farking black.


True, he is more brown than black. Thanks for adding that.
 
2008-11-04 03:17:36 PM  
White people have names like Lenny.
Black people have names like Carl.
 
2008-11-04 03:17:56 PM  

jspitalieri: Richard Pryor was hilarious, but this is boring and stupid.


This one isn't though (new window)
//it gets going around the 4 min mark
 
2008-11-04 03:19:25 PM  
Wow, that question about the NFL sure does date the piece.
 
2008-11-04 03:20:26 PM  
I Like Bread:
White people have names like Lenny.
Black people have names like Carl Richard Pryor.


fixed
 
2008-11-04 03:24:27 PM  

I Said: Black people president like this. . .
White people president like that . . .


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concurs
 
2008-11-04 03:25:31 PM  
starts very slow, but really picks up! Love Richard Pryor!
 
2008-11-04 03:25:59 PM  

glitchjunkie: Eddie Murphy's version.. clickypops


first thing I thought of too.
 
2008-11-04 03:26:36 PM  
Uh, what's happening CC?
They still call it the White House
But that's a temporary condition, too.
Can you dig it, CC?

To each his reach
And if I don't cop, it ain't mine to have
But I'll be reachin' for ya 'Cause I love ya, CC.
Right on.

There's a lot of chocolate cities, around
We've got Newark, we've got Gary
Somebody told me we got L.A.
And we're working on Atlanta
But you're the capital, CC

Gainin' on ya! Get down
Gainin' on ya!
Movin' in and on ya
Gainin' on ya!
Can't you feel my breath, heh
Gainin' on ya!
All up around your neck, heh heh

Hey, CC!
They say your jivin' game, it can't be changed
But on the positive side, You're my piece of the rock
And I love you, CC.
Can you dig it?

Hey, uh, we didn't get our forty acres and a mule
But we did get you, CC, heh, yeah
Gainin' on ya
Movin' in and around ya
God bless CC and its vanilla suburbs

Gainin' on ya!
Gainin' on ya!
Gainin' on ya! (heh!)
Gainin' on ya!
Gainin' on ya!
What's happening, blood?
Gainin' on ya!
Gainin' on ya!
Gainin' on ya!

Yeah!
What's happening, black?
Brother black, blood even
Yeah-ahh, just funnin'

Gettin' down

Ah, blood to blood Ah, players to ladies
The last percentage count was eighty
You don't need the bullet when you got the ballot
Are you up for the downstroke, CC?
Chocolate city
Are you with me out there?

And when they come to march on ya
Tell 'em to make sure they got their James Brown pass
And don't be surprised if Ali is in the White House
Reverend Ike, Secretary of the Treasure
Richard Pryor, Minister of Education
Stevie Wonder, Secretary of FINE arts
And Miss Aretha Franklin, the First Lady

Are you out there, CC?
A chocolate city is no dream
It's my piece of the rock and I dig you, CC
God bless Chocolate City and its (gainin' on ya!) vanilla suburbs
Can y'all get to that?
Gainin' on ya!
Gainin' on ya!
Easin' in
Gainin' on ya!
In yo' stuff
Gainin' on ya!
Huh, can't get enough
Gainin' on ya!
Gainin' on ya!
Be mo' funk, be mo' funk
Gainin' on ya!
Can we funk you too
Gainin' on ya!
Right on, chocolate city!

Yeah, get deep
Real deep
Heh
Be mo' funk
Mmmph, heh
Get deep
Bad
Unh, heh
Just got New York, I'm told
 
2008-11-04 03:27:04 PM  
There will be a Cadillac in every driveway, a fried chicken in every pot, and a vine of sweet sweet watermelon in every victory garden.
 
2008-11-04 03:30:22 PM  

mikaloyd: It doesnt much matter what color a politician is on the outside, they are all the same on the inside. A democrat in office mostly means that the Daily Kos gets to assume the role of "keeper of the faith" while Limbaugh and Fox swap over to "alert watchdog" mode.

Meet the new boss.


Yes, because it doesn't matter whether a President is liberal or conservative, they always do the same thing. History has proven you right.
 
2008-11-04 03:30:36 PM  

JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm: There will be a Cadillac in every driveway, a fried chicken in every pot, and a vine of sweet sweet watermelon in every victory garden.


Ahh yes, Racism. So if McCain wins there'll be a truck on bricks in every yard, a bottle of moonshine on every table, and a father in every daughter?
 
2008-11-04 03:31:22 PM  

Pair-o-Dice: "what 'ya waitin' on?"
"11:30. We gonna pitch a b*tch at 11:30."


"I thought I told you be home by 11! I don' wanna hear that shiat, I'ma kick yo' ass!"

"Can I jack off first?"

/Think I'll listen to some Pryor right now...
 
2008-11-04 03:33:21 PM  

Kisho: JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm: There will be a Cadillac in every driveway, a fried chicken in every pot, and a vine of sweet sweet watermelon in every victory garden.

Ahh yes, Racism. So if McCain wins there'll be a truck on bricks in every yard, a bottle of moonshine on every table, and a father in every daughter?


if you have not yet been properly introduced...
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2008-11-04 03:35:31 PM  

Kisho: Ahh yes, Racism. So if McCain wins there'll be a truck on bricks in every yard, a bottle of moonshine on every table, and a father in every daughter?


damnit you made me wake up my sig other from a nap from laughing to loud
 
2008-11-04 03:37:10 PM  

President Obama Screws yer Momma: Kisho: JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm: There will be a Cadillac in every driveway, a fried chicken in every pot, and a vine of sweet sweet watermelon in every victory garden.

Ahh yes, Racism. So if McCain wins there'll be a truck on bricks in every yard, a bottle of moonshine on every table, and a father in every daughter?

if you have not yet been properly introduced...


Proud sponsors of the Encyclopedia Dramatica, eh?
 
2008-11-04 03:38:40 PM  

Kisho: Ahh yes, Racism. So if McCain wins there'll be a truck on bricks in every yard, a bottle of moonshine on every table, and a father in every daughter?


And an onion on every belt... can't forget that.
 
2008-11-04 03:40:29 PM  
I voted for a black man for president today.
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McCain & Obama are clueless on economic issues, even Barr is a moron. Brewster had it right:
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2008-11-04 03:42:01 PM  

CatJumpJohn: mikaloyd: It doesnt much matter what color a politician is on the outside, they are all the same on the inside. A democrat in office mostly means that the Daily Kos gets to assume the role of "keeper of the faith" while Limbaugh and Fox swap over to "alert watchdog" mode.

Meet the new boss.

Yes, because it doesn't matter whether a President is liberal or conservative, they always do the same thing. History has proven you right.


One side wants to control everything we have or say and the other wants to control what we think or do. Not much in the way of a good choice there. One side is better at helping ailing infrastructure and the absolute pits at social engineering and the other is the opposite. Your mileage may vary but not by enough to make a giant difference.
 
2008-11-04 03:43:15 PM  

Kisho: President Obama Screws yer Momma: Kisho: JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm: There will be a Cadillac in every driveway, a fried chicken in every pot, and a vine of sweet sweet watermelon in every victory garden.

Ahh yes, Racism. So if McCain wins there'll be a truck on bricks in every yard, a bottle of moonshine on every table, and a father in every daughter?

if you have not yet been properly introduced...

Proud sponsors of the Encyclopedia Dramatica, eh?


lolwut
 
2008-11-04 03:44:44 PM  
Sorry I didn't get it. I've seen Pryor before and usually found him funny. This was just too long and his acting very plain. Boring.

/sharp knees... etc
 
2008-11-04 03:47:14 PM  
JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm: There will be a Cadillac in every driveway, a fried chicken in every pot, and a vine of sweet sweet watermelon in every victory garden.

Personally, I feel that if you don't like fried chicken and watermelon, there's something wrong with YOU...
 
2008-11-04 03:49:46 PM  

President Obama Screws yer Momma:
Proud sponsors of the Encyclopedia Dramatica, eh?

lolwut


Lol, look it up. Racism and sexism abounds in every single article on the site.
 
2008-11-04 03:50:21 PM  

Farkshower1972: JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm: There will be a Cadillac in every driveway, a fried chicken in every pot, and a vine of sweet sweet watermelon in every victory garden.

Personally, I feel that if you don't like fried chicken and watermelon, there's something wrong with YOU...


Yup, that is why that is the meal I will be enjoying tonight as the election results come in. And will be washing it all down with Colt 45.

/It works every time.
 
TWX
2008-11-04 03:50:29 PM  

The President is near!



/with apologies to Richard Collier
//Why not? It worked in Blazing Saddles.
///with apologies to David Chappelle
 
2008-11-04 03:52:27 PM  
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Too Soon?
 
2008-11-04 04:03:21 PM  
Saying people who don't vote for Obama are racist is like saying people who don't vote McCain are ageist.

/wanted to write in Nuna DeAbuv
 
2008-11-04 04:06:12 PM  

mikaloyd: One side wants to control everything we have or say and the other wants to control what we think or do. Not much in the way of a good choice there. One side is better at helping ailing infrastructure and the absolute pits at social engineering and the other is the opposite. Your mileage may vary but not by enough to make a giant difference.


OK, we get it, there's never been a good President. Good politicians don't exist. The world is grim and it sucks living in the wealthiest country in history. Maybe the Politics tab isn't for you.
 
2008-11-04 04:16:18 PM  

Kisho: JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm: There will be a Cadillac in every driveway, a fried chicken in every pot, and a vine of sweet sweet watermelon in every victory garden.

Ahh yes, Racism. So if McCain wins there'll be a truck on bricks in every yard, a bottle of moonshine on every table, and a father in every daughter?


I think with McCain, there'd be everything off the lawn, bottles of BudweiserTM on every table, and a father in every daughter... (got nothin' for that one)
 
2008-11-04 04:19:51 PM  

jsobota: Saying people who don't vote for Obama are racist is like saying people who don't vote McCain are ageist.

/wanted to write in Nuna DeAbuv


proud age-ist
 
2008-11-04 04:27:09 PM  
Obama's now on a roll:
Link (new window)
 
2008-11-04 04:28:01 PM  
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