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(Now Magazine)   John Mayer ready to quit swigging beer to win back Jennifer Aniston. Is any woman on earth really worth that kind of sacrifice?   (nowmagazine.co.uk ) divider line
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2008-10-20 03:38:38 PM  
John, baby, I'll let you drink beer. And I'm only 2 years older than Jen, so come on over to my place. *wink*
 
2008-10-20 03:58:11 PM  

thalassatx: John, baby, I'll let you drink beer. And I'm only 2 years older than Jen, so come on over to my place. *wink*


You do realize we're talking about John Mayer, right?


/recently quit beer for a girl
 
2008-10-20 03:58:19 PM  
Is any woman on earth really worth that kind of sacrifice?

Hell no!!!

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2008-10-20 04:08:09 PM  
Beer... John will keep drinking his chocolate choo choo and other girl drinks that gay dudes love.
 
2008-10-20 04:09:49 PM  
I'd give up beer for Jennifer Aniston. She's redonkulously hot and I don't like beer. I would even give up all alcohol. I draw the line at pot, though.
 
2008-10-20 04:10:53 PM  
Jen's got a great set on her. I'd quit it.
 
2008-10-20 04:16:32 PM  
not her
 
2008-10-20 04:37:57 PM  

NittLion78: not her


Seconded.
 
2008-10-20 04:43:28 PM  
So let me get this straight - she left him because he drinks and not because he's a gigantic douchebag? No wonder she has such good luck with men.
 
Cog
2008-10-20 06:09:45 PM  
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2008-10-20 06:28:39 PM  
nope, I learned a long time ago that you never change for anyone, if they can't except you for all your problems then they should GTFO
 
2008-10-20 06:33:28 PM  
No.
 
2008-10-20 06:44:10 PM  
Yes, but only if wine and liquor remain available.
 
2008-10-20 06:48:15 PM  
women like that, typically don't stop at making you give up one thing. First its your beer, then its your friends and then someday you're hanging out with only her friends & family, watching House Hunters & America's Next Top Model instead of sports and being "ok" with the fact that you never have sex anymore till you leave the cold biatch & turn into the "adultering, manipulative piece of shiat that ruined her life & crushed her dreams" as you try to put your life back together. John go talk to your dad, or perhaps several of your uncles. Continue touring campuses & nailing hot ass until you're truly bored of it.
 
2008-10-20 06:48:43 PM  
Dumbass.
 
2008-10-20 06:55:31 PM  
women like that, typically don't stop at making you give up one thing. First its your beer, then its your friends and then someday you're hanging out with only her friends & family, watching House Hunters & America's Next Top Model instead of sports and being "ok" with the fact that you never have sex anymore till you leave the cold biatch & turn into the "adultering, manipulative piece of shiat that ruined her life & crushed her dreams" as you try to put your life back together. John go talk to your dad, or perhaps several of your uncles. Continue touring campuses & nailing hot ass until you're truly bored of it.

Get this guy a beer.
 
2008-10-20 06:56:01 PM  
She looks like a dude with long hair in person.
 
2008-10-20 06:57:07 PM  
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2008-10-20 07:09:12 PM  
if i could get any girl i choose (like Mayer likely could), Jennifer Anniston would not be on my short list. Not even on the long list.

Besides, no guy should ever demasculinize himself for a chick. Compromises are fine... but you should never give up a core part of your soul for a chick to accept you. She' obviously not the one if she needs that change in you.
 
2008-10-20 07:16:32 PM  
John Mayer was driving down the street the other day in a black mercedes SLR - a car able to impress 99.99% of the population in the world but not jennifer anniston i suppose
 
2008-10-20 07:17:07 PM  
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When they start asking you to stop doing things you've been doing throughout the entire relationship, the transition has been made, and there's no going back.
 
2008-10-20 07:18:30 PM  

Kiddo Young: If I were John, I'd give up beer to be able to play with those cute boobies of hers whenever I wanted. It's a small price to pay, right?


there are so many other and better boobies out there that wont make you give up beer though
 
2008-10-20 07:26:11 PM  
I'm a chick. Not only would I never ask a guy to give up his beer, but I will never waste one minute of my time with a guy who would ask me to give up mine.

Not worth it, John Mayer!
 
2008-10-20 07:33:04 PM  
My girlfriend is worth it.

Not sure about Aniston.

Not that my girl asked me to give up anything.
 
2008-10-20 07:58:47 PM  

Der Poopflinger: nope, I learned a long time ago that you never change for anyone, if they can't except you for all your problems then they should GTFO


SharkInfested: I'm a chick. Not only would I never ask a guy to give up his beer, but I will never waste one minute of my time with a guy who would ask me to give up mine.

Not worth it, John Mayer!


You know you're an addict when you arrange your life around your addictions.
 
2008-10-20 08:23:06 PM  

bukketmaster: When they start asking you to stop doing things you've been doing throughout the entire relationship, the transition has been made, and there's no going back.


The episode of How I Met Your Mother where Neal Patrick Harris does this is awesome.
 
Byn
2008-10-20 08:24:16 PM  
I'd do both of them.

/just sayin'
 
2008-10-20 08:26:53 PM  

Mija: You know you're an addict when you arrange your life around your addictions.


You know you're a farking dumbass when you are too farking dumb to actually get the farking point, dumbass.
 
2008-10-20 08:55:28 PM  
i find john mayer fits into a category of men i like to refer to as "not if he were the last man on earth."

jennifer anniston is a decent actress, if cast as some version of herself.

either way, neither of them are particularly talented or impressive, so if he wants to give up beer for mediocrity and she feels she can settle for a guy with a contrived "raspy" voice and stilted lyrics, then i say, let them have each other!
 
2008-10-20 09:06:10 PM  
I gave up drinking because I'm pregnant.

That is pretty much the ONLY reason (besides if you're an uncontrollable drunk who terrorizes your family, etc).

John. C'mon.
 
2008-10-20 09:09:29 PM  
John Mayer ready to quit swigging beer to back Jennifer Aniston so that he can stop looking like white trash.
 
2008-10-20 09:56:28 PM  
Why should she try and change that douchebag when there are plenty of guys who don't drink or smoke who would gladly give her head for five hours each day.

Me, for instance!
 
2008-10-20 10:12:48 PM  
Uh, yeah. John Mayer, quit smoking, cut down on beer, Jennifer Aniston. Two words: ERIC farkING CLAPTON!
 
2008-10-20 10:16:53 PM  
The woman that is worth it would never ask you to. She would let you drink yourself stupid until you did something that caused her a small amount of grief. She wouldn't bring it up. She wouldn't demand you stop. She'd just give you that look. That look that said she's saddened, embarrassed, a little hurt and, worst of all, she's worried for you. You wouldn't even notice as you started to drink less.
 
2008-10-20 10:53:23 PM  

halfof33: Mija: You know you're an addict when you arrange your life around your addictions.

You know you're a farking dumbass when you are too farking dumb to actually get the farking point, dumbass.


That's not working around addictions. I MAKE time to drink and fap.

/off to make some time right now
 
2008-10-21 12:05:47 AM  

halfof33: Mija: You know you're an addict when you arrange your life around your addictions.

You know you're a farking dumbass when you are too farking dumb to actually get the farking point, dumbass.


So much more eloquent than my rebuttal
 
2008-10-21 01:30:39 AM  
He should take up swigging Drano.

Then again, when he sings, he looks like he's trying to swallow his tongue. I'm keeping my fingers crossed that he finally accomplishes that feat.
 
2008-10-21 07:24:17 AM  
107 reasons why beer is better than a woman

Link (new window)
 
2008-10-21 08:36:39 AM  
'Determined to show he's a changed man, John has cut right back down on his drinking and has pledged to quit smoking - 2 things that really annoyed Jennifer.'

Uh, isn't she a farking chimney?

www.artofsmoking.com

/dude, dump the biatch.
//don't change for anybody.
 
2008-10-21 09:32:01 AM  
No.

And HELL no.
 
2008-10-21 11:07:27 AM  
Good idea.

Step 1: abandon something you like at the request of someone else
Step 2: commence resentment of said individual
Step 3: wtf were you thinking?
 
2008-10-21 12:03:32 PM  

blackeyedsusan: either way, neither of them are particularly talented or impressive, so if he wants to give up beer for mediocrity and she feels she can settle for a guy with a contrived "raspy" voice and stilted lyrics, then i say, let them have each other!


The hate is strong with you.

/nice
 
2008-10-21 12:09:19 PM  
I would give up beer for the Jenifer Aniston back when Friends started. For a 40 year old Jennifer no chance in hell.
 
2008-10-21 12:17:18 PM  
Could we talk her into having him give up his "music" instead of the beer?
 
2008-10-21 12:22:14 PM  

Mangoose: The woman that is worth it would never ask you to. She would let you drink yourself stupid until you did something that caused her a small amount of grief. She wouldn't bring it up. She wouldn't demand you stop. She'd just give you that look. That look that said she's saddened, embarrassed, a little hurt and, worst of all, she's worried for you. You wouldn't even notice as you started to drink less.


Beautifully put and couldn't be more true.

Zombie Eater: Then again, when he sings, he looks like he's trying to swallow his tongue. I'm keeping my fingers crossed that he finally accomplishes that feat.


Well done and agreed.

But seriously people, the right one is the one who loves you for who you are...the good and the bad. My wife hated that I smoked cigarettes but never pressured me to quit or complained about it but has been supportive as hell when I decided on my own to put them down for good. That's the keeper not the whiny chick who needs you to change a long laundry list of things about yourself before she's willing to date you...fark that. It's the weird little things about my wife that that probably drove her exes crazy that I love the most.
 
2008-10-21 12:28:16 PM  
"Then you get married, because
you think you've found the bomb.

Have the same crackers
every day for a year.

And you roll over one day
and be like:

"Hey, I just got some
regular old crackers."

-E. Murphy
 
2008-10-21 12:34:55 PM  
Subby says:

John Mayer ready to quit swigging beer to win back Jennifer Aniston. Is any woman on earth really worth that kind of sacrifice?

To which I reply:

I wouldn't know because I don't drink beer.
 
2008-10-21 01:31:15 PM  
Any man that lets a chick convince him to quit drinking beer deserves a dick in his ass.

NTTAWWT
 
2008-10-21 03:11:15 PM  
BORING!!
 
2008-10-21 11:55:40 PM  
In New Zealand they are reporting Jen is pregnant. Google Jennifer Aniston Pregnant.
//jus sayin'
 
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