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(My Fox DC)   Geniuses at Maryland Dept. of Corrections finally figured out that the best way to warn trick-or-treaters of a sex offender's house is NOT to post signs that look like farking Halloween decorations   (myfoxdc.com) divider line 64
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2008-10-30 01:32:46 PM
I don't suppose we could get a Maryland tag, could we?

/former floridiot
 
2008-10-30 01:48:07 PM
If a sex offender puts a sign that says NO CANDY, isn't he exposing himself to tricks?
 
2008-10-30 02:15:02 PM
He adds that jokes that aired recently on late-night television programs didn't drive the decision to remove the pumpkin image.


Pull the other one. It's got bells on it.
 
2008-10-30 02:20:21 PM
Howard Stern and his crew were joking about this. They were like "If kids see a pumpkin on the door they are going to go up to the door. If you want to make sure they don't go up to the door, and you want them to know a child molester lives there, put a picture of a guy f*cking a kid up the ass on the door".
 
2008-10-30 03:41:39 PM
Where can I find a sign with picture of a guy f*cking a kid up the ass? Wal-mart was all out.
 
2008-10-30 03:41:58 PM
FTFAMaryland sex offenders who do stay home on Halloween and post one sign or the other could be charged with a violation of parole.
you're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't
 
2008-10-30 03:41:58 PM
FTFA:

Maryland sex offenders who do stay home on Halloween and post one sign or the other could be charged with a violation of parole.

i34.tinypic.com


that can't be right
 
2008-10-30 03:43:01 PM
InternationalShoe

Whoa....simulpost of the exact same sentence!

/Great minds
 
2008-10-30 03:43:25 PM
K3rmy: Where can I find a sign with picture of a guy f*cking a kid up the ass?

I heard there's lots of stuff like that on the internet. Google it or something...
 
2008-10-30 03:43:29 PM
Wow, that's amateur. Nothing beats "it came with my copy of Word" clipart, except maybe when the thing shouldn't have clipart at all.
 
2008-10-30 03:44:06 PM
im guessing the word "don't" is missing in the latter half of that sentence.
 
2008-10-30 03:44:17 PM
I think we're looking at this all wrong.

I, for one, am acquiescing to my child's request to take him to a really scary haunted house and will intentionally drop him off at a pedo's house late tomorrow night. What could be more frightening?

/having seat over there
 
2008-10-30 03:44:25 PM
I was thinking the same thing you guys were
 
2008-10-30 03:45:16 PM
Original version: "Correctional services spokesman Rick Binetti says the change is not an admission that the original sign doesn't work. He adds that jokes that aired recently on late-night television programs didn't drive the decision to remove the pumpkin image."

Corrected for truth: "Correctional services spokesman Rick Binetti says the change is an admission that the original sign doesn't work. He adds that jokes that aired recently on late-night television programs drove the decision to remove the pumpkin image."
 
2008-10-30 03:45:24 PM
" Correctional services spokesman Rick Binetti says the change is not an admission that the original sign doesn't work."

Is their no one left that will stand-up and admit they made a mistake? I guess this is just how everyone is after years of media training to lie and spin everything.
 
2008-10-30 03:45:25 PM
busy chillin': Whoa....simulpost of the exact same sentence!

You guys were thinking what I was... I re-read that sentence 3 or 4 times and couldn't figure it out. I want to say typo but I can't figure out what the mistake was
 
2008-10-30 03:46:08 PM
Civil Service workers; let them do more for us. Like run our healthcare perhaps?
 
Ant
2008-10-30 03:46:35 PM
K3rmy: Where can I find a sign with picture of a guy f*cking a kid up the ass? Wal-mart was all out.

The Vatican?
 
2008-10-30 03:47:12 PM
www.celebritybest.com
 
2008-10-30 03:47:32 PM
Ant: K3rmy: Where can I find a sign with picture of a guy f*cking a kid up the ass? Wal-mart was all out.

The Vatican?


I suspect they're not big on celebrating Halloween...
 
2008-10-30 03:47:41 PM
I don't quite get making them stay home. I mean, yes, letting them run around isn't great, but isn't going to an adult Halloween party or something going to take their minds off delicious loli more than having them sit at home in the dark watching kids bounce by?
 
2008-10-30 03:47:49 PM
zymurgist: I don't suppose we could get a Maryland tag, could we?

/former floridiot


we need one. i'll back you on that.
 
2008-10-30 03:48:18 PM
Ant
K3rmy: Where can I find a sign with picture of a guy f*cking a kid up the ass? Wal-mart was all out.

The Vatican?


i38.tinypic.com
 
2008-10-30 03:49:37 PM
p-userpic.livejournal.com

"Larry Kleist's my name; insurance is my game.

Raping was another game of mine ..."
 
2008-10-30 03:49:40 PM
busy chillin': InternationalShoe

Whoa....simulpost of the exact same sentence!

/Great minds


Get outta my head!
 
2008-10-30 03:51:14 PM
I don't think either sign will make a difference, children are just stupid. Especially when free candy is involved.

I sit out on my front porch every year to hand out candy to trick-or-treaters and every year there are at least 2 houses on my block with the lights totally turned off. The kids still run up to the houses and ring the bell, as if the no lights on wasn't a good enough sign that no one was home. Usually, they ring a second time before finally getting the idea that no one is coming to the door.

One year, I even ran out of candy, and posted a sign on my door, that said "Sorry, out of candy". I still recieved at least another dozen rings of the doorbell.
 
2008-10-30 03:51:50 PM
Did anyone see the sex-offender ticket or treat skit on SNL? I think it was last week.

It was almost as good as the Julia Louise Dryfess Myspace skit.
 
2008-10-30 03:51:54 PM
leftymcrighty: K3rmy: Where can I find a sign with picture of a guy f*cking a kid up the ass?

I heard there's lots of stuff like that on the internet. Google it or something...


Right here

nasty (new window) NSFW
 
2008-10-30 03:53:18 PM
Yeah, those signs are dumb.

The new MD lottery ad campaign, however, is catchy as hell.
 
2008-10-30 03:55:24 PM
The Decider: Did anyone see the sex-offender ticket or treat skit on SNL? I think it was last week.

It was almost as good as the Julia Louise Dryfess Myspace skit.


I laughed a lot at that one. SNL is more miss than hit, but when it hits it's pretty good.
 
2008-10-30 03:56:01 PM
Did they threaten you in anyway, did they have any weapons?

No, no, there was no threat... except for the trick threat.

What's the trick threat?

The trick or treat threat. No treat? Trick.
 
2008-10-30 03:56:47 PM
JesterGirl

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
 
2008-10-30 03:58:01 PM
Here sex offenders are not allowed to have their porchlights on during trick or treating. They can decorate and have the lights on inside, just no porch light.

And kids are told to only go to houses that have a working porch light. That way the pervs blend in with the empty houses and the kids can have fun without exposing them to the nasty evil that is the true monsters in our society, molesters.

If I was a kid and saw one of those signs I would be freaked every time I got near that persons house.
 
2008-10-30 03:58:15 PM
TheCableGuy: im guessing the word "don't" is missing in the latter half of that sentence.

I came here to say that. It reads like if they do what they're supposed to do they'll go back to jail.
 
2008-10-30 03:58:56 PM
Ronnie_Zman: I think we're looking at this all wrong.

I, for one, am acquiescing to my child's request to take him to a really scary haunted house and will intentionally drop him off at a pedo's house late tomorrow night. What could be more frightening?

/having seat over there


/bringing you a beer
 
2008-10-30 04:01:28 PM
May I suggest a new sign for them to hang on their door?

a4.vox.com

I think that conveys the message as clearly as possible.
 
2008-10-30 04:03:18 PM
l.yimg.com

Det. Billings knows how to deal with him
 
2008-10-30 04:07:23 PM
farm3.static.flickr.com
Hotlinked cause i roll like that.
 
2008-10-30 04:08:48 PM
Maryland sex offenders who do stay home on Halloween and post one sign or the other could be charged with a violation of parole.

Hmmmm, wondering if there will be a follow up on Monday with all the sex offenders in Maryland suing the living hell out of the state for entrapment?
 
2008-10-30 04:10:49 PM
Does that mean they used a picture of a cauldron of dicks?
"Free inside!"
 
2008-10-30 04:12:07 PM
Well, there goes that idea. Now what am I gonna do with that deep-freezer full of popsicles in my basement.
 
2008-10-30 04:20:22 PM
Can I get one of those signs without being a sex offender?

Don't like kids, this should at least make sure the ones with parents along stay the fark away.
 
2008-10-30 04:20:57 PM
Can anyone please point me to a story about a kid being molested while trick or treating?
 
2008-10-30 04:21:01 PM
rocinante721: Det. Billings knows how to deal with him

Call in the Mounties?

Oh, sorry. Wrong show.
 
2008-10-30 04:24:28 PM
image.orientaltrading.com

pffft...

www.inthri.com
 
2008-10-30 04:25:23 PM
lhclubs: Ant: K3rmy: Where can I find a sign with picture of a guy f*cking a kid up the ass? Wal-mart was all out.

The Vatican?

I suspect they're not big on celebrating Halloween...


since the pretty much steal everyone else's holidays, i dont know how true that is.
 
2008-10-30 04:25:27 PM
skipreport.com
 
2008-10-30 04:25:32 PM
Shall Maryland sex offenders who don't stay home not on Halloween and not post one sign or the other could be not charged with a violation of parole.

/getting ready for the election
 
2008-10-30 04:26:38 PM
Maryland sex offenders who do stay home on Halloween and post one sign or the other could be charged with a violation of parole.

Glad the editor over there is earning their salary.
 
2008-10-30 04:32:19 PM
When I rule you puny man-animals,
the law will be that if a guy is
likely to rape more children, he
stays in jail; otherwise he's released
as normal and doesn't have to go
on any list.

Then we'll all be as happy as a baby
Psychlo on a straight diet of kerbango!
 
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