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2008-10-31 11:05:22 AM  
My father passed away 3 years ago. I kept having dreams about him standing near my bed while I slept. One morning when I woke up, 2 pieces of his jewerly was on my stomach and one of his pressed suits in my closet was on my bedroom floor all wrinkled. I don't know how this happened as I live alone and have no pets. This creeped me out so bad, I moved out of the apartment the next month, losing my deposit. Haven't heard from 'Dad' since.
 
2008-10-31 11:05:25 AM  
i have sleep paralysis all the time. it sucks. but definitely not what was going on in the two stories i posted.
 
2008-10-31 11:05:38 AM  
Bondidude: The scariest thing in the world would be...

If they gave Sinbad another television show!

/not obscure, at least on Fark


Not as scary as McCain/Palin winning on Nov. 4th.
 
2008-10-31 11:05:52 AM  
One time, I saw these two hot chicks sharing a cup...
 
2008-10-31 11:06:08 AM  
gruxx: I walked in on my parents having sex.

/what's a "pile-driver"?


Kinda like a cleveland steamer without all the romance.
 
2008-10-31 11:07:47 AM  
I was playing hide and seek with my nieces at my Mom's. They were hiding under the bed, and I decide to try to sneak up on them and scare them. I was crouching down to go "boo!" when one of them slid a doll that they had found out from under the bed at me.

It was a doll that my mother had ever since she was a girl; it was supposed to be a Japanese girl, with long black (now disheveled) hair, and a now-cracked and chipped porcelain face, in a long white lacy dress.

The doll on its own is creepy, but to be suddenly confronted with it is like a combination of the Grudge and Child's Play. It scared the bejeezus out of me.
 
2008-10-31 11:08:22 AM  
Another story, this one from college in Duluth MN:

I traded leases with a friend (they were getting married and wanted to live alone and I just lost my roommate who moved away after graduation) I ended up in an old farm house they got a 2 bedroom apt. I had been to the house many before times to party, and heard the stories of how it might be haunted. - One of the first times my friends went there and in an otherwise empty attic they found an old painting of a married couple hidden away. And how they supposedly still live and haunt the house. - Anyways, one night well I was sleeping in my room, the one with the only access to the attic, I woke up and heard/saw two elderly figures looking at me and arguing. The man seemed to be angry and intense, the woman calm and peaceful. I can't really remember what he was saying or doing, other than it was aggressive. The woman though, clear as day remember hearing her try to calm him down saying, "He's ok, he isn't hurting us or anyone. Leave him alone." It still kind of freaks me out.

That was the only time I ever really saw or heard them.

/don't really believe in ghosts though that event does make me sometimes wonder.
 
2008-10-31 11:09:13 AM  
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2008-10-31 11:09:55 AM  
Remember: the "experts" on the supernatural insist that dogs and children have an innate ability to sense ghosts...why, don't know...but they say so.

We'd just moved into our house a couple weeks prior and I was tucking my 2-year-old into bed (laying down with her). While I was talking to her, my dog comes into the room and starts growling, hackles raised. I sit up and look at the dog: she's staring at a far corner of the room, where the walls meet the ceiling, and she's PISSED about something.

Then, my 2-year-old sits up, points at the same spot and makes a "Ooooooo!" sound, not of fear, but like "Cool!". Then, both track "whatever" across the wall and then...nothing. Like they could see a laser pointer that I couldn't. My daughter laid back down, and the dog left the room.

I'm an atheist with a subscription to the Skeptical Inquirer...but I'll tell ya, that gave me the willies.
 
2008-10-31 11:10:14 AM  
A friend told me to check out 4chan, very creepy.
 
2008-10-31 11:10:17 AM  
Huskadoodle: beefjerky: Fail

*middle finger*


.|.. ..|.

Right back at ya
 
2008-10-31 11:11:34 AM  
When I was 16 years old, I witnessed an exorcism.

I was at church and this lady went up front to get prayed for. When my Dad (a preacher) put anointing oil on her head, she screamed "IT BURNS!" This made my Dad take a step back, and everyone around her had a confused look on their faces. She started screaming as if she were being murdered right then and there.

The screams deepened and she walked up to my Dad and cupped her hands around his neck. Started squeezed. All the while she was cackling and speaking bizarre things in a weird voice. My Dad tried to fight her off. It took 8 men to hold her down. She was thrashing around, screaming, laughing and trying to bite them. She said the name of each demon inside of her.

Dad began praying for her...apparently this was upsetting..the screams were absolutely evil sounding. She looked at everyone and babbled nonsense with threats. She started biting herself. Again, they had to hold her down.

This went on for hours.

She would get in my Dad's face and say stuff to him. I'm not repeating, as there is no use to do so. Basically a bunch of stuff about religion and what have you. And that she wanted to kill him.

Around 5 hours later, one by one demons were cast out. When the last one came out, she began vomiting. It was very green. She vomited for what seemed like an eternity...then it was over.

My Dad didn't sleep for days following. He said he looked satan in the face that night. He was very disturbed for months.

About a year later, the woman decided she would quit church. Denounced religion, the whole 9 yards. That night, she attended a bonfire. She ended up falling into the fire....
 
2008-10-31 11:13:12 AM  
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2008-10-31 11:13:22 AM  
LineNoise: I'll have to dig through the archive to find it, as I hate typing it up every year, but I basically laid drywall in a haunted house.

I think I hung a wood floor in that same house.
 
2008-10-31 11:14:11 AM  
Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down, and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air. In West Philadelphia I was born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days. Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin all cool, and all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school. When a couple of guys who were up to no good started makin' trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air." I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cat was rare, But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air." I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.
 
2008-10-31 11:14:28 AM  
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2008-10-31 11:14:37 AM  
MayoBoy: LineNoise: I'll have to dig through the archive to find it, as I hate typing it up every year, but I basically laid drywall in a haunted house.

I think I hung a wood floor in that same house.


how do you hang a wood floor?

Fail
 
2008-10-31 11:14:47 AM  
strawbury78: When I was 16 years old, I witnessed an exorcism.

I was at church and this lady went up front to get prayed for. When my Dad (a preacher) put anointing oil on her head, she screamed "IT BURNS!" This made my Dad take a step back, and everyone around her had a confused look on their faces. She started screaming as if she were being murdered right then and there.

The screams deepened and she walked up to my Dad and cupped her hands around his neck. Started squeezed. All the while she was cackling and speaking bizarre things in a weird voice. My Dad tried to fight her off. It took 8 men to hold her down. She was thrashing around, screaming, laughing and trying to bite them. She said the name of each demon inside of her.

Dad began praying for her...apparently this was upsetting..the screams were absolutely evil sounding. She looked at everyone and babbled nonsense with threats. She started biting herself. Again, they had to hold her down.

This went on for hours.

She would get in my Dad's face and say stuff to him. I'm not repeating, as there is no use to do so. Basically a bunch of stuff about religion and what have you. And that she wanted to kill him.

Around 5 hours later, one by one demons were cast out. When the last one came out, she began vomiting. It was very green. She vomited for what seemed like an eternity...then it was over.

My Dad didn't sleep for days following. He said he looked satan in the face that night. He was very disturbed for months.

About a year later, the woman decided she would quit church. Denounced religion, the whole 9 yards. That night, she attended a bonfire. She ended up falling into the fire....


If this story is a fabrication, well done.

If not... wow.
 
2008-10-31 11:15:02 AM  
nothingyet: I once drank a Natural Light Beer at a Halloween party. And here's the farking scariest part. After I finished it, I HAD ANOTHER!!!

/still scarred from the experience.


I drank Natty Light in college and never quit. I still drink it at home but my wife refuses to let me bring it to parties and such
 
2008-10-31 11:15:04 AM  
beefjerky: Right back at ya

*last word*
 
2008-10-31 11:15:14 AM  
s369.photobucket.com
 
2008-10-31 11:15:15 AM  
brewssuds: You wanna hear something really scary?

Once I met a person who attributed unexplained noises or events to "supernatural" or "paranormal" entities. This person believed that ghosts were real and that haunted houses existed, despite centuries of science and rational thinking. If something couldn't be explained immediately, it was obviously due to something from the "other world".

Pretty scary, huh...


www.fluxw.com
 
2008-10-31 11:15:27 AM  
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2008-10-31 11:15:32 AM  
"We've only got one room left, but I doubt you'll want it."

"Why"?

"It's a dead zone. Can't get your calls, your precious emails. It's like you don't even exist."

"But I have the Verizon Network."

"You're good!"

"See? I'm good."

"Ok, ..the towels are kinda scratchy."
 
2008-10-31 11:15:57 AM  
i369.photobucket.com
 
2008-10-31 11:16:04 AM  
Unfreakable: I woke up in a panic at 3AM, threw my bag into the back of the car and sped out of Gallup as fast as I could. I've never been back since.

Not so Unfreakable now, huh? :)
 
2008-10-31 11:16:17 AM  
My girlfriend and I were in her creepy little apartment and were sitting in the living room. I had my back to the dining area, but my girlfriend was looking right at it. The farking chair at the kitchen table started moving backwards. I heard it, turned around, and saw it still moving. She saw the whole thing. We ran out of the apartment like a couple of teenage girls freaking out. It was one of the coolest/scariest things that has happened to either of us.
 
2008-10-31 11:16:20 AM  
Hot Carl To Go: Rapmaster2000: One time I got totally shiatfaced and had sex with this super hot chick. When I woke up in the morning, she was fat. BOOOOOOOOOO.

But her unannounced penis was ok?


Hey, I'm not a homophobe or anything.
 
2008-10-31 11:16:22 AM  
Lt. Cheese Weasel: "We've only got one room left, but I doubt you'll want it."

"Why"?

"It's a dead zone. Can't get your calls, your precious emails. It's like you don't even exist."

"But I have the Verizon Network."

"You're good!"

"See? I'm good."

"Ok, ..the towels are kinda scratchy."


HA! Is that an actual commercial?
 
2008-10-31 11:16:44 AM  
Huskadoodle: beefjerky: Right back at ya

*last word*


You can't has it, not yours. :-p
 
2008-10-31 11:16:53 AM  
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2008-10-31 11:17:21 AM  
I was alone in my house a couple of years ago, and I heard my deceased sisters voice say my name as if she was trying to get my attention. It was perfectly clear. She died 15 years ago, and I had forgotten exactly what her voice sounded like until that happened.
 
2008-10-31 11:17:37 AM  
And one more...


Around 5 years ago, my husband and I were asleep. He wakes up and yells into the kitchen "Hey Lelia, can you get me a glass of water while you are in th---OMG"

I roll over and say "What? I'm right here??"

He turns on the lamp beside of the bed and looks at me. He is pale. I ask what is wrong. He wouldn't tell me. "I don't want to say, you won't go back to sleep"

I bug him until he tells me.

"Ok, so I saw what I thought was you in the kitchen. Long hair and everything. In a white gown. Until she turned around and it was a rotted face staring at me."

Ok, so that freaked me out. I didn't go back to sleep that night..and he slept with the light on.

Fast forward a few nights later. Our then 3 year old daughter runs into our room. Now keep in mind, we didn't mention the incident to her or around her. What parent in their right mind would do that?

Anyways, she comes into our room crying. We ask what is wrong. "That mean woman in the white dress was in my room telling me to do bad things."

She got to sleep with us for a long time after that.
 
2008-10-31 11:17:37 AM  
bobgilbert: Not so Unfreakable now, huh? :)

UnfreakableExceptForThatOneTimeInGallupNewMexico just doesn't have the same ring to it.
 
2008-10-31 11:18:01 AM  
img135.imageshack.us
 
2008-10-31 11:18:14 AM  
If you are in Florida, there are 5000 Democrat lawyers on their way.

/Hide the good china.
 
2008-10-31 11:18:17 AM  
LineNoise: I'll have to dig through the archive to find it, as I hate typing it up every year, but I basically laid drywall in a haunted house.

That must have hurt!
 
2008-10-31 11:18:42 AM  
Unfreakable: I don't have a ghost story, but about ten years ago, I was coming home from a road trip and stopped at a small motel in Gallup, New Mexico. It was a little cheap drive-in motel like several I had stayed at the week before, but there was something about the room that just left me feeling completely uneasy. I felt like I was being watched every single second I was in the room. I went out to a movie and came back but didn't feel like I was alone. But something in that room felt...malicious. I tried to sleep in the room, but couldn't. I felt like I was going to be attacked, even though nobody was there.

I woke up in a panic at 3AM, threw my bag into the back of the car and sped out of Gallup as fast as I could. I've never been back since.


Wow you never would have made it growing up where I did. I grew up just north of Gallup on Highway 666.
 
2008-10-31 11:19:04 AM  
You are making out with your girlfriend when suddenly the phone rings. You pick up and ask, "Hello?" The voice on the other end says "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH MY DAUGHTER??" You ask your girlfriend how her dad got the number, but your girlfriend says her father's been dead for three years. THEN WHO WAS ON THE PHONE?
 
2008-10-31 11:19:08 AM  
Was there ever a followup to the guy and the moving bibles?
 
2008-10-31 11:19:18 AM  
beefjerky: MayoBoy: LineNoise: I'll have to dig through the archive to find it, as I hate typing it up every year, but I basically laid drywall in a haunted house.

I think I hung a wood floor in that same house.

how do you hang a wood floor?

Fail


www.bobpitch.com

No reading comprehension for you.

2xFail
 
2008-10-31 11:19:37 AM  
JohDHJ:
If this story is a fabrication, well done.

If not... wow.


It isn't. There were around 80 people who saw the very same thing I did. My Dad still talks about it to this day. Some of the kids who were there had to go to counseling.
 
2008-10-31 11:19:50 AM  
strawbury78: She got to sleep with us for a long time after that.

That mean woman in the white dress was in my room telling me to do bad things.

*crosses fingers*
 
2008-10-31 11:20:15 AM  
Trixie_Belden: The other night I was home alone except for my mini schnauzer Max. I was doing some cleaning in the living room and turned to see Max in front of the cupboards in the kitchen sitting and shaking like something had just hurt him or scared the bejesus out of him. I picked him up and he tried to climb up over me. I brought him into the bedroom and set him on the bed. He ran to the head of the bed and hid behind the pillows,still shaking. This went on for about 20 minutes. Nothing I could do would stop his shaking. He would not go back in the living room the rest of the night. Was it a ghost that scared him? Who knows.

I have a dog story too.
I used to live in a town home and one night my dog was barking and growling at a corner of the wall. I grabbed him and calmed him down. Once I put him back down he would go back to that corner and do it all over again. It happened a few times. Then I decided to just go to my room. My dog can be stupid sometimes, but this was unusual
 
2008-10-31 11:20:46 AM  
I have lived in the same house all my life. It was built some time in the 1930s, and obviously had a few owners before my parents bought it. The original family -- a mother, father, and a child or two -- had one of the parents' fathers living with them. He was very old and not in good health. One day, not unexpectedly, he died in his sleep in what is now my family's guest bedroom. No sinister circumstances or anything, just a natural death.

When I was five, I walked from the kitchen into the dining room. It was very dark and I couldn't see much. As I was about to walk out of the dining room, I saw a whitish, shiny blob that resembled fog; it was maybe a little larger than me. I stood very still and watched it float for a moment, then disappear into a wall. The dining room is directly below the guest bedroom.

I had always been abnormally, severely afraid of supernatural things as a child, but this event made me feel calm and more curious than anything else. I haven't seen anything like it since, and no other such things have happened in my house, but both my mom and I think that the guest bedroom is pretty creepy at night. Bonus: she works from home, and has taken over the room as her office.

Not very exciting, but it's my story.

~ Fin ~
 
2008-10-31 11:21:02 AM  
the_rev UnfreakableExceptForThatOneTimeInGallupNewMexico just doesn't have the same ring to it.

And just like that he earned his new Farky title
 
2008-10-31 11:22:09 AM  
GOD F*CKING DAMMIT STOP POSTING SCARY PICTURES

You're making me shaky. :(
 
2008-10-31 11:22:15 AM  
President Palin.

Scares me.
 
2008-10-31 11:22:20 AM  
the_rev: strawbury78: She got to sleep with us for a long time after that.

That mean woman in the white dress was in my room telling me to do bad things.

*crosses fingers*


*turns down the covers, pats bed* Hop on in!
 
2008-10-31 11:22:21 AM  
strawbury78: And one more...


Around 5 years ago, my husband and I were asleep. He wakes up and yells into the kitchen "Hey Lelia, can you get me a glass of water while you are in th---OMG"

I roll over and say "What? I'm right here??"

He turns on the lamp beside of the bed and looks at me. He is pale. I ask what is wrong. He wouldn't tell me. "I don't want to say, you won't go back to sleep"

I bug him until he tells me.

"Ok, so I saw what I thought was you in the kitchen. Long hair and everything. In a white gown. Until she turned around and it was a rotted face staring at me."

Ok, so that freaked me out. I didn't go back to sleep that night..and he slept with the light on.

Fast forward a few nights later. Our then 3 year old daughter runs into our room. Now keep in mind, we didn't mention the incident to her or around her. What parent in their right mind would do that?

Anyways, she comes into our room crying. We ask what is wrong. "That mean woman in the white dress was in my room telling me to do bad things."

She got to sleep with us for a long time after that.


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