The banner at the top fits so well. Maybe you can meet this guy at matchmaker.

He went balls out.

Shyster you just about gave me a stroke from laughing so hard.

She should have grabbed it and yanked like she was rip-starting a lawnmower.

See there, you can get in trouble for just hangin' out...

This gives new meaning to having your drink "on the rocks"

At least he wasn't behind the bar...
"For the love of God, not shaken or srirred!!!"

This doesnt suprise me at all.... This should have been maybe an Obvious Tag... Aspen Blows..... too many rich yuppies.... go to a real ski town, like Crested Butte maybe.... they wont even fire you for coming into worked stoned there... its almost expected...

There is NOTHING wrong with air'n out. that's all he was doin. It's not like it was 'pee wee' herman, no pun intended.

You won't find me anywhere near a town called Crusty Butt.

/nothin'

cold weather, exposed body part.

riiiiiight, he didn't know

he was also cought with ear muffs on his sack. the "ball muffs" were not the only problem, he was also caught gang banging a snow man with an impromptu troup of midget sky divers from wisconsin

By sheer chance, does this guy work as a carnival clown during the summer months? Hmmmmmm, thinking of a similar post from last year...

Mierk:
...not with your junk flappin' in the breeze, anyway!

srirred=stirred.

Sonny Bono...moguls...ski poles...

It's all too easy.

Good thing the chair lift didn't get bounced around... he coulda gotten Mr Happy stuck to one of the metal bars.

She knows she liked it..

"It's unimaginable that anyone could ski down, get on the lift, ride halfway to three-quarters the way up and not notice a chill down below," Willis told the Daily News.

Unimaginable??? Maybe if you have a really poor imagination. Anyway, maybe he's just a numb-nuts?

Why is everyone so afraid of penis... love it and embrace it (repeatedly if necessary).

"Hey this is a family place, put the mouse back in the house, buddy"

/Friends

Did I just quote friends?

from futurama:
Fry reads delivery note: "delivery for an I.C Weiner..."

I watched one of those "Caught On Tape" shows and it showed a bartender stirring a martini with his penis, and then giving the drink to a female.
The boss set up a hidden camera cause bottles of booze were turning up missing, and she saw him "stirring the drink".

Sick stuff.

I watched one of those "Caught On Tape" shows and it showed a bartender stirring a martini with his penis, and then giving the drink to a female.
The boss set up a hidden camera cause bottles of booze were turning up missing, and she saw him "stirring the drink".
***

We used to have a bar here in town where all the bartenders did that... and people went there BECAUSE of that.

He was busy knitting a scrotum cosy

I get more chicks that way...

Of course, I usually do it on the merry-go-round.
A chair-lift really limits your chances.

Maveno, I'm always skeptical of those FOX reality "caught on tape" shows. There were allegations a while back that some of them were staged. I didn't think much of it until I watched this one that had a girl peeing in her bosses chair. As I was watching it occured to me that she managed to de-pants herself very deliberately without revealing herself to the camera.

Maveno..What up.
Martini=eh
Frozen margarita=wholesale entertainment.
Pina colada=make your own joke

Atty1976 That's really wierd. Why would people want to go there FOR that?

that's sad... We have trees under two of our chairs which,
when it warms up during the day, absolutely FILLS with women's underwear. if you ski in socal you know which trees i'm talking about. thongs, bras, panties, you name it, it's
up there. So where's the screaming morals police when THAT's happening? then again guys aren't gonna biatch about a good lookin' boarder losing some clothing...they clean the tree out about once a month with a fishing pole from the chair.
Sounds like she maybe shoulda had some more pluck and said
"hey- you advertising or something?"-or at least challenge him to touch the cold metal of the chair with it...that woulda been twenty times funnier. at least confront him
on it before destroying his career and blackballing him.

If he did it, he earned what he got. personally i'd find it
hard to ignore a drafty situation with "the boys"...besides,
if you must expose yourself to her, it's so much easier in her hotel room after you've sufficiently impressed her with your wit and you've been invited upstairs. methinks there's a snotty aspen attitude issue somewhere in there.

Well,

We're also talking about a bar that used to strip the guys naked, dip their asses in paint, and then lift them up so they could leave butt marks across the ceiling. Sleazy gay men will go for just about anything I guess.

ProvenItchFighter Would you know if your penis was exposed on a ski lift? lol :)

Can't make a Long Island Iced Tea without a teabag..

Maveno...I don't ski, but that is the beginning of one hell of joke looking for a punchline...

Q: How would you know if your penis is exposed on a ski lift?
A:....

The punchline gauntlet has been thrown down for any takers.

A: You get paper cuts from your lift ticket.
Ehhh still working on it

ProvenItchFighter
Q: How would you know if your penis is exposed on a ski lift?
A:....

From the tracks, it looks like you're using three skis.

ProvenItchFighter :

Q: How would you know if your penis is exposed on a ski lift?

A: You all check your ski poles, but there's *still* one left over.

Q: How would you know if your penis is exposed on a ski lift?
A:....

A rescue dog tries to blow you.

A: Look at the schmuck on that camel!!!
No...that's not it.

When you land your ski jump the measurement is 2 inches further than you thought.

A: The topside lift operator keeps shouting "tips up!" even after you've lifted your skis.

You have the suden urge for a Hot Toddy. And I don't mean rum.

A: The slalom was much excruciatingly painful.
bleh

Q: How would you know if your penis is exposed on a ski lift?
A: The emergency brake doesn't work

a chairlift doesn't limit your chances if you ride up with
someone different every time you go up- it's up to you to
make sure she's good lookin', and it's up to you to start
talking- don't just sit there, say somethin'. truuust me
on this one. you can always get a name, job, hometown, and
usually marital status (or hints about boyfs or husbands and
kids) within the first five minutes of the ride. the phone
number usually takes a run or two and another ride or two
up the chair. the couch potatoes and sofa spuds and the
sta-puft marshmallow women are absent by default. or restricted to the bottom because they can't huff'n'puff
up to the lift. have fun, be yourself, don't be a richard,
speak your mind freely, and don't whup it out until invited
to do so. Class dismissed, go practice what I've taught you.

A: The woman next to you notices and reports you.


lol

Q: How would you know if your penis is exposed on a ski lift?
A: 42

Nope, doesn't fit.