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(AP)   New Jersey cops find severed head. Doo dah, doo dah   ( ) divider line
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11662 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Jan 2003 at 3:59 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-01-07 10:21:20 AM  
The return of an old headline cliche. Classic.

Drink Dr. Pepper.
2003-01-07 12:11:17 PM  
Headline would be better if the syllables were actually the right amount. If they dropped the "New" it would work.
2003-01-07 12:21:57 PM  
Good shot tho...
2003-01-07 12:58:42 PM  

The Camptown ladies sing this song, doo-dah, doo-dah
8 syllables

New Jersey cops find severed head, doo-dah, doo-dah
8 syllables.

Looks right to me....
2003-01-07 12:59:52 PM  
BTW the syllable discussion is about as cliched as the use of the "doo-dahs" in the headlines. But I had to stick up for whoever posted this.
2003-01-07 01:31:14 PM  
Poor, poor Ralphie.
2003-01-07 02:52:24 PM  
HumbleGod: Sorry, I didn't count the "The".

Oh well, I guess I just enjoy arguing over "doo-dah" more than politics, religion or Strongbad.
2003-01-07 04:01:08 PM  
This source ruins our streak of boxy (mostly blue) sources today.
2003-01-07 04:01:27 PM  
Heh HEAD heh heh heh....
2003-01-07 04:01:55 PM  
It was the head of Alec Jon Such.

C'mon, I dares ya...!
2003-01-07 04:02:08 PM  
I wish doo dah were doo dead.

/here all month
2003-01-07 04:02:34 PM  
Uncle Junior?
2003-01-07 04:02:36 PM  
Eh? 'Doo dah' isn't filtered yet?

Thank goodness.
2003-01-07 04:03:22 PM  
Doo dah headlines old and tired, doo-dah, doo-dah,
Too bad writer can't be fired, ohh doo-dah-day.
2003-01-07 04:03:24 PM  
Does anyone here know the limit definition of the derivative for the transfer function y=f(x)?
2003-01-07 04:03:25 PM  
"HumbleGod: Sorry, I didn't count the "The".
Oh well, I guess I just enjoy arguing over "doo-dah" more than politics, religion or Strongbad."

Don't worry about it. It's nothing to lose your head over.

2003-01-07 04:03:32 PM  
Cat fight.... rowr!
2003-01-07 04:03:37 PM  
Can someone please tell me why hilarity didn't ensue?
2003-01-07 04:03:58 PM  
OMG This happened in a town called PLEASANTVILLE an the submitter didn't even use the "ironic" tag!
2003-01-07 04:04:02 PM  
Damned good Doo Dah.

2003-01-07 04:04:05 PM  
hey, its ART!
2003-01-07 04:04:09 PM  

Funniest. Headline. Ever.

/sing along if you want to
2003-01-07 04:04:23 PM  
2003-01-07 04:04:53 PM  
I thought Tony buried that thing good and deep.
2003-01-07 04:05:03 PM  
RyanCoke: You asking us or testing us?
2003-01-07 04:05:09 PM  
Anyone know the current beheading score?

I miss the counter.
2003-01-07 04:05:17 PM  
RyanCoke I might be able to help you. Elaborate.
2003-01-07 04:05:17 PM  
Thirdrail, I like it. I was thinking along the lines of "Jersey cops needed to get a little head to relax", but your version works better me thinks.
2003-01-07 04:05:41 PM  
So, where's the rest of her?
2003-01-07 04:05:49 PM  
Might be the missing Russian dude.
2003-01-07 04:05:49 PM  
Funniest. Headline. Ever.

The "doo dah" cliche' is old, but it's been a while since someone used it.

2003-01-07 04:05:58 PM  
Guess he'll never be the "head" of a major corporation.
2003-01-07 04:06:14 PM  
Evil Camel should be at 0 for 2003.
2003-01-07 04:06:25 PM  
Good for them. Maybe now Jiggle Billy can get it reattached to his body and get back to the jigglin'.
2003-01-07 04:06:25 PM  
Severed Heads, yeah, I like that band.
2003-01-07 04:06:30 PM  
01-07-03 04:03:58 PM Uillchi
OMG This happened in a town called PLEASANTVILLE an the submitter didn't even use the "ironic" tag!

Pleasantville, NJ, is anything but pleasant, trust me.
2003-01-07 04:06:34 PM  
That's not the way to get a-head in life.
2003-01-07 04:06:40 PM  
oh, ya. Limit as delta approaches 0 of ((F(x+delta)-F(x))/delta)
2003-01-07 04:06:42 PM  
So, where's the rest of her?

In my trunk, next to the girl scouts.
2003-01-07 04:06:47 PM  
Where are the obligitory head jokes?

Guess they got a little head?
Someone was trying to get ahead?

C'mon! we're like 20 posts in... and no head jokes! I'm sad.
2003-01-07 04:07:05 PM  

Heh. If you've ever been to Pleasantville, New Jersey you'd see lots of irony. Not the best place in the world...
2003-01-07 04:07:06 PM  
Ryancoke--i do
2003-01-07 04:07:09 PM  
I guess he wasn't head-strong.
2003-01-07 04:07:49 PM  
He'll never be the head of a major corporation.
2003-01-07 04:08:12 PM  
Thirdrail, yeah. And I know Saudi killed (pun intentional) Texas, but wasn't sure of the final 2002 score.
2003-01-07 04:08:13 PM  
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2003-01-07 04:08:56 PM  
2003-01-07 04:09:32 PM  
Not for nothin...The still alive chick sounds hot!!!!
2003-01-07 04:10:31 PM  
RyanCoke: Do you mean this?

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What did that have to do with the article anyway? :-)
2003-01-07 04:11:10 PM  
homeless people, not even enough energy to dig deep
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