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(The Morning Call)   Man admits stealing copper from cemetery. Cu later, dumbass   (mcall.com) divider line 54
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YixilTesiphon
2008-10-20 10:12:42 PM
Zinc.
 
RedneckwithGuns
2008-10-20 10:13:17 PM
Chemistry humor, classy Subby

+1
 
goethe_helen_hunt
2008-10-20 10:14:05 PM
Nice header!
+1
 
Goldeneye007
2008-10-20 10:14:17 PM
took me a little bit to get it...but dang...that was lame.
 
phlegmmo [TotalFark]
2008-10-20 10:14:54 PM
He, He, He!
 
skankboy
2008-10-20 10:15:36 PM
I like it because Cu is the chemical symbol for Copper. That's why it is funny.
 
phlegmmo [TotalFark]
2008-10-20 10:16:53 PM
skankboy:
I like it because Cu is the chemical symbol for Copper. That's why it is funny.

It's elementary.
 
Ba'boon [TotalFark]
2008-10-20 10:17:06 PM
Comedy Au?
 
Burn14Me
2008-10-20 10:17:57 PM
Captain obvious is obvious
 
DrMcNinja
2008-10-20 10:18:07 PM
BrAuVO SbY
 
YoungSwedishBlonde
2008-10-20 10:20:35 PM
Cu Next Tuesday?
 
drjekel_mrhyde
2008-10-20 10:20:49 PM
And I expected the guy was electroCUted
 
Somacandra [TotalFark]
2008-10-20 10:20:51 PM
Well, Molly Be Damned (new window)!

/Mo
 
The Grinch
2008-10-20 10:21:23 PM
Wow, that headline 16-92-6-19-16 33-16.

/nah, it was pretty good
//used to pass notes with this code in high school
///never got busted, not even in chem
 
phlegmmo [TotalFark]
2008-10-20 10:21:28 PM
"I laughed. Ar!"
blogs.sfweekly.com
 
meatofmystery
2008-10-20 10:21:48 PM
that dude's truly metal \m/
 
Britney Spear's Speculum
2008-10-20 10:22:03 PM
That hurt subby. Physically hurt.
 
drjekel_mrhyde
2008-10-20 10:22:51 PM
And I expected the guy was electroCuted
/FTFM
//Drunk
 
Degenz
2008-10-20 10:25:42 PM
FTA: According to court records, Quiles took the car while being chased by Hellertown officer Matthew Andree, who had responded to True Value Hardware store, where Quiles allegedly had tried to steal a drill.

A must for any serious moonlight salvager.
 
Begoggle
2008-10-20 10:30:52 PM
+1 Sb
 
ph0rk
2008-10-20 10:34:33 PM
My hands. They are clapping.
 
BillaBong
2008-10-20 10:41:55 PM
img378.imageshack.us
 
Wolfmanjames [TotalFark]
2008-10-20 10:43:18 PM
Little Johnny was a chemist.
Now he is no more.
For what he thought was H20
Was H2So4!
 
demerdin
2008-10-20 10:45:11 PM
hehe
 
Chucklz [TotalFark]
2008-10-20 10:45:24 PM
I C WAt U did ThEr
 
Juniper Jupiter
2008-10-20 10:46:04 PM
Well done, subby!

You win teh interwebs!!

Mr. Lehrer would be pleased!

frontiereditor.files.wordpress.com

/PLEASE tell me this isn't obscure!
//Metal thieves, especially if they steal from cemeteries, women's shelters, and orphanages, deserve to be smelted
 
falcon176
2008-10-20 10:46:21 PM
Gold, Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium
 
Chucklz [TotalFark]
2008-10-20 10:47:36 PM
FUK U BILa BONGe
 
reveal101
2008-10-20 10:49:08 PM
The headline, it's been done.


/Still chortled though
 
jweber26
2008-10-20 10:53:18 PM
Hooray for smart people!
 
Juniper Jupiter
2008-10-20 10:53:21 PM
falcon176: Gold, Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium

Tsk tsk!! Such language!!!

You should wash your mouth out with CH3-(CH2)n - COONa!! :D

/I think that's right...
 
Chucklz [TotalFark]
2008-10-20 10:55:57 PM
Juniper Jupiter: falcon176: Gold, Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium

Tsk tsk!! Such language!!!

You should wash your mouth out with CH3-(CH2)n - COONa!! :D

/I think that's right...

You need an SO4 in there.
 
Chucklz [TotalFark]
2008-10-20 10:56:42 PM
Chucklz: Juniper Jupiter: falcon176: Gold, Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium

Tsk tsk!! Such language!!!

You should wash your mouth out with CH3-(CH2)n - COONa!! :D

/I think that's right...

You need an SO4 in there.

Well, you SHOULD have one. SDS rules. Other detergents suck.
 
GetBent
2008-10-20 11:03:22 PM
Au, gimme back my gold!

/Facts of Life joke
//Yes I said Facts of Life joke
 
Dellirium
2008-10-20 11:04:33 PM
Niiiice!

+1

Polonium enema?
 
Juniper Jupiter
2008-10-20 11:11:42 PM
Chucklz: Chucklz: Juniper Jupiter: falcon176: Gold, Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium

Tsk tsk!! Such language!!!

You should wash your mouth out with CH3-(CH2)n - COONa!! :D

/I think that's right...

You need an SO4 in there.

Well, you SHOULD have one. SDS rules. Other detergents suck.

Ewwww...with a sulfate you get bad breath and BO! :D

/At least I think so!
 
Handsome Jack Manitoba
2008-10-20 11:23:29 PM
ArHg.
 
Sum Guye
2008-10-20 11:25:49 PM
Juniper Jupiter: /PLEASE tell me this isn't obscure!

I've tried to sing that song for years. I can't keep up, never mind remember the whole thing.
 
jfsimpson
2008-10-21 01:08:07 AM
Looks like the police won't need to run around then searching for another Pb or needing to conduct another Rn someone. It might be tough for people to find where their loved ones are buried now that the grave markers Ar. Hopefully they don't have to dig those people up and Ba again.
 
jfsimpson
2008-10-21 01:09:08 AM
And ouch, I just hit my Ne the table.
 
texasaggie2010
2008-10-21 01:09:33 AM
A white bear and a brown bear fall into the water. Which one dissolves first?

The white one, because it's polar!!

/I'm such a chemistry nerd.
 
Improper Usage
2008-10-21 01:52:32 AM
I was left in Au.
 
FlyingLizardOfDoom [TotalFark]
2008-10-21 01:57:51 AM
Two atoms collide into each other.

First one asks, "Are U alright?"
Second one replies, "I think so, but I lost an e-"
First one inquires, "Are U sure?"
Second one deadpans, "I'm positive!"

/going back to sleep
 
CLambe
2008-10-21 02:20:46 AM
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH...

EVERYBODY knows brass is worth more. Who steals copper anymore?
 
Kali-Yuga
2008-10-21 02:39:46 AM
CLambe: Who steals copper anymore?

Tweakers?
 
General_Buck_Turgidson
2008-10-21 03:50:44 AM
Ricardo L. Quiles, 28

Immigration status, anyone?



/No, you're right. Illegal immigration isn't a problem.
 
Kant Lavar
2008-10-21 05:05:20 AM
+1 to BillaBong and subby.

/Took too damn long for me to get that.
 
iamrobot
2008-10-21 06:14:43 AM
had to pop in here to give a +1

/back to bed
 
Nick Nostril
2008-10-21 07:57:57 AM
img339.imageshack.us

"Copper clapper caper?"
 
mreuther
2008-10-21 09:26:41 AM
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
 
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