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(Daily Mail)   Bizarre farming accident makes man perfect candidate for Coneheads sequel   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 49
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2008-10-23 08:26:52 AM
He should change his name to Dent.


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2008-10-23 08:27:08 AM
Hey you guys!
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/Sorry, but it was the first thing that came to mind!
 
2008-10-23 08:43:11 AM
Well, he's got a point.
 
2008-10-23 09:10:26 AM
DslainteC: Well, he's got a point.

Congrats, you win the internet! Newsletter ect.
 
2008-10-23 10:24:26 AM
Rockey..Rooooad?
 
2008-10-23 10:26:07 AM
I would suggest he invest in some hats.
 
2008-10-23 10:26:52 AM
That Hogan kid sure gets around.
 
2008-10-23 10:27:25 AM
Olliver Clothesoff Witches hats?
 
2008-10-23 10:27:41 AM
That's not a bizarre accident. What's bizarre is that he survived.

Next fall we can bet he's going to loose an arm to a vicious pig. It's all about the karma.
 
GCD
2008-10-23 10:27:44 AM
Damn.

If anything, it's a hell of a testament to what the human body can go through physically and still survive...

/ouch
 
2008-10-23 10:28:57 AM
Damn gold farmers. They get what they deserve.

Wait, what?
 
2008-10-23 10:30:28 AM
But does he have a great look?
Is/was he a great drummer?
 
2008-10-23 10:33:38 AM
Reginald Denny - the sequel
 
2008-10-23 10:33:57 AM
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2008-10-23 10:35:57 AM
FTFA -- Farmer left with 'egg shaped' head after being trampled by 30 stone bull

I don't know what a stone bull is, but to be trampled by 30 of them sounds HORRIBLE! This guy's lucky to be alive!
 
2008-10-23 10:36:09 AM
A man named Hillary?
 
2008-10-23 10:37:25 AM
France. He comes from France.

/obscure?
 
2008-10-23 10:39:06 AM
I'm going to hell for laughing so hard!
 
2008-10-23 10:42:03 AM
Olliver Clothesoff: I would suggest he invest in some hats.

I get that the first thing was to save his life.

But when it came to cosmetic reconstruction, were the surgeons having a laugh? Or did they give him a range of head shapes to choose from, and he picked that one?
 
2008-10-23 10:42:32 AM
what a freak.
 
2008-10-23 10:43:09 AM
Wait, they're making a Coneheads sequel? Cool!!
 
2008-10-23 10:44:51 AM
Why is he smiling and winking like that?
 
2008-10-23 10:45:35 AM
They could fit Lorraine Newman's old nose in there and everyone would benefit...
 
2008-10-23 10:46:22 AM
Think of all the cocaine he could smuggle through customs using a skull cap and a hat. Hmmmm???
 
2008-10-23 10:46:58 AM
'I was with my son, Cecilia, and all was fine to begin with but then the cattle ftang ftang eggplant squirrel knee-whoop I think I smell burnt toast,' he said.
 
2008-10-23 10:47:18 AM
Devanney
Witches hats?
Well, yes, that would work. Or a big british riding hat, 19th century style. He obviously doesn't have enough hair for a comb-over.
 
2008-10-23 10:50:22 AM
opiumpoopy
Olliver Clothesoff: I would suggest he invest in some hats.

I get that the first thing was to save his life.

But when it came to cosmetic reconstruction, were the surgeons having a laugh? Or did they give him a range of head shapes to choose from, and he picked that one?


Maybe they thought, "Hey, he's British. What the hell. No point in wasting time on this one."
 
2008-10-23 10:52:09 AM
booger42: But does he have a great look?
Is/was he a great drummer?


That was the first thing that came to my mind.
 
2008-10-23 10:56:56 AM
Bondith: 'I was with my son, Cecilia, and all was fine to begin with but then the cattle ftang ftang eggplant squirrel knee-whoop I think I smell burnt toast,' he said.

That is priceless
Thank You
 
2008-10-23 10:58:19 AM
lunkheads more like it.
 
2008-10-23 11:01:40 AM
"May you snarfle the Garthok!"
 
2008-10-23 11:12:25 AM
old_toole
That is priceless
Thank You


Amusing gibberish is but one of the many services I provide.
 
2008-10-23 11:22:29 AM
Bondith 'I was with my son, Cecilia, and all was fine to begin with but then the cattle ftang ftang eggplant squirrel knee-whoop I think I smell burnt toast,' he said.

ZING!!!
/ftw
 
2008-10-23 11:25:24 AM
Dumb-Ass-Monkey: FTFA -- Farmer left with 'egg shaped' head after being trampled by 30 stone bull

I don't know what a stone bull is, but to be trampled by 30 of them sounds HORRIBLE! This guy's lucky to be alive!


Stone is a measurement of weight equal to 14 pounds. 30 stone = 420 lbs
 
2008-10-23 11:30:56 AM
Zippy?
 
2008-10-23 11:31:10 AM
That was the first thing that came to my mind.

I think the first thing that went thrugh his mind was a hoof!
 
2008-10-23 11:31:57 AM
Bondith: 'I was with my son, Cecilia, and all was fine to begin with but then the cattle ftang ftang eggplant squirrel knee-whoop I think I smell burnt toast,' he said.

Win! I laughed so hard at that I had tears in my eyes.

Add "hey look! A puppy.....
 
2008-10-23 11:51:43 AM
Farkborn: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: FTFA -- Farmer left with 'egg shaped' head after being trampled by 30 stone bull

I don't know what a stone bull is, but to be trampled by 30 of them sounds HORRIBLE! This guy's lucky to be alive!

Stone is a measurement of weight equal to 14 pounds. 30 stone = 420 lbs


The Brits make fun of us for still measuring in cups, tablespoons and teaspoons while they're holding on to this random and arcane standard. WTF?

/stones, meet glass houses.
 
2008-10-23 12:01:06 PM
 
2008-10-23 12:15:11 PM
And they can't fix his skull because?
 
2008-10-23 12:34:40 PM
Something is wrong with their weights. There is no way the bull in that picture only weighs 420 pounds. An adult bull generally weighs more in the one ton range.
 
2008-10-23 12:38:38 PM
zootsuit: France. He comes from France.

/obscure?


Nope. ;)
 
2008-10-23 12:52:45 PM
hamachan: A man named Hillary?

If you'd paid any attention to the Democratic Primaries, you'd know its more common than you think.

www.topnews.in
 
2008-10-23 01:04:23 PM
How do they get photos of something like that in action? "Hey, dad's getting trampled by a bull. I better take a picture of this before it's too late"
 
2008-10-23 02:29:27 PM
Second Try: Why is he smiling and winking like that?

He was happy they had just wiped the drool off his chin for the picture.
 
2008-10-23 02:44:52 PM
Don't kid yourself, given the chance a cow would kill you and everyone that you love!!!
 
2008-10-23 04:53:22 PM
420 pound bull? What is it, a midget? 2000 lbs. is closer.

Met a guy once with a head like that. He was hand-flipping a prop on a small plane when he slipped and it whacked him. He survived fine, but he was a bit odd.
 
2008-10-24 09:38:02 AM
www.comp.dit.ie

/obscure?
 
2008-10-24 09:24:38 PM
Should wear a skull prosthetic, or like some people suggested, a hat.
 
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