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44587 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Jan 2003 at 5:14 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-01-07 05:17:37 PM  
I love you traci
2003-01-07 05:18:18 PM  
Lordsie Lordsie.
2003-01-07 05:18:43 PM  
Of course it's safe, Matt doesn't want to go to prison for kiddie pr0n.

2003-01-07 05:18:58 PM  
2003-01-07 05:19:15 PM  
Nobody oozes sex like Traci Lords.

I even have her Techno album 1000 Fires

2003-01-07 05:19:28 PM  
Some asshole ex-roommate of mine stole my videotape that had both "Traci, I Love You" and "Night Trips" on it.

If I ever see him again, he's a dead man.
2003-01-07 05:19:55 PM  
I worked on a MOW with her, Shatner, McDowell and some other actors. She looked great in person, but knowing her history was a bit off-putting.

Oh, yeah, and flame me for name-dropping.
2003-01-07 05:20:18 PM  
"Hi, I'm Traci Lords. You might remember me from such classics as Whore of the Worlds and Open Up Traci
If you do know me from those movies, you are a pederast, and the police are coming to beat your head in!"
2003-01-07 05:21:35 PM  
Eh. She isn't the hottest I've ever seen, she can't act worth crap (and has attempted to) and a very good local band called Lord Tracy got sued out of existance by the stupid bint.

Hell with her, I say.
2003-01-07 05:22:03 PM  
Dont forget.. she also played in a Stephen King Movie... Cant think of the title at the moment....
Talk about multi Talented.. she played a postal worker too i think...
2003-01-07 05:22:14 PM  

I'd most definately hit it..

Hell, she could hit me.
2003-01-07 05:22:35 PM  
I own Traci, I love you. Not exactly the best porn ever. That would be Seymore Butts: Slippin in through the Out Door... close second... Seymore and Shane Mount Tiffany.
2003-01-07 05:22:38 PM  
"Traci, I Love You" was the last, and the sole legal film she made.
2003-01-07 05:22:42 PM  
I was very very excited for the chance to meet Traci at the San Diego Comic Convention 2 years ago. Like many of you, I think she oozes sexuality like nobody else. Those cat eyes especially. Plus those funky/sexy pointy torpedo tits of hers were like nothing I've ever seen. Anyway, I finally see her at this autograph table, and maybe she was in a "mood" but she appeared to be ice cold to every single person there. Barely looking up before taking their cash and scribbling her name on photos. I was hoping to chat a bit with her and make at least 20 seconds of small talk, but I can see from the frustrated faces of those shelling out the cash that it wasn't worth my time.

So I gave my money to Lou Ferrigno instead. How faggy is that?
2003-01-07 05:22:43 PM  
OK, Dr.Fey what's a "MOW"?
2003-01-07 05:23:02 PM  
I'd hit it. Wait. No I wouldn't.
2003-01-07 05:23:13 PM  

I met her two years ago at a comic convention in Boston. I was so nervous I was sure she saw me looking at her like I was gonna jerk off right there in front of her. Got her autograph for 75 bucks. She still looked HOT !

Really obscure and useless trivia:
She is 34 years old and a Taurus. I know this because me and Traci have the same birthdays: May 13th, 1968. Sadly, I did not use this as a pickup line at the comic convention.

2003-01-07 05:23:35 PM  
Movie of the Week, I'd imagine....
2003-01-07 05:24:26 PM  
While Jeremy is correct about Traci having all the right papers and stuff, nothing would have ever happened had Stacey "bone-thin and jealous" Donovan not opened her big yap. She caused the whole scandal when she pitched a fit about star billing on a video they did together. There were at least 3 other girls working at the time who were also underage, and when the info came out NONE of their tapes were pulled.

Or so I hear. Ahem.
2003-01-07 05:24:30 PM  
i'd hit it.
2003-01-07 05:24:37 PM  
w00t! shes still hot.
2003-01-07 05:25:26 PM  

Sorry. "Movie of the Week." It's a low budget made-for-TV movie. This one was called "Murder Island" or some such. Not very good. Did get to see Shatner throw a football around; he's still got an arm from his quarterbacking days.
2003-01-07 05:25:39 PM  
She was on TV a week or so ago introduced as "Traci ELIZABETH Lords". Wonder if anyone still calls her "Norma".
2003-01-07 05:26:05 PM  
Rberry: I heard a rumor that she was really was of age, but started this underage thing to get press.. because she knew she wanted to go mainstream. Or so says Ed Powers.
2003-01-07 05:26:29 PM  
Is MOW "Movie of the Week"?
2003-01-07 05:27:21 PM  
By the way, I found a ton of nudes of her that I would have thrown up on retroSPICE, but alas, some of them had to be pre 18 years old. I didn't want to take the chance. If you search for videos under kazaa, there's quite a bit to choose from. I think in some countries, 16 year old nudity is OK in films (Italy?). That's why you have to watch out for some of Nasstsja Kinski's older stuff, too.
2003-01-07 05:28:22 PM  
Take that, women's movement!
2003-01-07 05:28:23 PM  
Floyd---That would be the Tommyknockers, I believe. And it was horrible.
2003-01-07 05:28:34 PM  
jail. bait.

i'd hit it.
2003-01-07 05:28:54 PM  
For all the Farkers that are slamming her:

That woman had swallowed miles of cock before she was 18. How many of your moms or daughters can make that claim, huh?

Jealous bastards.

2003-01-07 05:28:58 PM  
I thought Traci spilled the beans on purpose. The last film she made I believe she had production control of it and made a percentage of the sales. So when that was the only "legal" Lords movie, it sold like hot cakes and made her a pile of cash.
2003-01-07 05:29:25 PM  
Paisley, Man Ed Powers is a creepy guy! Ha. Actually the real cool "conspiracy theory" is that she engineered the underage announcement herself to coincide with the release of "I Love You Traci", which she COMPLETLEY owned. Once all the news hit abour her being under 18, and that was the only legal one you could get, she made mucho bank.
2003-01-07 05:29:44 PM  
I see a T-shirt from the 1984 olympics, how old was she in 1984?
2003-01-07 05:29:44 PM  
Ah, found it on IMDB. It was "Dead Man's Island" (1996) (TV).

"Date: 8 August 2001 Summary: Drivel.

I hated this movie. The title and plot description may make it sound interesting, but believe me - it isn't..."
2003-01-07 05:29:52 PM  
Yeah... thats the one... that postal outfit though.... and those knockers......
2003-01-07 05:31:10 PM  
I definatly prefere Amber and Gynger Lynn, both from the same era as Traci's vids.
2003-01-07 05:31:25 PM  
If I recall, she even did a Penthouse spread while she was underage, as well.
2003-01-07 05:31:42 PM  
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2003-01-07 05:31:55 PM  
more rumor:
i heard that they think she's the one who blew the whistle so that her last movie (that she produced) would be the only one on the shelves and to ride the publicity/screw her old bosses.
2003-01-07 05:33:36 PM  
Rberry: Ed might be creepy but he was the first one to have Shane. Dirty Debs # 47.
2003-01-07 05:34:07 PM  
Danho - you obviously don't know my mom!! She's Canadian, so it's kilometers of cock, but still lots.
2003-01-07 05:34:27 PM  
Manderx..."she's the one who blew the whistle"

giggle giggle snicker
2003-01-07 05:34:34 PM  
Didn't she play the White Goth in Blade???

or am i thinking of a different person who is smoking hot?
2003-01-07 05:34:43 PM  
Wait a minute.

Do ya'll expect me to believe NONE knew she was like 12 YEARS OLD?
2003-01-07 05:35:08 PM  
She makes the comic convention rounds. is that comic book, or comedians? And further, why can't my conventions have porn stars?

But I'll be damned if I'm paying a porn star $75 and not getting to hit it. Hard.
2003-01-07 05:35:36 PM  
In Blade she played the girl at the beginning who led the guy into the BLOOD RAVE.

She was also in a shiatty Sci-Fi series called First Wave.

In both of the above she had red hair.
2003-01-07 05:35:36 PM  
Ironcross: She didnt look underage to me.
2003-01-07 05:36:35 PM  

Your response to Danho was priceless.
2003-01-07 05:36:40 PM  
oozes sexuality?

Thats not sexuality oozing out...
2003-01-07 05:37:31 PM  
Hey Kpar90

If you want to hit a pornstar, take a trip to Las Vegas. From what I hear Teri Weigel and a handfull of other washed up pornstars make rounds at the bunny ranches.

I dunno for sure, I have never been west.
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