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		Dow plummets 5 points. EVERYBODY DO NOTHING (money.cnn.com)		119
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halcyon thought		2008-11-03 04:36:47 PM

The Glass Dragon		2008-11-03 04:36:49 PM

But it's still over 9000, right?

unyon		2008-11-03 04:36:57 PM

Obama's grandma just died. That should drive the Dow lower. Or drive up the price of gas.

Either way, really.

munbabe		2008-11-03 04:38:20 PM

Gotcha...nothing will be done.

xebeche_tzu		2008-11-03 04:38:20 PM

This is underwhelming.

TiggaBob		2008-11-03 04:38:39 PM

The Glass Dragon: But it's still over 9000, right?

Yep, I just checked.

IT'S OVER 9000!

Kwesi		2008-11-03 04:38:44 PM

I thought it was funny. Do the kids still say, +1?

shizbgby_v2		2008-11-03 04:39:01 PM

.....But I'm doing something right now! D:

uvmfarker		2008-11-03 04:39:02 PM

Wait 'til Wednesday, my friends... The Dow is waiting for the One.

Ninja Wicked		2008-11-03 04:39:04 PM

"In other news nothing of consequence happened today"

ichiban		2008-11-03 04:39:43 PM

unyon: Obama's grandma just died.

For reals? :(

The_Sponge		2008-11-03 04:40:01 PM

+ 1

/I chuckled.

docbenspock		2008-11-03 04:40:22 PM

unyon: Obama's grandma just died. That should drive the Dow lower. Or drive up the price of gas.

Either way, really.

oh man that sucks! imagine dying one day away from seeing your grandson becoming president (hopefully)

Ignominiousbob		2008-11-03 04:40:29 PM

I'll take Calm The Fark Down for 5 dollars, Alex.

The Third Man		2008-11-03 04:40:33 PM

ichiban: unyon: Obama's grandma just died.

For reals? :(

Yep :(

halfof33		2008-11-03 04:40:36 PM

Are you guys just testing the Newsflash button for the storm that will be tomorrow?

randomizetimer		2008-11-03 04:40:39 PM

Two hobos f*cking

Gdalescrboz		2008-11-03 04:40:44 PM

Tis fine, it will be over 15 thousand on Wednesday after the Wizard works his magic fo sho.

BDR459		2008-11-03 04:40:47 PM

Is it time to break out the guns and ammo yet? I don't want to be too early.

Wight Power		2008-11-03 04:40:50 PM

ಠ_ಠ

ShadowPenguin		2008-11-03 04:41:10 PM

ichiban: For reals? :(

Yup, top headline on CNN.com

One more farking day, that's horrible.

ultraholland		2008-11-03 04:41:12 PM

unyon: Obama's grandma just died.

This is bad news...for Obama!!

Sin_City_Superhero		2008-11-03 04:41:35 PM

In the event of an invasion, we're gonna need some serious home security. I already got mine...
orri.blog.is

Treygreen13		2008-11-03 04:41:39 PM

Every time the market ends up "unchanged", everyone here at the office goes out for a beer.

/it doesn't happen much

Jesterling		2008-11-03 04:41:51 PM

ichiban: unyon: Obama's grandma just died.

For reals? :(

Man, that's horrible news - the cancer couldn't wait two more damn days.

Barakku		2008-11-03 04:41:56 PM

I'd +1 for the newsflash except that this still gets sent to my inbox.

/No biggie anyway

Foaming		2008-11-03 04:41:57 PM

hehe

kraninov		2008-11-03 04:41:57 PM

what 9000?!

oh, ok. cool.

PowerSlacker		2008-11-03 04:42:17 PM

unyon: Obama's grandma just died. That should drive the Dow lower. Or drive up the price of gas.

Either way, really.

Pray for Omarion.

ultraholland		2008-11-03 04:42:18 PM

ShadowPenguin: ichiban: For reals? :(

Yup, top headline on CNN.com

One more farking day, that's horrible.

He had her terminated to gain the undecided sympathy vote. Conspiracy!

Wabash		2008-11-03 04:42:33 PM

Meh.

scandalrag		2008-11-03 04:42:34 PM

OH no, my 401(k) dropped $.06. With that loss compounded until retirement, I'll have to have a Grande mochaccino on June 4th, 2048 instead of a Venti, then go back to the Venti on June 5th.

randomizetimer		2008-11-03 04:43:03 PM

docbenspock: unyon: Obama's grandma just died. That should drive the Dow lower. Or drive up the price of gas.

Either way, really.

oh man that sucks! imagine dying one day away from seeing your grandson becoming president (hopefully)

He is going for the sympathy vote. Pathetic

charkocu		2008-11-03 04:43:18 PM

unyon

Obama's grandma just died.

Who cares?

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat		2008-11-03 04:43:29 PM

OK!

/Wait! Was that something?
//Ack!

AlwaysRightBoy		2008-11-03 04:43:36 PM

I can't get my office window open....aaarrrrh.

drongozone		2008-11-03 04:43:41 PM

Crap. I thought getting out of October (the traditional Stock Crash Season), would mean happy days are here again.

kurfu		2008-11-03 04:43:46 PM

unyon: Obama's grandma just died.

He's just going for the sympathy vote.

R.A.Danny		2008-11-03 04:44:02 PM

An enthusiastic "Meh" was heard across the beleaguered land.

llortcM_yllort		2008-11-03 04:44:05 PM

It is because the market is waiting for election results. If Palin wins, the stock market will soar but if Hussein wins, it will crash as we begen the move to a socialist hellhole and become a godless third-world country like Holland. Mark my words: Wednesday, there will be a 3000 point crash if the Muslim terrorist wins.

tuxq		2008-11-03 04:44:46 PM

OH NOES!

/does not sell his stock
//waits patiently on FDIC insured investments.

munbabe		2008-11-03 04:44:47 PM

CNN is indeed reporting that she has died. She was 85.

Mr. Anon		2008-11-03 04:44:55 PM

charkocu: unyon

Obama's grandma just died.

Who cares?

The next POTUS

ichiban		2008-11-03 04:45:31 PM

The Third Man: ichiban: unyon: Obama's grandma just died.

For reals? :(

Yep :(

Jeez. That's so sad. That woman's seen a lot in her time.

Studson		2008-11-03 04:45:34 PM

unyon: Obama's grandma just died. That should drive the Dow lower. Or drive up the price of gas.

Either way, really.

Who?

Treygreen13		2008-11-03 04:45:40 PM

llortcM_yllort: It is because the market is waiting for election results. If Palin wins, the stock market will soar but if Hussein wins, it will crash as we begen the move to a socialist hellhole and become a godless third-world country like Holland. Mark my words: Wednesday, there will be a 3000 point crash if the Muslim terrorist wins.

Come on, you need a better login than that if you want someone to bite on that.

wyohome		2008-11-03 04:45:49 PM

randomizetimer: He is going for the sympathy vote. Pathetic

kurfu: He's just going for the sympathy vote.

If he hadn't thrown her under the bus, she might be alive today.

Sin_City_Superhero		2008-11-03 04:46:28 PM

munbabe: CNN is indeed reporting that she has died. She was 85.

How'd she die? Jumping her Harley across the Snake River?

MorteDiem		2008-11-03 04:47:20 PM

ultraholland

ShadowPenguin: ichiban: For reals? :(

Yup, top headline on CNN.com

One more farking day, that's horrible.

He had her terminated to gain the undecided sympathy vote. ~~Conspiracy~~Genius!

/FTFM

Treygreen13		2008-11-03 04:47:39 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: munbabe: CNN is indeed reporting that she has died. She was 85.

How'd she die? Jumping her Harley across the Snake River?

Her parachute didn't open.

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