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2003-01-04 06:24:34 PM  
Sorry for the offtopic post, but did anyone else just see the dissapearing article about Murder Records?

h4g
 
2003-01-04 06:24:56 PM  
i hate seabirds.
 
2003-01-04 06:25:22 PM  
well, i'm wondering what happened to the post about the dead python director
 
2003-01-04 06:25:58 PM  
Nope, but I did see one about the director of Monty Python a second ago.
 
2003-01-04 06:26:10 PM  
The Monty Python Thread also got whacked
 
2003-01-04 06:26:11 PM  

Eeeexcelent!
 
2003-01-04 06:26:15 PM  
yeah.. what the crap? I liked python better than radioactive birdshiatte
 
2003-01-04 06:26:16 PM  
I saw it, I miss it =(
 
2003-01-04 06:26:24 PM  
Yeah, you're right about that one too.

I smell conspiracy.

h4g
 
2003-01-04 06:26:32 PM  
Hack4good

Oh, you saw it too, I thought I was having an acid flashback.

As far as redioactive poop, the birds must be eating at Taco Bell.
 
2003-01-04 06:26:53 PM  
It's a conspiracy, he is (was) the head of the Illuminati...
 
2003-01-04 06:27:12 PM  
I wonder what it feels like to take a glow in the dark crap?
 
2003-01-04 06:28:19 PM  
I'd rather have those other articles instead of the crap sports articles that keep getting posted.
 
2003-01-04 06:28:32 PM  
we need less bird and more b00bies
 
2003-01-04 06:28:50 PM  
I think my roommates shiats are radioactive too... goddamm!
 
2003-01-04 06:29:52 PM  
Add my vote to the boobies, the kitten population is getting out of hand in my neighborhood.
 
2003-01-04 06:30:02 PM  
seriously, was there something wrong with the python director post? it was way more cool than this poop (pun intended)
 
2003-01-04 06:30:27 PM  
boobies it is
 
2003-01-04 06:30:33 PM  
Jdragonismrt, like the Red-Footed Boobie?

 
2003-01-04 06:31:22 PM  
hmmmm, i suppose that will suffice....



wait a minute!
 
2003-01-04 06:31:27 PM  
I saw that Murder Inc. Article too, i clicked on the comment and it said something about taste like chicken, can't post.


Then i go back, hit refresh and its gonne.

HMMMMMMMMMM! I thought article is finalized once it gets on the mainpage, i guess i was wrong.
 
2003-01-04 06:32:31 PM  
Tastes like plutonium.
 
2003-01-04 06:33:36 PM  
has fark been hacked or something? the good articles are getting pulled after already being on the main page and the poop ones stay
 
2003-01-04 06:33:38 PM  
Nope, articles can be removed from the main page. But it usually doesn't happen unless there's a good reason. (the article is truly offensive, or the Forum for it has gotten out of hand, for example) Since neither of those had any forum, and it was giving errors, I suspect someone spilled beer on the server again.
 
2003-01-04 06:34:18 PM  
Bring out yor dead (Monty Python directors).....or ex Monty Python directors if you will.
 
2003-01-04 06:34:33 PM  
all this talk of birds, crap, boobies, and beer is making me hungry
 
2003-01-04 06:34:47 PM  
The mysterious disappearing threads have been occuring for a couple days, at least. We're all gonna die.
 
2003-01-04 06:35:08 PM  
Hack4Good I see your red-footed boobie and raise you a blue footed bobbie
 
2003-01-04 06:35:23 PM  
Radioactive seagull poo highlighted by Brit satirist Mark Thomas 2-3 yrs ago on UK channel 4

Bring back the Python obit...

MP

See here for more poo:- http://www.fnord.demon.co.uk/mt/second/second3.html
 
2003-01-04 06:36:46 PM  
I think the only reason that there was no forums was because when you (or I) loaded the main page, the article was there, but by the time that you (or I) clicked on the forums, the article had been pulled.

But why?

h4g
 
2003-01-04 06:37:36 PM  
Gaspumper, I give up, your boobies are too powerful.

h4g
 
2003-01-04 06:38:09 PM  
There was a real nice repeat yesterday about the non-bill of rights that vanished right in the middle of a damn good flame war. I think there's a mod that's a tippler.

**sniffle**
 
2003-01-04 06:39:27 PM  
The irony, I just came back from the toilet and there's a story about pooping on fark. I'm gonna go check for hidden webcams now.
 
2003-01-04 06:40:59 PM  
Ooooh, glow in the dark poop! At least now you'll see what your stepping in, yes?
 
2003-01-04 06:41:02 PM  
Dammit! It's a vast right-wing conspiracy! The CIA is using alien technology to geneticly engineer urainium crapping seabirds which they will release in the skies over any country that opposes America!

Beware the Nuke Birds! Beware the Nuke Birds! We are all damned!
 
2003-01-04 06:42:45 PM  
01-04-03 06:39:27 PM LawyersRock
The irony, I just came back from the toilet and there's a story about pooping on fark. I'm gonna go check for hidden webcams now.


Yeah, that's wierd. I just finished feeding some seabirds uranium pellets.
 
2003-01-04 06:45:02 PM  
01-04-03 06:39:00 PM 1232000
I'm soory to say that the only people who think python is funny are mentally hadicaped

Maybe I am mentally handicapped, I grew up near bird guano, but at least I can spell sorry.
 
2003-01-04 06:45:50 PM  
01-04-03 06:42:45 PM Reactron
Yeah, that's wierd. I just finished feeding some seabirds uranium pellets.


And I also threw some cows over the fence some hay.

/yoda
 
2003-01-04 06:46:24 PM  
Saddam's weapons of mass destruction?
 
2003-01-04 06:47:07 PM  
if fans of monty python are all mentally handicapped, i must be the most retarded person here
 
2003-01-04 06:47:53 PM  
I got bitten by a radioactive sea bird, now I am a super hero. I can fire nuclear feces to disable my arch enemies.

Seagullman
 
2003-01-04 06:47:56 PM  
"I'm soory to say that the only people who think python is funny are mentally hadicaped"

"Maybe I am mentally handicapped, I grew up near bird guano, but at least I can spell sorry."


yes, and i can spell handicapped. i guess this means you're a python fan 1232000?
 
2003-01-04 06:48:13 PM  
Reactronthrew some cows over the fence ??????
 
2003-01-04 06:50:08 PM  
01-04-03 06:47:07 PM Bungle_jr
if fans of monty python are all mentally handicapped, i must be the most retarded person here

NO, I'm more retarded, I think I am a super hero.

The Bird Poop Avenger
 
2003-01-04 06:50:53 PM  
I'm soory to say that the only people who think python is funny are mentally hadicaped

sigh.. I just love when people are so busy chortling with their own cleverness at the scathing insult they've concoted that their quivering stubby fingers mash at the keyboard like a fratboy making out with a pornstar, and produce sentences like the preceding one.
 
2003-01-04 06:50:59 PM  
Just making today some fun of myself, MousePotato.
 
2003-01-04 06:51:32 PM  
So the next time a bird poops on my All Amercian Rust Bucket, I need to get the HAZMAT team out there to wash it off.
Imagine what Alfred Hitchcok could do with this... The Birds II: Nuclear Attack.
 
2003-01-04 06:52:06 PM  
01-04-03 06:47:56 PM Blistexluv
"I'm soory to say that the only people who think python is funny are mentally hadicaped"

"Maybe I am mentally handicapped, I grew up near bird guano, but at least I can spell sorry."

yes, and i can spell handicapped. i guess this means you're a python fan 1232000?

I only said I could spell sorry. Beyond that, I got nothin'.
 
2003-01-04 06:52:49 PM  
concoted ? HulkingMenace
 
2003-01-04 06:53:56 PM  
If they think the bird guano is too radioactive, they whould check out the walruses up there. I had a friend in college At U Guelph (canada) that was testing walruses (for some reason). Those things practically glow up there.
 
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