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(Boston Globe)   In the only election that matters today, candy wins out over firetrucks   (boston.com) divider line 12
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2008-11-04 11:07:15 AM
MmMmM socialist candy.
 
2008-11-04 11:09:10 AM
Miss Froggy had an abortion.

/Lion 08
 
2008-11-04 11:10:49 AM
If Lego was on the ballot, it would have won in a landslide.
 
2008-11-04 11:10:50 AM
My mom says I can't have candy.
 
JFC
2008-11-04 11:21:23 AM
I understand McCain may take Florida on his promise of a bag of Scotch mints or bowl of hard candy for every household.
 
2008-11-04 11:24:55 AM
JFC: I understand McCain may take Florida on his promise of a bag of Scotch mints or bowl of hard candy for every household.

As long as the hard candy is Werther's Original, I'm sold.
 
JFC
2008-11-04 11:51:19 AM
Supes:
As long as the hard candy is Werther's Original, I'm sold.


Werther's is hardly Mavericky enough. How do you feel about air-hardened Liquorice Allsorts?
 
2008-11-04 11:52:22 AM
Typical of short sighted pro-candy idealists. It can't be all candy and fun, you need to think for the long term. When your house is on fire and your cornered in your bedroom by the flames, what's your candy going to do for you?
 
2008-11-04 11:56:23 AM
JFC: Werther's is hardly Mavericky enough. How do you feel about air-hardened Liquorice Allsorts?

Liquorice Allsorts are un-American.

/They're made in England.

//Get me some good salty Dutch or Swedish stuff.
 
2008-11-04 12:27:08 PM
I demand a re-count!
 
2008-11-04 12:27:11 PM
Mr Lion says he's for public safety and law enforcement. Why won't he tell you that he's against tough laws for the murder of zebra and antelope? Can we really afford a ruthless predator in the highest office of the Montessori school?

Froggy 08.
 
2008-11-04 01:23:25 PM
Greatest comment ever! FTFA comments:

What is wrong with this town? Gender roles in preschool puppet voting? It's a lion and lizard and the teacher is entertaining them...maybe we should use the voice of the lady on the T who announces which train is arriving next in the same monotone voice. Kids will throw themselves in front of the slide at recess but at least their votes won't be biased. If we're going to socially deconstruct four year olds voting then lets get to it: OK, so the lizard is obviously a symbol of islamic fundamentalism, and the lion is global warming. The "teacher" if any god fearing evolutionist has the temerity to call her/him/it self that is most likely a member of the union and this entire effort is most likely just the working class oligarchy trying to impose a narrative of Milton Keynes style Swiss Marxism in complicit collaboration with "firefighters" and "police officers" (read hippies and polygamists) all at the expense of big candy. I heard the candy they offered to those who voted before nap time was actaully four years old and had lost all its taste. The Reeses Peanut Butter Cups were all melted and the Skittles had all turned into the same color (orange). All this is beside the point as the whole exercise is just another example of false choices perpetually purported on the pliable minds of uneducated voters. Everyone knows that a sufficient candy supply is the number one deterent of violent crime and that gingerbread houses don't burn, they just turn a delicious golden brown.

That guys wins the internet. Now which one of you Farkers was it?
 
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