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(   Theif steals snake handlers bag.......Guess what was in the bag?   ( divider line
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5877 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Jan 2003 at 6:27 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-01-05 04:30:23 AM  
what's a theif ?
2003-01-05 05:42:38 AM  
2003-01-05 06:30:14 AM  
a snake maybe.....
2003-01-05 06:30:56 AM  
what a dumb fark i hope he got bit!
2003-01-05 06:31:18 AM  
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2003-01-05 06:39:11 AM  
Dammit! I was hoping this would be about one of those Xtian fundie jackoffs...
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2003-01-05 06:43:12 AM  
a theif is someone who commits the act of theivery
2003-01-05 06:47:11 AM  
I'm not with stupid. ^^^
2003-01-05 06:48:30 AM  
Seeing the mouse getting squished by that big
red Xmas ornament makes me sad.

2003-01-05 06:48:32 AM  
yes, he is very stupid.
2003-01-05 06:54:19 AM  
Why would anyone drive around Redfern with windows down or the doors unlocked?

Oh well, I still got a giggle.
2003-01-05 06:56:12 AM  
2003-01-05 07:01:57 AM  
We definately need more poisonous snakes hidden in all the different shiat that people steal.
2003-01-05 07:21:13 AM  
Wait wait let me guess....cookies?
2003-01-05 07:24:56 AM  
Did anyone else find this article incredibly hard to follow?
2003-01-05 08:07:18 AM  
Hmm.. new filter, nothing to see here.
2003-01-05 08:51:20 AM  
I can't wait to see the Followup to this one.
2003-01-05 08:54:43 AM  
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! A spelling mistake! Quick get the torches and pitchforks!
2003-01-05 08:57:59 AM  
*panting* ok, got em Eltardo, now what?
2003-01-05 09:14:02 AM  
I live a suburb from Redfern.

Time to start a simpson'esque snake wacking thing...
2003-01-05 09:39:00 AM  
Awww and i was thinking there was going to be money in the bag,,, or maybe even some E's ,,, but it only a snake.
2003-01-05 10:14:25 AM  
Actually the Redbelly black snake is docile by nature and generally only moderatly poisonous. I've stepped over a few of em from time to time and they just sit there and do nothing, I still hope he gits bit though.
2003-01-05 10:18:47 AM  
2003-01-05 10:32:00 AM  
"I" before "E" except after "C."

Farkin' rule to live by.
2003-01-05 10:45:29 AM  
Until you run across a farkin' word like "weird" that breaks the farkin' rule.
2003-01-05 11:14:02 AM  
that's easy. a spelling nazi was in the bag.
2003-01-05 01:05:07 PM  
just god's little way of telling the dumbass not to do it again
2003-01-05 01:10:12 PM  
Yes, Rwg, "weird" is weird that way.
2003-01-05 01:49:27 PM  
" Is that a DEADLY red-bellied snake in your pocket?...
Or are you just happy to see me? "
2003-01-05 01:50:46 PM  
great "rule" if you can remember the farkin rule!!!!!
2003-01-05 02:48:02 PM  
The bag contained a spell checker. Snakes are notoriously touchy about poor spelling.
2003-01-05 05:43:04 PM  
A snake handle?
2003-01-05 06:47:20 PM  
i before e, except after c...

...and h
2003-01-05 06:53:02 PM  
Probably a bunch of peanuts. I hate those cheap joke stores.
2003-01-05 07:38:36 PM  
Tremor Christ wrote: "I" before "E" except after "C."

That reminds me of this movie I saw once, Wierd Sceince...
2003-01-05 07:51:20 PM  
Man, I hope I never misspell anything...
2003-01-05 09:27:57 PM  
In the bag...marajuana?
2003-01-06 03:12:44 AM  
Using the [image from too old to be available] tag and then making a spelling error in the headline deserves the [image from too old to be available] tag.
2003-01-06 08:47:47 AM  
"I" before "e," except after "c" or when sounded like "a" as in neighbor or weigh.

GEAH, Spelling errors in headlines deserve the [image from too old to be available] tag.
2003-01-06 10:35:08 AM  
Thanks, Mumblypeg! All this time, I've been pronouncing "height" wrong!
2003-01-06 11:34:23 AM  
Quiet you! I "height" this language.
2003-01-06 09:10:20 PM  
2003-01-06 09:25:18 PM  
2003-01-06 10:58:11 PM  
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