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(Yahoo)   White Castle(R) introduces crave case - 30 burgers to go   ( divider line
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1243 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Aug 2001 at 12:02 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-08-25 12:05:14 AM  
Finally, a single serving container.

Just like Ben & Jerry's
2001-08-25 12:11:32 AM  
30 burgers = 30 hours on the toilet. God I love White Castle! Now I'll have to go buy some later tonight.
2001-08-25 12:18:15 AM  
some day I will visit a White Castle, and my life will be complete
2001-08-25 12:25:43 AM  
why is this not called the "stoner box"? damnit. :D
2001-08-25 12:32:10 AM  
It would be better as the cardiac coffin.
2001-08-25 12:51:15 AM  
I figured they'd have delivery by those pneumatic mail tubes by now. You order three WC, thump, thump, thump, 30 seconds later three grease bombs drop out of the chute in your house.
2001-08-25 12:51:25 AM  
It's about time, I have been just waiting for someone to offer a 30 pack O' Burgers.....
2001-08-25 12:51:52 AM  
Closing tag. I am not L33t.
2001-08-25 01:04:44 AM  
They need to include a barf bag and a roll of toilet paper with that 30 pack.
2001-08-25 01:13:26 AM  
We didn't have White Castles back home, we had Krystals which are similiar. It's 3a.m., you just closed the bar, you're buzzing and hungry as hell. You have 2 choices. Omelet Shop or Krystals. We referred to the little burgers as gut bombs, but by God for a starving drunk, they were ambrosia!
2001-08-25 01:35:50 AM  
I wonder if the crave case requires hazardous material permits. Thirty white castle burgers in one container is is a volatile combo, quite possible combustible.
2001-08-25 01:45:13 AM  
White Castles make the most horrendous farts in the world (especially combined with a ice cold Stag beer). Yee haw.
2001-08-25 02:29:06 AM  
what's White Castle? Is there something similar you can compare it to for me?
2001-08-25 02:41:25 AM  
Tiddalick, if you are indeed serious, White Castles are little hamburgers that are slathered in chopped onions and are served hot and juicy and people eat them by the dozens and they go great with beer and the place is open 24/7 and they are cheap as dirt and I'm hungry now and I'm gone......................
2001-08-25 03:01:45 AM  
What is it about being so drunk and needing those nasty little hamburgers? When they talk about cravings...they're really referring to all the drunks that roll through there around 4 am. Granted that's what you crave since it's practically the only thing that's open...but every sober person KNOWS that the thought of a belly bomber and alcohol swimming around in your stomach just does not sound like a good combination. But somehow when your drunk...god there's just nothing better in the world!
2001-08-25 03:36:27 AM  

I think that in the future, I would keep that information to myself......
2001-08-25 03:41:26 AM  
Mmmm... White Castle patties...
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Annoyingly, there don't appear to be any White Castles in the Kansas City area! Argh...
2001-08-25 03:47:29 AM  
That's because Kansas City is a beef town, and White Castles are made of, well, no one's quite sure.
2001-08-25 03:47:55 AM  
i only speak the truth
2001-08-25 05:35:32 AM  
Then, my advice would be to lie.. women who drink like that are not appealing to anyone....
2001-08-25 05:54:53 AM  
Wow. Subtle as a sledgehammer WALKEN. Let's play nice.
2001-08-25 06:26:43 AM  
And they say drunk people eat more wrong things.
2001-08-25 09:56:08 AM  
White Castle's burgers make me vomit every time.

But, there chicken rings are pretty good. Get drunk and order the cheesy chicken rings.
2001-08-25 10:01:03 AM  
Walken, I don't consume alcohol any longer, but I find that last post of your offensive. Are you suggesting that a man who is drinks is fine, but a woman who drinks is unattractive, or just that anyone who drinks is unattractive?
2001-08-25 10:08:51 AM  
Excuse me, the phrase you used was "women who drink like that are not that appealing to anyone". My mistake.
Disregard my last post.
I put the notion to you that a most people who are stone-falling-down-drunk aren't that appealing. Men or women.
You're an ass to look down your nose and make the observation that women shouldn't get blitzed because it make them unappealing. Of course I'd forgotten that women should always be mindful that a male of the species might be near and we females must strive to appear lovely, sweet and gracious at all times so that we present ourselves in the best possible light for male perusal. fark Y O U.
2001-08-25 12:20:07 PM  
White Castle is nasty.

Ninja Burger forever.
2001-08-25 12:21:04 PM  
oh please, why must something like this always turn into a man-versus-woman fight? Jeez, and over drunk white castle cunsumption! All of a sudden, it turns into man-cursing-all-women because one man passed judgement on a woman.(fair or not, and IMO it really was kinda unfair) We need to lighten up a little and take all opinions with a grain of salt.

Build some white castles in FLORIDA!!!!!
2001-08-25 12:22:23 PM  
damn filter - takes out my sig every time

--(| psyk0mantis |)--
2001-08-25 12:42:29 PM  
30th post!
2001-08-25 01:32:23 PM  
I have only had the frozen White Castle burgers.. they no have them in Cali.... arre the real ones nasty?

I would like a 30 pack, for me and my Bro
2001-08-25 01:43:58 PM  
NO, I appologise for the misunderstanding, the message that i meant to get across was that drunk people,,,(men and women) are not appealing (when they are drunk)
2001-08-25 01:52:07 PM  
I DID say "woman",that was wrong...I should have said men and women.. Sorry...;)
2001-08-25 02:46:00 PM  
he is not the real WALKEN? how do you know?
2001-08-25 02:53:49 PM  
Gee...thanks.....could you help me in developing such a diverse vocabulary as yours Tucci??...
2001-08-25 02:54:13 PM  
Hey guys.... Be nice...huh?
2001-08-25 03:10:49 PM  
chill out fools, this was about goddamn white castle burgers.
2001-08-25 03:14:44 PM  
Thanks Sgamer..!!

we don't get them here..;(
2001-08-25 03:16:26 PM  
Big hug for WALKEN. Come here you big lug.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW. (Applause) (Go to commercial)
2001-08-25 03:22:44 PM  
Introducing the all new White Castles. Now with special Imodium-AD sauce
2001-08-25 03:44:28 PM  
Never had a white castle burger. After reading this thread, I don't think I ever will. heh.

But, give me a double whopper with cheese and extra pickles, and I'm a very happy (and messy!) girl. Now that's a burger! Even if the tomatos do have a habit of sliding out....
2001-08-25 04:10:11 PM  
I had White Castle for the first time about 10 years ago when I was in Florida - and goddamn, those wee burgers were awesome. The 30-case would be easily split by 3 stoners or drunkards. WTG White Castle for acknowledging the needs of the late night clientele!
On a side note,I think women that can drink me under the table are fantastic. I hate it when women just drink one Corona at the bar! Get hammered! Give me a chance, eh?
-take with a grain of salt :)
2001-08-25 05:20:10 PM  
[XOZ] RULEZ!!!!!! only mantis should understand this so for every one else just pass on by and dont look back.
2001-08-25 05:28:46 PM  
Walken, I graciously accept your apology. Thank you for being big enough to apologize. I apologize for farking you off and dying you.
2001-08-25 05:56:24 PM  
Whopper? now THAT is a nasty burger.
2001-08-25 08:49:22 PM  
Now Doggie, I enjoy a good Double Whopper from time to time..
I have a brother who also likes to have a whopper now and then,...wait, maybe he is not refering to hamburgers...nevermind....
2001-08-25 09:13:20 PM  
Hey cool... I bet if you took a Marlin hook and some clothes line...and used them as could catch a lot of fat chicks outside of donut shops with those things. Perfect size.

2001-08-25 09:19:58 PM  
that might work.....must remember...
2001-08-26 12:18:19 AM  
Why would one wish to catch fat chicks?
2001-08-26 03:12:36 PM  

Ask Blubberknife. He knows...
2001-08-26 03:15:35 PM  

My mom bought me a pair of underwear when I was 12. It said "Home of the Whopper" on the front...

I am ruined for life.
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