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(Mainichi Daily News)   "There are good types of violence"; Vicious biker gang renowned for its brutality forms security company   ( divider line
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4235 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Jan 2003 at 7:15 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-01-03 12:59:56 PM  
It worked for the Rolling Stones at Altamont, right?
2003-01-03 01:09:42 PM  
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2003-01-03 01:42:57 PM  
I dont get the pineapples but sure, I'm game...

THE PINEAPPLE has served as both a food and a symbol throughout the human history of the Americas. Originally unique to the Western Hemisphere, the fruit was a culinary favorite of the fierce Carib Indians who lived on islands in the sea that still bears their name.

The presence of pineapples on Caribbean islands was not a natural event, but rather the result of centuries of indian migration and commerce. Pineapples can weigh up to 20 pounds. They most likely originated in Brazil, but there are no known native or wild pineapples known today, They are probably a cultivated species that developed under conditions of artificial selection and more than one-third of the world's commercial supply of pineapples comes from Hawaii.

Pineapple Upside Down Cake

3/4 cup butter
1 1/2 cups brown sugar
20 ounces pineapple rings in juice -- sliced in half
1 cup walnuts -- chopped coarse
1 1/2 cups flour
1 teaspoon baking powder
1/4 teaspoon salt
5 eggs -- separated
1 1/2 cups sugar
8 tablespoons pineapple juice

Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Use 13x9 pan Melt butter and brown sugar in pan. Arrange pineapple slices in any pattern in pan and cover with walnuts. Set aside. Beat yolks, add sugar,and juice. Add flour, powder and salt. Fold in beaten egg whites and pour on top of pineapple mixture in pan. Bake for 40-45 minutes. Cool 5 minutes and invert on serving plate. Cool completely.
2003-01-03 03:27:23 PM  
"Vicious and Brutal Biker Gang Thread Hijacked by Pineapples! The Sun is there."
2003-01-03 07:18:21 PM  
"Her husband Paul, who fished the slippery creature out of a canal in 1969, said he loved smoked eel but could not bear to smoke his own."

Hee Hee!
2003-01-03 07:18:51 PM  
LOL Meshman
2003-01-03 07:20:08 PM  
Ah crap. Wrong thread.
2003-01-03 07:21:12 PM  
So is this like hiring my cousin Tony to break someone's knees?
2003-01-03 07:23:19 PM  
"I've helped a kid who wouldn't leave his room get back "

He beat the avoidant behavior right out of him! Sounds like a plan.
2003-01-03 07:24:09 PM  
shiat. Now where the hell am I going to get my crystal meth from?
2003-01-03 07:25:22 PM  
This is awesome. Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap. Every community needs a service like this.

Hand me the phone!
2003-01-03 07:27:02 PM  
sounds like they are stil doing the same thing only under the guise of authority.... oh, wait, that would be normal police tactics
2003-01-03 07:29:54 PM  
This reminds me of when the CIA was going to hire the Mafia to kill Castro. Oh, those were the good times, when Papa was running the company.

It would have worked, too, except that Cuban customs officials routinely detain every heavily-armed fat guy in a cheap suit.
2003-01-03 07:31:27 PM  
Haha. I love the Mainichi news. They always have 10-20 awesome articles on the side bar, too. :)
2003-01-03 07:34:02 PM  
In the USA, the Mongols rule!
2003-01-03 07:42:12 PM  
In other news the mafia asks the US government for subsidies to prevent competition from foreign firms, such as the triads, the russian mafia, and now these guys.
2003-01-03 07:43:37 PM  
Is it me or is Britney Spears getting a belly?
Kat [TotalFark]
2003-01-03 07:44:25 PM  
Um, didn't the Hell's Angels already do this with some negative outcomes? Yea, that's what I thought. But whatever, might as well make some money beating up people if that's what you do.
2003-01-03 07:45:41 PM  
Maybe she's pregnant, Albert.
2003-01-03 07:45:44 PM  
The security company runs into all kinds of trouble, including unruly American women...

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2003-01-03 07:48:30 PM  
Mongols do rule, as long as they dont break down the chitty wall...
2003-01-03 07:48:51 PM  
Yeah great. I really want some illiterate with "born to lose" and "f.t.w." jail tatoos, out there acting on behalf of my company ('can never have enough law suits 'ya know). While I'm hiring, does anyone know where I can find that kid from the Special Olympics cliche? I'm looking for a good accountant.
2003-01-03 07:50:09 PM  
lando (comment 1): brilliant. consider the rest of the comments in this thread worthless.

that is, except for pineapples.
2003-01-03 07:53:00 PM  
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Looks like a pretty rough biker gang....
2003-01-03 07:53:27 PM  
Is it just me, or is this the makings for a feature length comedy?
2003-01-03 07:54:12 PM  
Dirty Work, Lord_Dubu? Watch out for them Saigon whores.
2003-01-03 08:00:11 PM  
Japanese biker gangs have different uniforms, bikes, habits, & customs than their western cousins but the overall attitude is about the same.

Some Japanese Biker Gang information. .
2003-01-03 08:00:46 PM

stupid html
2003-01-03 08:02:23 PM  
Why would anyone hire bikers when they can just get lobsters?
(or Samuel Clemens)
2003-01-03 08:05:19 PM  
Tommyymmot, sure sounds like tommy needs timmy.
2003-01-03 08:14:31 PM  
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2003-01-03 08:25:14 PM  
So, let's see... now, this guy's violence is good because he makes money off it?
2003-01-03 08:41:32 PM  
NC140: Sounds like a sitcom.
2003-01-03 09:04:49 PM  
Sounds like a really bad anime, to me.
2003-01-03 09:15:38 PM  
Did you read some of the other headlines on that webpage...what the hell kind of newspaper is that?
2003-01-03 09:17:31 PM  
"We've solved problems for things like people getting ripped off by extortionate clubs, those being bullied and women who're being stalked"

I read women "whore being stalked", I was thinking, damn, now thats brutal
2003-01-03 11:25:48 PM  
Come on... this is the best thing ever to come out of the universe.

I wouldn't mind some guys like this around here. Someone screwing with you? Make him piss his pants and cower in fear.
2003-01-04 01:32:21 AM  
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We gonna git yo money.
2003-01-04 08:10:25 AM  
I'd be more worried about those shoplifting gangs of 30-40 year old housewives. This site is the Japanese equivalent of The Daily Sport, minus the boobies.
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