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(Contact Music)   Britney Spears "too fragile" to face jurors. She's fine with going nude for a music video, attending award ceremonies, and publicizing her new album, but standing before a jury? Nope, can't do it   (contactmusic.com) divider line 100
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2008-10-23 10:04:19 AM
The difference is obvious.

Also I recall some people thinking that the hung jury was probably one juror who was a fan and wouldn't agree to convict her, but it looks like it was the other way around.
 
2008-10-23 12:07:11 PM
THROW THIS biatch IN JAIL
NEVER LET HER OUT
 
2008-10-23 12:08:08 PM
In her defense, being in court is way more stressful than any of those other things.
 
2008-10-23 12:08:27 PM
jaylectricity: Also I recall some people thinking that the hung jury was probably one juror who was a fan and wouldn't agree to convict her, but it looks like it was the other way around.

No, she is looking to do the hung juror as soon as she can
 
2008-10-23 12:08:36 PM
I'll bet she reeks of Federline... there's simply not enough soap in the world...
 
2008-10-23 12:08:48 PM
It must be French!
 
2008-10-23 12:08:57 PM
Please just go away.

Why is the b*tch still in print and tv?
 
2008-10-23 12:09:21 PM
Maybe a compromise could be worked out, like she could appear naked before the jury?
 
2008-10-23 12:09:39 PM
She looks farking hot as hell in that video.

/I have nothing more to add to this thread.
//would hit it, fist, angry god, oh hell yes
///I'll be in my bunk
 
2008-10-23 12:09:47 PM
Is anyone suggesting she be let off because she's a celebrity? If she wasn't a celebrity, she'd be in the clink a long time ago. When does it end?
 
2008-10-23 12:11:38 PM
I still love you Britney. I will always love you.
 
2008-10-23 12:13:14 PM
Does this mean the jury can do her doggy-style?
 
2008-10-23 12:14:02 PM
Britney is swell!
 
2008-10-23 12:14:07 PM
This many comments in and nobody posted a picture of the "leave Britney alone" guy?

I'm disappointed, you're all slacking.
 
2008-10-23 12:14:48 PM
rodeofrog: I still love you Britney. I will always love you.

Stick with that. In fact, I think the only way for you to be with her is to kill her.
 
2008-10-23 12:15:47 PM
Oh yay a Brit...oh look...a coach used uniform money for strippers...
 
2008-10-23 12:16:02 PM
Can't we just put her on the next rocket to the sun?
 
2008-10-23 12:16:39 PM
rodeofrog: I still love you Britney. I will always love you.

Dude, she still probably won't fark you ... maybe.
 
2008-10-23 12:16:42 PM
Good job Farkers! Less than 20 posts in and the link is already farked!

/I know we can do better next time though, like less than 10 posts in
//even better, not to post Britney-related links at all!
 
2008-10-23 12:16:56 PM
Just substitute Britney for Paris in the following graph...the results are identical.

home.comcast.net
 
2008-10-23 12:18:57 PM
The judge was forced to dismiss any criminal charges against the singer as jurors deadlocked - with two members voting guilty, and 10 not guilty.

I imagine there must hve beena TON of "Leave Britney Alone" jokes
 
2008-10-23 12:19:18 PM
excellent average: This many comments in and nobody posted a picture of the "leave Britney alone" guy?

I'm disappointed, you're all slacking.


Is that a guy?!

/never watched the original video
 
2008-10-23 12:21:02 PM
Her lawyer must be pretty damn good to be able to turn a hit and run (that was caught on tape) and never having a valid driver's license into - oh well, she was driving forgot her license LOL, she's under stress.

I'm kind of surprised this would even go to a jury trial. Fark lawyer types, is that the defendant's call? How is it determined that this would be tried by jury rather than by a bench trial? Hate to be a complete dolt, I know I could probably look it up myself.
 
2008-10-23 12:21:37 PM
img.photobucket.com


If only we could just look at her....
 
2008-10-23 12:21:51 PM
Mugato: If she wasn't a celebrity, she'd be in the clink a long time ago.

Really? Jail time because she was driving in California on Louisiana licence?

The "car crash" (leaving the scene of an accident charge) was dismissed when she paid for the damages and the car owner decided to drop the charges. The "car crash" was a minor parking lot fender bender while she was trying to park her car surrounded by hundreds of paparazzi.

I've been charged for not changing my license to my new state of residence in Texas and New York. I went and got the proper license before court, showed the judge I was now licensed in the state and the judge dismissed the charges both times.
No jury trial needed.
 
2008-10-23 12:22:40 PM
nude?
 
2008-10-23 12:23:04 PM
I just saw her new video and her body looks great but the video is farking stupid.
 
2008-10-23 12:23:17 PM
Isn't it easy to check if someone had a valid driver's license at the time of any traffic stop? Computers and databases aren't that new. In summation: jurors in Cali have gone full retard.
 
2008-10-23 12:24:34 PM
I'd love to break that fragile booty....
 
2008-10-23 12:25:28 PM
houseofpearl: If only we could just look at her....

Hey...i got banninated over that same image...what gives?
 
2008-10-23 12:26:02 PM
It's the defendant's right to have a jury trial so, yes it would have been her choice.
 
2008-10-23 12:26:17 PM
If all she ever gave us was the Pepsi commercial and the Madonna kiss, that's still more high-quality masturbatory material than most women have ever given me.
 
2008-10-23 12:26:30 PM
thesuperficial.com
 
2008-10-23 12:26:40 PM
Didn't we used to like her?
 
2008-10-23 12:28:37 PM
Britney Spears v3.0 is fantastic. A lot slimmer, and a lot less prone to going crazy.

It's not quite as good as BS v1.0, but a helluvalot better than v2.0!
 
2008-10-23 12:29:35 PM
I dont understand. When she was bald, drugged out and crazy everyone was placing bets on her suicide date and hoping she would fall off the face of the earth. Now that shes skinny and has hair on her head everyone loves her again. What gives?
 
2008-10-23 12:30:05 PM
mmmmmm..... I love me some Britney.......mmmmmm
 
2008-10-23 12:30:18 PM
There are few things more irritating than the reaction of pampered, wildly overpaid celebrities to instrusions by real life on their fantasy existences.
 
2008-10-23 12:32:16 PM
That's because she might face criticism and judging. Can't have that.
 
2008-10-23 12:34:05 PM
houseofpearl: If only we could just look at her....

I seem to recall, at one point, that there was a question over whether she had implants. Your picture definitely resolves that debate!

DogBlack: Didn't we used to like her?

She's been popular for what, 12 years? I count two good songs in that time: "Baby, One More Time" and "Toxic." She has as many douchebag ex-husbands, and she makes KFed look like a good parent!

Neither song was written by her, naturally, but you can see why the lustre has worn off.
 
2008-10-23 12:34:34 PM
I'm sick of reading about "Thunderlips" and her sister "Clown Car", so I will not be getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2008-10-23 12:34:59 PM
rodeofrog: I still love you Britney. I will always love you.

Federline has a account here? ;)
 
2008-10-23 12:35:22 PM
She's a dumb biatch and her songs suck, can we please forget about her?
 
2008-10-23 12:35:22 PM
EsteeFlwrPot: I dont understand. When she was bald, drugged out and crazy everyone was placing bets on her suicide date and hoping she would fall off the face of the earth. Now that shes skinny and has hair on her head everyone loves her again. What gives?

We're a fickle bunch
 
2008-10-23 12:36:21 PM
Who?
 
2008-10-23 12:36:48 PM
EsteeFlwrPot: I dont understand. When she was bald, drugged out and crazy everyone was placing bets on her suicide date and hoping she would fall off the face of the earth. Now that shes skinny and has hair on her head everyone loves her again. What gives?

Welcome to Fark.
 
2008-10-23 12:36:58 PM
EsteeFlwrPot: I dont understand. When she was bald, drugged out and crazy everyone was placing bets on her suicide date and hoping she would fall off the face of the earth. Now that shes skinny and has hair on her head everyone loves her again. What gives?

Her insane, unglued, suicidal, bald phase set an incredibly low, new standard for expectations. She has since exceeded those standards by having hair and not killing herself... plus she's not fat. "Not Fat" is all an attractive girl really needs on Fark, assuming her knees are up to snuff.
 
2008-10-23 12:38:06 PM
houseofpearl: If only we could just look at her unphotoshopped pictures.

FIFY
 
2008-10-23 12:39:05 PM
Alphax: excellent average: This many comments in and nobody posted a picture of the "leave Britney alone" guy?

I'm disappointed, you're all slacking.

Is that a guy?!

/never watched the original video


Yes, it's a guy. I wasn't aware until yesterday, when MSN ran a "where is he now" article on him.

Wiki: Chris Crocker (new window)
 
2008-10-23 12:39:39 PM
factoryconnection: "Not Fat" is all an attractive girl really needs on Fark, assuming her knees are up to snuff.

How do we measure the sharpness of knees?
 
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