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cretinbob		2008-10-27 07:14:12 PM

Nah, it was just me lowering my blood pressure.

Makh		2008-10-27 08:32:11 PM

Can you smell it?

Sharkface217		2008-10-27 09:53:15 PM

You know, the north western part of New Jersey smells pretty decent.

Handsome Jack Manitoba		2008-10-27 09:53:59 PM

It's just an evolutionary response; they do it to blend in with their surroundings.

siva		2008-10-27 09:54:15 PM

Those bugs are in Monmouth county, someone please tell me where the smell between exit 14 and 15 on the turnpike comes from.

H31N0US		2008-10-27 09:55:24 PM

siva: Those bugs are in Monmouth county, someone please tell me where the smell between exit 14 and 15 on the turnpike comes from.

Corrupt politicians, mafia scumbags and teamsters?

The_Sponge		2008-10-27 09:55:49 PM

Joke of the day:

A guy and a girl are making out in a car. The girls says, "Kiss me where it stinks." So the guy drives her to New Jersey.

dreadlocksFTW		2008-10-27 09:56:38 PM

I still think it's the guidos

wookiemonster		2008-10-27 09:58:15 PM

"no known pesticides control them"

One word:

DDT

dreadlocksFTW		2008-10-27 09:59:06 PM

wookiemonster: "no known pesticides control them"

One word:

DDT

You could nuke them from space too.

CoachBlack		2008-10-27 10:00:00 PM

The_Sponge: Joke of the day:

A guy and a girl are making out in a car. The girls says, "Kiss me where it stinks." So the guy drives her to New Jersey.

Damn, you beat me to it by like 4 minutes. Kudos

wm734		2008-10-27 10:00:06 PM

These have been every where in Maryland to..

/never seen theme before
//nothing else to add

ankmcfly		2008-10-27 10:00:48 PM

MOM?

/DRTFA

Daddakamabb		2008-10-27 10:02:45 PM

wookiemonster: "no known pesticides control them"

One word:

DDT

Sevin Dust

Bonanza Jellybean		2008-10-27 10:02:52 PM

Chloradane'll do the trick.

/if you can find it...

CygnusDarius		2008-10-27 10:05:14 PM

dreadlocksFTW: I still think it's the guidos

It could be a combination of both.

Maybe they make their tanning oil with bug juice.

CygnusDarius		2008-10-27 10:06:18 PM

Bonanza Jellybean: Chloradane'll do the trick.

/if you can find it...

Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, that thing's banned even here in Mexico.

/Yeah, it's that bad

AlwaysRightBoy		2008-10-27 10:06:34 PM

As a said resident of the town, and a kayaker/fisherman on all the rivers in the area, I will say this smells fishy.

Daddakamabb		2008-10-27 10:07:33 PM

wm734: These have been every where in Maryland to..

/never seen theme before
//nothing else to add

Stink bugs/Shield bugs have been here forever... most people just don't notice them. They won't give off the smell as long as you don't jostle them, killing them will only make the smell worse.

snake_beater		2008-10-27 10:08:36 PM

wookiemonster: "no known pesticides control them"

One word:

DDT

How do you plan on hitting a DDT on a stinkbug?

/*whoosh*

whizbang		2008-10-27 10:09:05 PM

entomology thread!

i526.photobucket.com

/know your stinkbugs from your bedbugs

Nick Nostril		2008-10-27 10:13:57 PM

/gotta has guido thread

amazing_live_seamonkeys		2008-10-27 10:20:23 PM

Django_gvl		2008-10-27 10:21:19 PM

KISS HER WHERE IT STINKS!!

Take her to NEW JERSEY!!

/Gilbert Godfried joke
//if know the comedian, you understand the all caps

40oz_A_Knight		2008-10-27 10:21:53 PM

Nick Nostril: /gotta has guido thread

Unexpected picture is unexpected. Thanks for the laugh.

amazing_live_seamonkeys		2008-10-27 10:23:01 PM

Barakku		2008-10-27 10:23:52 PM

Coke-filled snatches?

MNguy		2008-10-27 10:26:39 PM

Django_gvl: KISS HER WHERE IT STINKS!!

Take her to NEW JERSEY!!

/Gilbert Godfried joke
//if know the comedian, you understand the all caps

Someone needs to cut that jackasses tongue out.

buster_v		2008-10-27 10:27:22 PM

Wait. That one almost works.

FrancoFile		2008-10-27 10:28:26 PM

CygnusDarius: dreadlocksFTW: I still think it's the guidos

It could be a combination of both.

Maybe they make their tanning oil with bug juice.

When the tanning oil and hair gel combine, the pretentious vodka acts as a catalyst, and that's when you get the smell.

amazing_live_seamonkeys		2008-10-27 10:31:57 PM

buster_v: Wait. That one almost works.

My favorite so far has been, "Assaulted anchorwoman Anne Pressly has died".

Hilarious.

Rude Turnip		2008-10-27 10:33:16 PM

I see a few of those little bugs in my living room around this time of year through winter. They don't do anything if you leave them alone and they're kind of cute. My dog is smart enough not to fark with them.

Kenny B		2008-10-27 10:33:28 PM

Tenpins		2008-10-27 10:34:41 PM

siva 2008-10-27 09:54:15 PM
Those bugs are in Monmouth county, someone please tell me where the smell between exit 14 and 15 on the turnpike comes from.

Jersey Girls?

mark--fark		2008-10-27 10:35:13 PM

Hey I found one!!

mark--fark		2008-10-27 10:41:32 PM

buster_v: Wait. That one almost works.

Damm you, It took me too long to steal, crop, and host it.

SwingingJohnson		2008-10-27 10:46:14 PM

siva: Those bugs are in Monmouth county, someone please tell me where the smell between exit 14 and 15 on the turnpike comes from.

The smell due to the oil refineries and industrial area north of Exit 11, specifically around exits 12 (Carteret - Rahway) and 13 (Elizabeth).

The main reason NJ usually has the cheapest gas.

I paid $2.09 a gallon in Rutheford on Sunday. Amazing!

harrich		2008-10-27 10:48:38 PM

Governer McGreevy's cock?

Meisaims		2008-10-27 10:53:47 PM

I'm in Jersey (in the next county over from Monmouth), and I was actually wondering why there is a sudden influx of large stink bugs in my house. My cats have been horribly maiming them, and leaving them all over the house for me to find.

CaptFun		2008-10-27 10:54:02 PM

SwingingJohnson: siva: Those bugs are in Monmouth county, someone please tell me where the smell between exit 14 and 15 on the turnpike comes from.

The smell due to the oil refineries and industrial area north of Exit 11, specifically around exits 12 (Carteret - Rahway) and 13 (Elizabeth).

The main reason NJ usually has the cheapest gas.

I paid $2.09 a gallon in Rutheford on Sunday. Amazing!

Rahway has the prison AND a Municiple Waste Incinerator. Most of the smell from the MWC is drawn through the boiler and eliminated. BUT the part that escapes is the holy mother of smell. Can't hold a candle to the one in Camden though. More bodies in that trash.

Dear Jerk		2008-10-27 10:55:42 PM

I was standing around in the 1970s one time, looked over and saw a stinkbug on my shoulder. So I started running. I got most of the way across the yard and I thought, 'so where am I running to?' So I stopped, and it turned out I couldn't smell it.

bighairyguy		2008-10-27 11:25:40 PM

I just flicked one of those bugs off of my monitor. No smell at all. I'll go with the guido theory.

babyty		2008-10-27 11:26:17 PM

hey most stink (and guidos) come from staten island.

The_Sponge		2008-10-27 11:27:30 PM

CoachBlack: The_Sponge: Joke of the day:

A guy and a girl are making out in a car. The girls says, "Kiss me where it stinks." So the guy drives her to New Jersey.

Damn, you beat me to it by like 4 minutes. Kudos

Thanks for the kudos.

/You'll probably beat me next time.

Get Lost		2008-10-27 11:32:52 PM

Stink bugs don't smell..............

Well at least it doesn't bother me when I squish them in peoples houses...

Heh.Heh.Heh....

Thats an 827		2008-10-27 11:36:31 PM

Suck it NYC, North Jersey gets to use the air first

Erebus1954		2008-10-27 11:41:48 PM

Jimmy Hoffa?

siva		2008-10-27 11:42:16 PM

SwingingJohnson: siva: Those bugs are in Monmouth county, someone please tell me where the smell between exit 14 and 15 on the turnpike comes from.

The smell due to the oil refineries and industrial area north of Exit 11, specifically around exits 12 (Carteret - Rahway) and 13 (Elizabeth).

The main reason NJ usually has the cheapest gas.

I paid $2.09 a gallon in Rutheford on Sunday. Amazing!

nah, the smell is past the refineries. I'm talking closer to the Newark Bay, right before exit 15E. Everyday, every single day I smell poop.

Funk Brothers		2008-10-27 11:52:04 PM

Guidos need to wreck their Mercedes more often so I can see more guidos with boxers pulled up more than their pants making out with a hot girl on the Long Island Expressway.

Because they really need to get a life instead of renting a clown car as their replacement.