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(People Magazine)   To hell with Stiffler's mom, Alyson Hannigan soon to be hot mom all the young teenage boys want to bang   (people.com) divider line 78
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2008-10-22 02:25:12 PM
Alyson Hannigagn with pregnancy boobies? *FAP*

please stop dyeing your hair Ally.
 
2008-10-22 02:44:08 PM
A MILF is when you are a teenage boy and out of your peers someone has a really hot mom. It is not just one who has procreated and is hot.
 
2008-10-22 02:50:16 PM
NuttierThanEver: Alyson Hannigagn with pregnancy boobies? *FAP*

please stop dyeing your hair Ally.


I thought she did. She is not a natural red head.
 
2008-10-22 02:51:46 PM
gunga galunga: NuttierThanEver: Alyson Hannigagn with pregnancy boobies? *FAP*

please stop dyeing your hair Ally.

I thought she did. She is not a natural red head.


Then she was dyeing her hair at a young age watch My Stepmother is an Alien and you'll see her at age 13 with red hair.
 
2008-10-22 03:04:48 PM
Hannigan's natural hair color is auburn (reddish-brown). While that color is different from red, a lot of people don't make any distinction between the two. At least 75% of the women posted in any given Fark redhead thread are auburn haired. Regardless, her real color isn't the dark brown she has now.
 
2008-10-22 03:07:43 PM
Gwendolyn: A MILF is when you are a teenage boy and out of your peers someone has a really hot mom. It is not just one who has procreated and is hot.

I disagree. According to the Bible(^): "A MILF is any mother that is sexually desirable." [my emphasis]

You count, for instance. I can tell from your hot profile.
 
2008-10-22 03:29:37 PM
I will come back later for the pics of Alyson.

/hot, semi-dressed pics
//featuring her breasts
///lsadjrlq9opu542oiojaw
 
2008-10-22 03:31:42 PM
NuttierThanEver: gunga galunga: NuttierThanEver: Alyson Hannigagn with pregnancy boobies? *FAP*

please stop dyeing your hair Ally.

I thought she did. She is not a natural red head.

Then she was dyeing her hair at a young age watch My Stepmother is an Alien and you'll see her at age 13 with red hair.


i117.photobucket.com

It's hard to tell in this picture, but her hair looks more auburn here. Maybe you were thinking of little Seth Green on the right there.
 
2008-10-22 04:09:25 PM
Gwendolyn: A MILF is when you are a teenage boy and out of your peers someone has a really hot mom. It is not just one who has procreated and is hot.

What she said. The spirit of the MILF term has been lost.
 
2008-10-22 06:26:19 PM
Oh great.

I'm going to have a hard time coming up with those child support payments.
 
2008-10-22 06:26:57 PM
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Oh hell yes.
 
2008-10-22 06:28:09 PM
A MILF is also significantly older than you. To me, for example Rene Russo is a MILF. To a callow 20 year old with no notion of the value of older women, Alyson Hannigan is a MILF.
 
2008-10-22 06:29:32 PM
Mugato: Gwendolyn: A MILF is when you are a teenage boy and out of your peers someone has a really hot mom. It is not just one who has procreated and is hot.

What she said. The spirit of the MILF term has been lost.


I agree. The term doesn't mean what it did ten years ago.

Oh, and Alyson Hannigan isn't that hot. She's cute, but I don't understand all the fawning she gets around here...
 
2008-10-22 06:34:06 PM
I am hitting it like
the fist of an angry god.
Don't tax me for working hard.
 
2008-10-22 06:37:18 PM
TryinToThink: Oh, and Alyson Hannigan isn't that hot. She's cute, but I don't understand all the fawning she gets around here...

Know how I know you're gay?
 
2008-10-22 06:41:01 PM
chucknasty: I am hitting it like
the fist of an angry god.
Don't tax me for working hard.


I lol'd.

Anyway, what the fark is with every single Hollywood hottie getting knocked up?

Let's start a poll... Who is the hottest woman who hasn't plopped out a kid? Difficulty: no Stokke.
 
2008-10-22 06:41:44 PM
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2008-10-22 06:41:45 PM
Yes, please

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2008-10-22 06:41:49 PM
TryinToThink: Mugato: Gwendolyn: A MILF is when you are a teenage boy and out of your peers someone has a really hot mom. It is not just one who has procreated and is hot.

What she said. The spirit of the MILF term has been lost.

I agree. The term doesn't mean what it did ten years ago.

Oh, and Alyson Hannigan isn't that hot. She's cute, but I don't understand all the fawning she gets around here...


It's the redhead fetish. Many people have it.
I personally find brunettes more attractive, but there seems to be a surplus of Farkers with a redhead fetish.

/would still hit it
//would still prefer a brunette
 
2008-10-22 06:46:16 PM
I was a potential Alyson stalker until I started dating my current girlfriend, but she's still on my '5 list'.

Bonus: She's also on my girlfriend's '5 list', so I got that going for me.
 
2008-10-22 06:46:19 PM
Gwendolyn: A MILF is when you are a teenage boy and out of your peers someone has a really hot mom. It is not just one who has procreated and is hot.

That is the origin of the word but it has since hit the masses and been bastardized. A 22 year old mom does not fall under the MILF classification. Hell, we were using that term back in High School because one of our friends had a super hot mom years before American Pie.
 
2008-10-22 06:48:01 PM
I'd get with that red hot little minx in a heartbeat.
 
2008-10-22 06:48:40 PM
I have a friend that looks JUST like her. To a point it's almost creepy. My friend is a stripper.
 
2008-10-22 06:51:38 PM
TryinToThink: Mugato: Gwendolyn: A MILF is when you are a teenage boy and out of your peers someone has a really hot mom. It is not just one who has procreated and is hot.

What she said. The spirit of the MILF term has been lost.

I agree. The term doesn't mean what it did ten years ago.

Oh, and Alyson Hannigan isn't that hot. She's cute, but I don't understand all the fawning she gets around here...



I think part of it is the goofy vibe she gives off. Kind of an approachability enhancer. She seems like the type of girl who might actually talk to you if you hit on her.

I kind of agree with what you're saying, she's pretty but I don't see how she got to the top of the redhead hall of fame. There are tons of hotter chicks with red hair.
 
2008-10-22 06:54:07 PM
It's the redhead fetish. Many people have it.
I personally find brunettes more attractive, but there seems to be a surplus of Farkers with a redhead fetish.

/would still hit it
//would still prefer a brunette


I think she's hot too, and I'd definitely nail her, but I KNOW women I hotter than her, and I could definitely name at least 20 women in Hollywood more attractive...

I guess I just don't have a thing for redheads...
 
2008-10-22 06:55:49 PM
JmBa: I think part of it is the goofy vibe she gives off. Kind of an approachability enhancer. She seems like the type of girl who might actually talk to you if you hit on her.

No girl ever looks like the kind of girl who might actually talk to you if you hit on her. NO ONE!

JmBa: I kind of agree with what you're saying, she's pretty but I don't see how she got to the top of the redhead hall of fame. There are tons of hotter chicks with red hair.

Know how I know you're straight?
 
2008-10-22 06:56:07 PM
JmBa: I think part of it is the goofy vibe she gives off. Kind of an approachability enhancer. She seems like the type of girl who might actually talk to you if you hit on her.

I kind of agree with what you're saying, she's pretty but I don't see how she got to the top of the redhead hall of fame. There are tons of hotter chicks with red hair.


That could be it, because she does seem like a nice girl, but... Oh, well, I guess I just don't get it...
 
2008-10-22 06:56:38 PM
JmBa:
I think part of it is the goofy vibe she gives off. Kind of an approachability enhancer. She seems like the type of girl who might actually talk to you if you hit on her.

I think it's because a lot of guys wanted to fark the heck out of Willow Rosenberg... And then everyone else saw "American Pie". And that pretty much sealed the deal on male humanity's interest in Ms. Hannigan
 
2008-10-22 06:58:25 PM
JmBa: There are tons of hotter chicks with red hair.

to witt...

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But she kind of gives off a nerdy vibe too.
 
2008-10-22 06:59:54 PM
Mom I'd Like to Fark

Seems pretty straightforward to me.
 
2008-10-22 07:00:32 PM
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/sponsored link placement FAIL!!!
 
2008-10-22 07:01:55 PM
I love you Wesley. So much!
 
2008-10-22 07:06:50 PM
I am also average looking so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2008-10-22 07:07:24 PM
I guess we can all assume it happened while she was at band camp!
Giggity!
 
2008-10-22 07:08:42 PM
www.srt4mation.com
 
2008-10-22 07:10:19 PM
I've been wondering if she was for about a week. In "Intervention," Hannigan is the one member who doesn't take a drink from the scotch in the fast forward at the end. It's either pure coincidence, or the pregnancy was written into the script.

Anyways, she's cute and funny, which is an extremely attractive combination.

/You never break up a girl fight!
//NEVER!
 
2008-10-22 07:23:41 PM
www.daltonator.net

Even if she's pregnant...

i108.photobucket.com
 
2008-10-22 07:24:36 PM
NuttierThanEver: Alyson Hannigagn with pregnancy boobies? *FAP*
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They will be LEGENDARY!
 
2008-10-22 07:27:22 PM
Please. You're no judge. I'm willing to bet that half of you would
fark Maggie Gyllenhaal's beef-carcas-sized feet, if given the chance.
 
2008-10-22 07:36:06 PM
Brown Sauce: Please. You're no judge. I'm willing to bet that half of you would
fark Maggie Gyllenhaal's beef-carcas-sized feet, if given the chance.


See, there's a difference between who farkers fantasize about and who they'd actually sleep with. In my dreams, I get to fark Christina Hendricks. In reality, my main requirement is a willingness to shag me. Hope that helps!
 
2008-10-22 07:39:33 PM
Mega Steve: Brown Sauce: Please. You're no judge. I'm willing to bet that half of you would
fark Maggie Gyllenhaal's beef-carcas-sized feet, if given the chance.

See, there's a difference between who farkers fantasize about and who they'd actually sleep with. In my dreams, I get to fark Christina Hendricks. In reality, my main requirement is a willingness to shag me. Hope that helps!


sadly, it is the case with most guys :-( oh well, instincts are instincts, fark away
 
2008-10-22 07:43:35 PM
Much like the gal who does "The Guild" and "Dr. Horrible" Hannigan just radiates quirky comfort.

It's not that she's super hot, it's that she seems approachable and fun. More lifemate than one-night stand. The kind of girl you take home to your mother but who at the same time seems like she would be a tiger between the sheets.

/She's a keeper.
//In my basement.
 
2008-10-22 07:47:51 PM
Brown Sauce: Please. You're no judge. I'm willing to bet that half of you would
fark Maggie Gyllenhaal's beef-carcas-sized feet, if given the chance.


A thread like this isn't about who you'd ACTUALLY have sex with, it's just a place for guys to argue about who masturbates to the hottest girl.
 
2008-10-22 07:58:22 PM
Wendy's Chili:

Let's start a poll... Who is the hottest woman who hasn't plopped out a kid? Difficulty: no Stokke.

Dakota Fanning.

/hell bound

Anna Paquin.
 
2008-10-22 08:24:04 PM
i don't think i can determine ms. hannigan's relative hotness vis-a-vis other redheads without numerous visual aids.
 
2008-10-22 08:34:15 PM
The goddess Alyson . . . is pregnant?

I was willing to overlook her marrying another man, but this is really hard to take.
It's like she's deliberately trying to hurt me.

Or, to put it another way*:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!



*in my best whiny-biatch Vader voice
 
2008-10-22 08:39:32 PM
Put me in the cute, but not all that camp. Don't get me wrong, she is good looking, but look at the American Pie picture with them in swimsuits above. She is the 3rd most attractive in that picture. Today, she probably would be second of those four.

I understand the approachability factor, but to get the 'smoking hot' raves she gets on her is ridiculous.

But I would still love to do bad things to her.
 
2008-10-22 08:53:43 PM
Mugato: JmBa: There are tons of hotter chicks with red hair.

to witt...



But she kind of gives off a nerdy vibe too.


And how can this be? For he IS the kwisatz haderach!
 
2008-10-22 09:02:24 PM
TryinToThink: Oh, and Alyson Hannigan isn't that hot. She's cute, but I don't understand all the fawning she gets around here...

Allow me to rebute:

Nerdy Hacker Willow
Eskimo Willow
Vampire Willow
Sexy Ghost Willow
Sexy College Willow
Evil World-Destroying Willow

Defense rests, Your Honor.
 
2008-10-22 09:05:24 PM
mjbok: Put me in the cute, but not all that camp. Don't get me wrong, she is good looking, but look at the American Pie picture with them in swimsuits above. She is the 3rd most attractive in that picture. Today, she probably would be second of those four.

I understand the approachability factor, but to get the 'smoking hot' raves she gets on her is ridiculous.

But I would still love to do bad things to her.


I present the People's Evidence to the contrary.

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I also posit that you may be slightly gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

/Sorry, Alyson, I love you, but "Date Movie" was an abortion
 
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