FTA: I could literally see his anus, his testes and his penis as he was drying off

Oh the Humanity!

America: Scared of the Penis.

3) A woman can't expose her genitals just by being naked, you need a Hustler spread for that

I learned that at the last Fark party I was at.

Sybarite: LaChanz: gridlocksammy: They paid $250 for this?

I mean, come on man, no farking french fries? That's just wrong

Have it with the Hustler spread. It's delicious.


That's the one with the big, thick slices of roast beef served on an open faced bun, right?

Yes. It's called the "Paris Hilton". It's pretty tasty, but it will give you exploding diarrhea.

submitter: A woman can't expose her genitals just by being naked

Some men, too.

Dread Pirate Slasher: Some men, too.

The Onanist: Dread Pirate Slasher: Some men, too.

It shrinks?!

FTFA:
"The warden said he picked up his binoculars and focused on the men's heads to identify their facial features and called Greenville Police Department."

Suuuuure that's what he was focusing on.

/HULA GIRLS!

What a bunch of power-mad douchebags the DA's office and the cops are being.
Seriously, if this is what you get up every morning to do, your life is FAIL.

Goaste?

Good thing they picked the summer day to take the dip. That was probably the only day they could take a dip and still be charged.
/weather always cold in Maine
//major shrinkage

The gynocracy strikes again.

AKA it's only bad when men do it.

When wimminz do it it's "empowerment!"

Hooray 4 equality!!!!

Hustler spread?



http://spamusement.com/gfx/311.gif

It's hotlinked, try the URL if they start blocking image traffic.

In other news: It's perfectly legal for a female to be topless in Maine.

"Carniglia said he noticed the woman's breasts and her pubic area. He also testified he saw the men's genitalia. After they had jumped into the water, the three returned to the dock, where they stopped to dry themselves with a towel. He recalled one of the men bending over and drying his feet and ankles while exposing himself. "I could literally see his anus, his testes and his penis as he was drying off," he testified.

No one likes a tattletale. I'd give this guy a pressed fruit salad if I was anywhere near Maine.

Beatle_Matt: Sybarite: LaChanz: gridlocksammy: They paid $250 for this?

I mean, come on man, no farking french fries? That's just wrong

Have it with the Hustler spread. It's delicious.


That's the one with the big, thick slices of roast beef served on an open faced bun, right?

Yes. It's called the "Paris Hilton". It's pretty tasty, but it will give you exploding diarrhea.

But, why does it have some many farking cheese?.

I knew those guys were crazy..but now I can clearly see their nuts.

Radio36: I knew those guys were crazy..but now I can clearly see their nuts.

WIN

Adman12: Like a button in a fur coat.

Well played. Well played indeed.

From the pic it looks like there might a ponytail/skinny-dipping correlation.

/ponytail = dressin' up for court

I would love to see the men get this overturned by taking it up the court system.
The law in question is clearly sexist and unequal and thus invalid.

What a bunch of sex offenders.

First, the ruling is complete BS, obviously. The prosecutor should be drummed out of service for not bothering to show up and make sure the state's case was properly laid out, and the judge should be cockpunched for being a biased ass.

Second...

TFA: The warden said he picked up his binoculars and focused on the men's heads to identify their facial features and called Greenville Police Department.

... I would submit that, if one needed binoculars to identify facial features, then it's almost certain that one needed binoculars to identify genitalia. If we're going to start prosecuting people for being naked in locations that cannot be viewed without special equipment, we all need to turn ourselves in.

Oh_Enough_Already: The gynocracy strikes again.

AKA it's only bad when men do it.

When wimminz do it it's "empowerment!"

Hooray 4 equality!!!!


No, I think the ruling is correctly summarized by: "Hooray for boobies!!!!"

Pussy pass platinum.

FTFACarniglia said he noticed the woman's breasts and her pubic area. He also testified he saw the men's genitalia......He recalled one of the men bending over and drying his feet and ankles while exposing himself. "I could literally see his anus, his testes and his penis as he was drying off," he testified

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFLMAO

Sybarite: I'm pretty sure that keeping clothes on people like this is exactly what indecency laws were created for.

Considering this is Fark, they could have been much worse

I've heard this case come up before. Woman streaking at a game got off scott free because the law said "genitals" and that's not going to show in any standing position.

Bondidude: FTFA:
"The warden said he picked up his binoculars and focused on the men's heads to identify their facial features and called Greenville Police Department."

Suuuuure that's what he was focusing on.

/HULA GIRLS!

They were both bald with one eye.

I loved that line in Body Heat. The assilant was bald and red. Apparently she'd never seen one "angry" before.

"I could literally see his anus, his testes and his penis as he was drying off," he testified.

"all of which were unremarkable" he continued....

It's good to see that indecent exposures are also prosecuted like child molestations. Women, is there anything they can't get away with?

How about a woman with clitoromegaly? Like a female body builder or something?

*shudders*

gridlocksammy : I mean, come on man, no farking french fries? That's just wrong

Au justice is served.

Um...so...the "are they hot" measure of guilt applied to pedo teachers on Fark is now being applied to common law?

"Mr. Carniglia, are you gay?"