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(Stuff.co.nz)   Mary-Kate Olsen angers waitress after tipping her some chewing gum after meal. In other news, Mary-Kate Olsen actually eats meals   (stuff.co.nz ) divider line
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2008-10-21 01:03:12 PM  
Shenanigans.
 
2008-10-21 01:05:53 PM  
She ate, but had to give up her stick of gum that night because of it.
 
2008-10-21 01:16:44 PM  
So she left a fat tip and a pice of gum? Take the cash, have the busboy clean the table, and STFU. BFD
 
2008-10-21 01:31:57 PM  
Bullshiatter: So she left a fat tip and a pice of gum? Take the cash, have the busboy clean the table, and STFU. BFD

As a former server: ^^This.^^

Misleading headline is misleading

/cliches
 
2008-10-21 01:36:05 PM  
She should have done what everyone else in history has done and stuck it underneath the table.

Seriously, what's antisocial about that? Ok, granted, if she was really just trying to get rid of her chewing gum, it might have been nice if she put it in a napkin or something, but still. I see people leave much worse messes on a regular basis in restaurants because they know they don't have to clean it up. And there's also the possibility that she received bad service and was doing it as a "fark you" to the waiter rather than leave a shiatty tip.
 
2008-10-21 01:38:47 PM  
Watch. Next week that piece of chewed gum will be offered on ebay, which would not have been possible if the waitress hadn't managed to get the story published ;)
 
2008-10-21 01:39:33 PM  
Maybe that chewing gum WAS her meal.
 
2008-10-21 01:42:17 PM  
she left a tip, the gum was because the waitress had bad breath....next
 
2008-10-21 01:43:25 PM  
This ... this is news?

People leave chewing gum for their wait staff to clean up all the time. Celebrity gossip news continues to astound me, but this is pretty pathetic.

If only people would stop reading this shiat so they'd quit producing it.
 
2008-10-21 01:52:05 PM  

jerry2a: Maybe that chewing gum WAS her meal.


Chewing gum is a whole meal? Don't be silly. I'm sure she also had ice cubes and two sunflower seeds.
 
2008-10-21 02:16:56 PM  

Bill_Wick's_Friend: Chewing gum is a whole meal? Don't be silly. I'm sure she also had ice cubes and two sunflower seeds.


She's off her diet again?
 
2008-10-21 02:37:45 PM  

jerry2a: Bill_Wick's_Friend: Chewing gum is a whole meal? Don't be silly. I'm sure she also had ice cubes and two sunflower seeds.

She's off her diet again?


Hell yeah! She's getting gigantic. She's up to 93 lbs. Fat ass.
 
2008-10-21 04:07:23 PM  
Isn't this the exact plot of Home Alone 2?
 
2008-10-21 04:07:57 PM  
What a fattie.
 
2008-10-21 04:09:08 PM  

Bullshiatter: So she left a fat tip and a pice of gum? Take the cash, have the busboy clean the table, and STFU. BFD


As a former waiter, I endorse this message.
 
2008-10-21 04:11:44 PM  
could have sold the used gum on ebay...
 
2008-10-21 04:12:12 PM  
Is it okay to call your neighbor a spoiled brat if she actually earned her own money? I don't know the protocal on that...
 
2008-10-21 04:12:20 PM  
So, your job all day long is to pour out glasses full of backwash and remove plates full of chewed bones and you freak out when someone leaves their gum and a fat tip? Someone is in the wrong industry.
 
2008-10-21 04:13:08 PM  
us.movies1.yimg.com

Never tips.
 
2008-10-21 04:13:45 PM  
In Olsen's defense, you are supposed to tip 20% on what you order. The stick of gum was probably worth more than 20% of the saltine cracker she ordered and ate.
 
2008-10-21 04:13:49 PM  
what the hell is this chick complaining about? take the gum, put it in a tupperware container, put it on ebay. Surely Mary-Kate's chewing gum would sell for something. I mean, someone paid for shiat stained celebrity toilet paper once.
 
2008-10-21 04:14:01 PM  
www.dtdstudios.com
 
2008-10-21 04:14:57 PM  
I've been waiting tables for three years now, and if every table left me a fat tip with a wad of gum on the table i'd be happy as a pig in shiat
 
2008-10-21 04:15:00 PM  
At the end of the meal she pulled out a wad of cash to pay the bill and left a nice tip.

"But there also a wad of balled-up, chewed gum on the table. The waiter was annoyed."


FAIL
 
2008-10-21 04:15:22 PM  
maybe it was a nice way of saying, "Your breath smells like you have poop in your mouth."
 
2008-10-21 04:16:31 PM  
Link (NSFW, new window)

Something about gum, you say?
 
2008-10-21 04:16:34 PM  
Who cares. What's Dave Coulier up to these days?
 
2008-10-21 04:19:26 PM  
I'm sure we'll hear more of this earth shattering event in the waiter's blog. Oh the horror!
 
2008-10-21 04:20:42 PM  
The headline is misleading. According to the article, she left a nice tip. As far as putting the gum in a napkin... that's only good for cheap restaurants using paper napkins. One shouldn't put gum in a CLOTH napkin. Sounds like someone with too much time on their hands getting their panties in a wad over nothing.

One good thing about a world-wide depression: People with too much time on their hands who are constantly "offended" by some-such nonsense will soon be too busy just trying to survive to complain about non-issues like this!
 
2008-10-21 04:21:36 PM  
People have the right idea: Just sell the gum online to some nut.

Gum, and nuts?
 
2008-10-21 04:23:30 PM  
Or how about this headline: "Snippy fag waiters get their panties in a twist over nothing." Of all the worthless bullshiat...

And lets add to the mix that Dora Dumwit there doesn't seem to have much longer to ride on those former hot teenage looks... Aging fast, I'd say, and starting to get a vague unpleasant look about the eyes and face.

Do either one of these former TV-hyped starlettes realize that thier money won't last forever? They didn't have a great deal of talent to begin with and I haven't heard of any movie studios banging down their doors. When the $$$ runs out they'll BE waitresses somewhere...
 
2008-10-21 04:26:10 PM  
But they left a tip. GUM? ON THE TABLE? THAT IS OUTRAGEOUS. NEVER HAVE I BEEN SO MORTALLY OFFENDED BY SUCH AN OCCURANCE. I'm on the TV, right? Ok. YES. IT WAS AWFUL. I NEED COUNCELLING. I'M CONSIDERING SUEING AS A DIRECT RESULT OF FINDING GUM ON A TABLE. MAYBE WE SHOULD CONSIDER NOT GIVING OUT GUM AS AN AFTERMEAL TREAT.

The world is stupid.
 
2008-10-21 04:29:21 PM  

Haoie: People have the right idea: Just sell the gum online to some nut.


I just had an idea to make us all rich.

I am talking, of course, about gum fraud.
 
2008-10-21 04:30:36 PM  
Was it mud gum?
 
2008-10-21 04:31:33 PM  
Those two girls are just a couple of huge, floating, simpering heads. Do they even have bodies?

/PMSing
 
2008-10-21 04:31:54 PM  

Eddie_Dean_NY: Bullshiatter: So she left a fat tip and a pice of gum? Take the cash, have the busboy clean the table, and STFU. BFD

As a former server: ^^This.^^

Misleading headline is misleading

/cliches


AGREED! I waited on the sisters not long ago and they were great. tip and all. Very misleading headline.
 
2008-10-21 04:32:15 PM  
Slow news century.
 
2008-10-21 04:36:28 PM  
Those girls look hittable in some pictures and quite Gollumesque in others.
 
2008-10-21 04:38:38 PM  

Bills Cat: Do either one of these former TV-hyped starlettes realize that thier money won't last forever? They didn't have a great deal of talent to begin with and I haven't heard of any movie studios banging down their doors. When the $$$ runs out they'll BE waitresses somewhere...


They're worth like 100M. You can live like a hog on just the interest. Not to mention royalties.
 
2008-10-21 04:40:45 PM  
At the end of the meal she pulled out a wad of cash to pay the bill and left a nice tip.

"But there also a wad of balled-up, chewed gum on the table. The waiter was annoyed."


Unless the gum was stuck to the table, STFU, waiter-boy.

/typed that twice as "waiter-bot"
//which was probably accurate, too
 
2008-10-21 04:40:49 PM  
Mary-Kate Olsen angers waitress after tipping her some chewing gum after meal.

You'd think the act of tipping someone with gum would have been enough. What did she do after that pissed off the waitress?

/damn I've been like this all day.
 
2008-10-21 04:41:31 PM  
Mary-Kate Olsen angers waitress after tipping her some chewing gum after meal. In other news, Mary-Kate Olsen actually eats meals

Fixed it for you.
 
2008-10-21 04:42:05 PM  
Is it creepy or sexy that grown twins still live together?
 
2008-10-21 04:44:08 PM  

Bills Cat: Or how about this headline: "Snippy fag waiters get their panties in a twist over nothing." Of all the worthless bullshiat...

And lets add to the mix that Dora Dumwit there doesn't seem to have much longer to ride on those former hot teenage looks... Aging fast, I'd say, and starting to get a vague unpleasant look about the eyes and face.

Do either one of these former TV-hyped starlettes realize that thier money won't last forever? They didn't have a great deal of talent to begin with and I haven't heard of any movie studios banging down their doors. When the $$$ runs out they'll BE waitresses somewhere...


I think their fortune is over $100 million. It'll take a while to run through that. It would take a while to run through the interest on that.
 
2008-10-21 04:47:25 PM  

citygirlsf: Those two girls are just a couple of huge, floating, simpering heads. Do they even have bodies?

/PMSing

Someone

missed my link.
 
2008-10-21 04:48:03 PM  
no olsen twins pics?
 
2008-10-21 04:48:06 PM  

BlorfMaster: Is it creepy or sexy that grown twins still live together?


Lil from column A, lil from column B. Could be worse, you could live together with an 80 yo who expects you to make out with him and each other.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2008-10-21 04:48:16 PM  
Found this on the intarwebs (NSFW)

Weird.
 
2008-10-21 04:48:24 PM  

BlorfMaster: Is it creepy or sexy that grown twins still live together?


yes
 
2008-10-21 04:50:53 PM  
ultraholland: Found this on the intarwebs (NSFW)

Weird.


Rule 34. But come on, that one wasn't even that much of a stretch.
 
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