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(Merced Sun-Star)   You know the economy's bad when gang members resort to drive-by rock-throwing   ( mercedsunstar.com) divider line
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2008-10-22 08:04:05 PM  
we're gonna have to start regulating the possession of rocks now, aren't we?
 
2008-10-22 08:08:02 PM  
Maybe they're taking lessons from Palestinians?
 
2008-10-22 08:08:44 PM  
Wasn't it Einstein that said the next world war would be fought with sticks and stones or something of the like?

And Planada and Merced? I haven't been back there since the 90s but it doesn't look like much has changed.
 
2008-10-22 08:20:54 PM  
perhaps we finally found someone without sin...

now to find that ho.


(would have simply said: Flanders?...but that would be to obscure)
 
2008-10-22 08:22:42 PM  

The_one_with_that_guy: Wasn't it Einstein that said the next world war would be fought with sticks and stones or something of the like?


That's World War IV
 
2008-10-22 08:23:15 PM  
Run-by fruiting?

/DNRTFA
 
2008-10-22 08:23:40 PM  
Rocks don't kill people, people do!
 
2008-10-22 08:23:58 PM  
Was William Wallace giving them tips?
 
2008-10-22 08:24:48 PM  
they finally made all the bullets cost 5k each?
 
2008-10-22 08:25:52 PM  

The_one_with_that_guy: Wasn't it Einstein that said the next world war would be fought with sticks and stones or something of the like?

And Planada and Merced? I haven't been back there since the 90s but it doesn't look like much has changed.


It's still the great unwashed anus of California, is that what you remember?
 
2008-10-22 08:27:15 PM  
Drive by stoning? They must be Muslim.
 
2008-10-22 08:36:41 PM  
Did someone implement bullet control?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFcVwDw4YLE
 
2008-10-22 09:13:13 PM  
No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle! Do you understand?
 
2008-10-22 09:13:55 PM  
There's going to be some intense snowball fights come Winter.
 
2008-10-22 09:27:26 PM  

Cosmic Crab: No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle! Do you understand?


Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!
 
2008-10-22 09:33:01 PM  
Can I carry a concealed stone now or not??
 
2008-10-22 09:38:45 PM  
Jehovah!
 
2008-10-22 10:07:23 PM  
everybody must get stoned
 
2008-10-22 11:06:39 PM  
There's an achievement on COD:World at War called Rough Economy. You have to kill three enemies with a single bullet.

Doesn't have anything to do with article, but it's what I thought of when I read the headline.
 
2008-10-22 11:36:39 PM  
Pretty bad when bullets get too expensive for gang bangers to buy. Someone should have shown them how to make at least bows and arrows, or a basic crossbow.

Wouldn't it be funny to see gangsta videos where the poorly aimed gats are replaced with poorly aimed longbows, pole arms, maces, and crossbows?

"I'ma git medieval on yo ass!"
 
2008-10-23 12:38:36 AM  
The above-referenced quote:

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
 
2008-10-23 12:40:16 AM  
As someone who recently got their tail light busted by a rock thrown from a car, I'm not getting a kick.

/Actually more like a boulder measuring nearly a foot long.
//Rock was thrown out of a moving car at my neighbors car, impacted high on their rear window, bounced over their car, and struck my curb side tail light with enough force to dent the metal behind the tail light.
 
2008-10-23 01:00:44 AM  

Ronnie_Zman: Run-by fruiting?

/DNRTFA


i112.photobucket.com

Has found her next target
 
2008-10-23 01:06:25 AM  
I came to make sure that the "bullet control" business had been brought up. Most excellent.
 
2008-10-23 01:14:08 AM  
Yo mama's so stupid, she brought a knife to a shoot-out!

Oh, wait.....
 
2008-10-23 04:52:52 AM  
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me.
 
2008-10-23 06:00:06 AM  
"My verbal blitzes will outshine you offense, you're watered down nonsense, and I'm 200 proof. Choking a local youth in his homemade vocal booth. You're a farkin incompetent killer like Rae Carruth, and I'm Technique, the rawest nubian ever produced. I spit nastier than regurgitating period juice, so burn your farkin rhyme book, stay warm, and put it to good use. I'm bout to drop like frozen airplane shiat through your roof, and I'm sick of fake hustlers telling lies to the youth. You never robbed Dominicans, and you couldn't slang rocks if you was Palestinian. You broke mothafarka, you cats don't burn rubber."

/hardcore hip-hop lyrics with a line that went along with this story
//good rhymes
 
2008-10-23 07:00:42 AM  
Retro gang attacks.

That what they used in the days before they could all afford guns. Must be all that government price support for crack and meth.
 
2008-10-23 07:29:17 AM  
No Chris Rock references? FAIL.
 
2008-10-23 08:29:44 AM  

TheJoe03: "My verbal blitzes will outshine you offense, you're watered down nonsense, and I'm 200 proof. Choking a local youth in his homemade vocal booth. You're a farkin incompetent killer like Rae Carruth, and I'm Technique, the rawest nubian ever produced. I spit nastier than regurgitating period juice, so burn your farkin rhyme book, stay warm, and put it to good use. I'm bout to drop like frozen airplane shiat through your roof, and I'm sick of fake hustlers telling lies to the youth. You never robbed Dominicans, and you couldn't slang rocks if you was Palestinian. You broke mothafarka, you cats don't burn rubber."

/hardcore hip-hop lyrics with a line that went along with this story
//good rhymes


Damn!
Who is that? sounds sick
 
2008-10-23 10:11:36 AM  
www.frontrowking.com

Are they taxing bullets now?
 
2008-10-23 10:14:47 AM  

DosFreak: No Chris Rock references? FAIL.


god-dammit...
 
2008-10-23 06:21:41 PM  

barnacleboy: TheJoe03: "My verbal blitzes will outshine you offense, you're watered down nonsense, and I'm 200 proof. Choking a local youth in his homemade vocal booth. You're a farkin incompetent killer like Rae Carruth, and I'm Technique, the rawest nubian ever produced. I spit nastier than regurgitating period juice, so burn your farkin rhyme book, stay warm, and put it to good use. I'm bout to drop like frozen airplane shiat through your roof, and I'm sick of fake hustlers telling lies to the youth. You never robbed Dominicans, and you couldn't slang rocks if you was Palestinian. You broke mothafarka, you cats don't burn rubber."

/hardcore hip-hop lyrics with a line that went along with this story
//good rhymes

Damn!
Who is that? sounds sick


Immortal Technique, it's a sick freestyle.

LISTEN
 
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