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(Wikipedia)   In honor of All Souls' Day... who would you want to give your eulogy and what do you think they'd say about you? (with voting)   (en.wikipedia.org ) divider line
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2008-11-02 12:21:38 AM  
At least he wasn't wearing that thing.
 
2008-11-02 12:22:21 AM  
"He meant well, he just didn't try hard enough."

I don't care who gives it.
 
2008-11-02 12:22:27 AM  
My grandmother BTW. The living one.
 
2008-11-02 12:22:40 AM  
George Bush - "He taught me everything I know about diplomacy, conservation, sobriety, and fiscal management."
 
2008-11-02 12:23:34 AM  
John Lydon

"he didn't listen to a word that I said."
 
2008-11-02 12:23:55 AM  
I heard he has... like... seven dicks.
 
2008-11-02 12:24:36 AM  
Admin Jeff - "specialk111 is dead now, you'll get over it."
 
2008-11-02 12:24:52 AM  
"Come on now, we'll never know for sure what the noose, peanut butter, and dog were for, besides it was HIS dog."

All souls day is my birthday. Yay!
 
2008-11-02 12:24:54 AM  
I'd want Barack Obama to give it so he could raise me from the dead.
 
2008-11-02 12:26:18 AM  
My dog.

"I wanted steak."
 
2008-11-02 12:26:37 AM  
Pepperoni and sausage.

Oh, wait.
 
2008-11-02 12:27:01 AM  
"We are here to bury the mortal vessel of Lester Moore. No Less, No More."
 
2008-11-02 12:27:15 AM  
"Suck it, each and every one of you. Now go get pissed."
 
2008-11-02 12:27:41 AM  
My Eulogy would be given by my dog... He would probably have something awesome to say, but alas, he's a dog...and has no one to give him steak...
 
2008-11-02 12:28:07 AM  
 
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2008-11-02 12:28:27 AM  
I would hope that a son or daughter would be able.

By the time that I die, I hope that I have, with my own talents, accomplished as much as my father, grandfathers, greatgrandfathers (abbrv.). No one in my family has done anything but put all of their effort into their passions.

With elaboration, I would like for my eugoogliest [sic] to be able to make the same statement.

Or, if that can't happen, Jack Nicholson or Billy Graham.
 
2008-11-02 12:28:56 AM  

dubbswallaby: My Eulogy would be given by my dog... He would probably have something awesome to say, but alas, he's a dog...


"Hit by a bus. That's ruff."
 
2008-11-02 12:29:05 AM  
I'd want the old Monty Python crew to give it:

Please say I gave in at the castle with the grail shaped beacon.. Naughty Zuet!
 
2008-11-02 12:29:07 AM  
Sir Charles was average. Very, very average.
(1977-2009)
 
2008-11-02 12:29:18 AM  
Bruce Campbell,

he would look at all his book signings I went to and say "HAIL TO THE KING BAB-... hmm no wait.. actually... this kid had no life. No life at all. Damn."
 
2008-11-02 12:29:23 AM  
I wouldn't want anyone to give me a eulogy nor write an epitaph. As I was born unnoticed, let me die unremembered. As I lived without a ruckus, let me depart in silence. Whatever traces I may have left, let them be swept away as footprints by the tide.
 
2008-11-02 12:29:33 AM  

RandomExcess: "We are here to bury the mortal vessel of Lester Moore. No Less, No More."

 
2008-11-02 12:29:36 AM  
"From Hell's heart, I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee."
 
2008-11-02 12:29:43 AM  
My sister would probably kill herself to just get attention
 
2008-11-02 12:29:46 AM  
"He was born, he tried a lot, mostly failed, and died."

I was thinking John Cleese when he was younger.
 
2008-11-02 12:30:08 AM  
"Jed's dead, baby. Jed's dead." - Bruce Willis
 
2008-11-02 12:30:15 AM  
William Shatner.

Some... thing... over...ly dra...matic and ver...ry flatteringformyfriendsandfamilyto ... re...flect... upon.
 
2008-11-02 12:30:16 AM  
"He had a lot to say. He had a lot of *nothing* to say."
-Rev. Maynard
 
2008-11-02 12:30:29 AM  
Shatner. I dont really care what he says.
 
2008-11-02 12:30:49 AM  
"We never knew he was capable of having sex for more than 3 hours, and make women achieve orgasms that lasted 4 hours, at least not until his last two semesters in college, and his years as a succesful architect..."

And, as an incentive, here's a sugar skulls for Dia de Muertos:

i5.photobucket.com
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2008-11-02 12:31:31 AM  
Bill Pullman.

And he'll recite his speech from the end of Independence Day.

"AND TODAY, WE CELEBRATE OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY"

The crowd will go wild.
 
2008-11-02 12:31:32 AM  
I'd want Churchill. Good public speaker + world class drinker equals a pretty good eulogy in my book.

"We came to praise mdbuff12, and his girlfriends awesome rack."

/gf does have an awesome rack
// no pics, not yours
 
2008-11-02 12:31:42 AM  
I don't really care who, as long as it goes something like this:

"I asked MasterThief one day when we were drinking how he would like to die. He said, and I quote, 'in my sleep, at the age of 120, after a long night of vigorous sex with my beautiful wife, and with a huge grin on my face.'"

"And I'll be a sonofabiatch, that's how it actually happened."
 
2008-11-02 12:31:50 AM  
"How come all you butt nuggets could make it to my funeral but you couldn't help me move last week?"

/don't care who reads it
//but they need to sound pissed
 
2008-11-02 12:32:06 AM  
My best friend

"Man, he was CRAZY, alright, throw him on the bon fire and lets get this party started!
 
2008-11-02 12:32:07 AM  
Cogito ergo nom
 
2008-11-02 12:32:21 AM  
Miss Teen South Carolina. Just winging it.


/"Her life was, uhm, such as the loved ones..."
 
2008-11-02 12:32:35 AM  
What ever is on his mind, which wouldnt be much.
blogs.seattleweekly.com
 
2008-11-02 12:33:06 AM  
Bill Brasky was a 10 foot monster who slept with all our wives! And punched us all in the face! And we loved him for it!
 
2008-11-02 12:33:30 AM  
"I can't believe he ate the whole thing!"
 
2008-11-02 12:33:40 AM  
...and because of his effort, we all have learned that you can snap your neck if you try to suck your own dick.


That's not gay though, right?
 
2008-11-02 12:34:06 AM  
I'd want Eddie Izzard to deliver my eulogy.

The wake will include a free taco bar on the beach, while I'm given a viking-style sendoff where my body is set adrift in a small boat and set aflame at sunset.
 
2008-11-02 12:34:13 AM  
Crazy Hobo found on a park bench- "I dunno why I'm here, but I sure love you Irish people and your free booze."
 
2008-11-02 12:34:38 AM  
lineout.thestranger.com

He taught me all I knew about preparing Tofu.
 
2008-11-02 12:34:40 AM  
Now with voting enabled goodness

I'd want Churchill. Good public speaker + world class drinker equals a pretty good eulogy in my book.

"We came to praise mdbuff12, and his girlfriends awesome rack."

/gf does have an awesome rack
// no pics, not yours
 
2008-11-02 12:35:01 AM  
"In his defence, there was no way he could tell it was loaded without looking into the barrel."
 
2008-11-02 12:35:02 AM  
Chris Hansen: "He touched all of our lives. Unfortunately, he also touched several of our children."
 
2008-11-02 12:35:04 AM  
Gibbon has gone to hell.
Is looking up at your panties.
Want.
 
2008-11-02 12:35:04 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: William Shatner.

Some... thing... over...ly dra...matic and ver...ry flatteringformyfriendsandfamilyto ... re...flect... upon.


So....closetobeing....a great....simupost...alas
 
2008-11-02 12:35:34 AM  

EL_FABREZ: ...and because of his effort, we all have learned that you can snap your neck if you try to suck your own dick.


That's not gay though, right?


That's between gay and masturbation.

Now, having sex with your own clone, what would that be?.
 
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