Thisbymaster: why is C) always massive property damage and/or jail time?
kagemaru026: i stopped reading at "Japanese."/yawn
jolt_man: When did headline writers goet so lazy!
All_Farked_Up: Wonder if he thought jail was better than being married?
techmom: All_Farked_Up: Wonder if he thought jail was better than being married?I think he suddenly realized that the marriages would be served concurrently.
japlemon: What, he couldn't find any unsafe invitation envelopes for her to lick?...amateur
MrShivery is going to Hell: I didn't know they got married in Japan. I thought they just made really sick porn./fap
Sticky Hands: All this could be avoided if they would have just legalized polygamy.
infinitedigits: You're supposed to tell her you're gay. Duh.
Belltower: infinitedigits: You're supposed to tell her you're gay. Duh.Maybe he had too much money for her to care./Rabbits are relatively cheap//As are pool boys
Nutsac_Jim: Belltower: infinitedigits: You're supposed to tell her you're gay. Duh.Maybe he had too much money for her to care./Rabbits are relatively cheap//As are pool boysI do not understand the rabbit comment.
SwingAwayMarell: A rabbit is an young homosexual boy (8-12) that has only one goal - to contract the HIV/AIDS virus. They usually trick you outside of a methadone clinic, with a line like "Hey mister, I'm lost." and the next thing you know BAM, you're balls deep in fourth grader butthole.
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